Ah magical Chariots of Fire theme, such is your
power you can lend dignity to anything. Even
cats falling on their arses on a
highly-polished floor.
Even that.
An American Writer’s Prayer
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Dear Sweet Baby Jesus….
Hear My Prayer….
I need a break from Politics…I need my life back…I miss writing fluff pieces about David Tennant and telling unfunny jokes, I miss writing stories about head hunters and cannibals and what it’s like to bury someone alive ( oh yeah, I actually write stories at my other blog) and having convos about gummy bears and exploding pigeons.
Just needed to say that.
Thanks for listening.
Now
I’m going to ask that everyone join me in singing my most favorite song EVER….
Um.
I’ve included it here in my prayers because I thank God it was written every time I hear it.
It makes me feel hopeful…and happy.
Plus it makes Margaritas taste WAY better.
Amen.
Its cold outside,
There’s no kind of atmosphere,
I’m all alone,
More or less.
Let me fly,
Far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.
I want to lie,
Shipwrecked and comotoase,
Drinking fresh,
Mango juice,
Goldfish shoals,
Nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.
I Can Has LOL Cats pic
For the Old Anita Marie, who seems to have lost her of humor…and would really like to find it soon.
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Palin / McCain Cause Voter’s Brain To Explode
Hi.
Anita isn’t going to do a post today because she read the article posted below and her brain exploded.
In case you’re curious
read it with caution.
Remember what happened to Anita.
Ick.
NPR: Given what you’ve said Senator, is there an occasion where you could imagine turning to Governor Palin for advice in a foreign policy crisis.
MCCAIN: I’ve turned to her advice many times in the past, I can’t imagine turning to Senator Obama or Senator Biden cuz they’ve been wrong, they were wrong about Iraq, wrong about Russia…
NPR: But would you turn to Governor Palin?
MCCAIN: I certainly wouldn’t turn to them, and I’ve already turned to Governor Palin particularly on energy issues and I’ve appreciated her background and knowledge on that and many other issues.
NPR: Does her energy qualification extend to the international energy market?
MCCAIN: Of course. Of course. That’s what it’s all about. It extends to a broad variety of issues from her worldview to threats that we face, to radical Islamic extremism, to specific areas of the world. I’m very proud of her, and proud of the knowledge and background that she has.
Palin- The No Choice No Voice Candidate
Couric:
“If a fifteen year old is raped by her father you believe it should be illegal for her to get an abortion-why?”
Palin:
…I am pro-life and unapologetic about my position…
Pro-Choice Voter Guides
Click HERE to find out who the pro-choice candidates are in your state, and get voter registration tools, deadlines, and other important information about voting.
Jack Goes For It AGAIN!
Jack Cafferty is my hero.
Who Will Protect Us From Putin’s Floating Head of Death?!
Join Caribou Barbie and her Husband and his fellow members
of
and do your part to protect Alaska from
PUTIN’S FLOATING HEAD OF DEATH!
Remember Guys and Gals
He’s Everywhere:
and now a message from Caribou Barbie:
So Guys and Gals
Let’s all work together to
Keep Alaska Safe for Alaskans…the rest of you are just
like
you know
screwed.
Sorry.
But oh hey…here’s my Minister, maybe he can help you out the way he helped me!
Caribou Baribe
The Hurry Up Song
In light of the bail out tanking today, it would do us well to keep in mind this song by Ronnie Ray Jenkins
and as Ronnie Ray says
THINK before you vote.
From Ronnie Ray’s Site HERE
I wrote a song about just how panic is used by the Bush administration to rush things through. So, all of my readers feel free to hum this one as you’re walking down the street, hell, make it your battle cry. I wish you all a full tank and a full belly.
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September 26, 2008
The Hurry Up Song
Said the banker and the broker to the President
Could you put a little fear in the residents?
Hurry up now and bail us out, without their tax dollars we carry little clout.
