This Is McCain’s Brain On Reality…

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 From the guys at Secret Sauce TV

and

of course…

McCain’s Brain!

Guess What I Did

I was in Iowa for a week.

Seriously.

That’s where I was.

And they didn’t kick me out, or send a Priest ( of which there are about a bazillion in Dubuque alone ) to follow me around or wait under my window at night Father Merrin style.

I think I’ll be visiting again soon.

Probably I should let them recover

first.

It’s a long story.

Empty Chairs

I think that in the future when people ask me

what was it like during the war

I’m going to play this song for them.

Thank you Ronnie Ray for being a voice for us now.

“Empty Chairs”

By ronnierayjenkins

Center stage has changed so many times with the Bush administration, it’s as if one act leaves, and instantly another takes its place. The bail out, the economy, has now taken front and center leaving those who were sent to find WMD’s and bring Bush’s brand of democracy to Iraq… the forgotten ones.

I for one won’t forget, and hope you all remember names like Rumsfeld, Cheney, Rice, Powell, and the great and powerful Oz himself, George W. Bush. History will not be kind, that is if we have any history left.

I wish you all a full tank and a full belly.

Ronnie Ray Jenkins

“Empty Chairs”

The old fat men in Washington

Sit round and order up young guns,

And blame it all on 9-1-1

Their drumbeats rattle on and on.

With slapped high-fives from greasy palms

An pockets stuffed with corporate funds

Protecting their daughters, protecting their sons

Their drumbeats rattle on and on.

Somewhere in some town today

Called anywhere, USA

A family sits with heads bowed down

The drumbeats rattle on and on.

Chorus:

Empty chairs in the kitchen

Empty chairs in the hall

Empty chairs by the thousands,

They heeded the call.

Trusting those in suits and ties

Believing in their bloody lies

In God, we trusted Washington

Their drumbeats rattle on and on.

The chair that once was Johnny’s,

Where he ate his apple pie

Sets empty since last Friday

His mother told me as she cried.

She said, her boy died somewhere out there

Among the dates and palms

Forgotten down in Washington

The drumbeats rattle on and on.

Repeat Chorus:

She Who Lives In Glass House Should Not Sleep With A Successionist

So Caribou Barbie wants to talk about

a person who doesn’t see America the way “WE DO”

If Caribou Barbie wants to go there…let’s go there.

Let’s talk.

Let’s talk about YOU  Caribou Barbie

Palling Around With Secessionists

Sarah Palin