We’ve made billions from those little peons,
Bail us out, and we’ll rob them for eons.
Hurry up
Hurry up
Hurry up
Hurry up Senator– sign this and sign that,
We have to move quickly, straight to Iraq
Hey, while you’re at it, sign the Patriot’s Act
Hell, there’s no debate required, not even for that.
By the time anyone bothers to read
We’ll have already accomplished our dirty little deed.
Chorus:
Hurry…
Hurry…
Hurry up
Hurry…
Hurry…
Hurry up
Let’s make haste, we can’t wait
You’re term’s almost up, we need one last big slice of cake.
Hurry up.
Said the oilman to the president, times are tough
Millions of barrels, just ain’t enough,
Panic the people, and give us what we want,
Make them pay ten bucks a gallon right there at the pump.
We can drill anywhere if you listen to our pleas
And add to your resume another dirty deed
Repeat Chorus:
Said the NRA to Mr. McCain, let’s use the same fear,
That same stuff again.
We’ll fool all the people, like we did the last time
Make them think they’ll be unarmed, we’ll go over the line.
Hurry up.
Said the Homeland man to outspoken guy, I’m plucking your ticket,
Seems you’re a no-fly.
Repeat Chorus:
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It has been overwhelming to me that confirmation of whether that is part of the solution or not proving that he can work both sides of the aisle.
and
As Putin rears his head being the beacon of light and we’ve got to remember what the desire is in this nation at this time.
Well.
That was fun.
!Enjoy it and pass it on!
The Lament Of Sarah Palin
From the amazing Ronnie Ray Jenkins…this is
The Official Caribou Barbie Song…
meant to be sung out loud and shared as often as possible.
a.m.
from Ronnie Ray Jenkins site HERE –
I never was a fan of politicians, and now, I’m even less of one. So, I felt rather “patriotic,” and decided to perform a song for all of my readers. Enjoy it, sing it, send it around, and this time around, I’m hoping people “think” before they vote.
The Ballad of Caribou Barbie
There’s something fishy in the mackerel sky–in the land of the midnight sun.
There’s a woman running loose wearing designer glasses, and touting a mighty big gun.
Now that much don’t scare me, or worry me none,
I don’t even care that she’s talking in tongue.
Say oily-oily –doo, dilly-dangle-diddy-wah
oily-oily-doo-dilly-arbee
She put a town in debt- in her short time as Mayor, and her name is Caribou Barbie.
She piles her hair high on her head and uses a bearskin to cover her bed
She claims to be an expert in foreign relations, cause she can see Russia from the window in her kitchen.
Say-oily-oily-doo-dilly-dangle-diddy wah
Oily-oily-doo-dilly arbee
Her hubby’s some dude, but his name isn’t Ken
Even though she’s Caribou Barbie
She tells the folks, she’s a decisive kind of gal,
And it makes me think of Bush, the “Decider”
Now, I’ve been around the block, and I’m nobody’s fool,
But I’m scratching my head wonderin
Why she went to six schools.
Sing Oily-Oily doo dilly-dangle diddy wah
Oily-oily-doo-dilly arbee
Four more years would be McBush again, along side Mc Caribou Barbie.
She might be a hockey mom to some, the leader of the PTA to others,
She might be a lipstick wearing pit bull to many
But taking a close look, she’s a lipstick wearing Cheney.
Sing, oily-oily doo,
Dilly-dangle-diddy wah,
Oily-oily-doo- dilly arbee
So, ends the saga it’s short and it’s sweet, like the career of Caribou Barbie.
Repeat Chorus.
Katie, I’d Like To Use One Of My Life Lines
Tina Fey expandedon Sarah Palin’s Couric Interview questions on SNL last night.
Here’s the deal, this skit is a wonderful example of ” It’s funny because it’s true “.
Now if you’ll forgive I’m going to do something to fight off the headache that I got in my eye after I realized how ‘true’ this skit is.
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Irregular Bones 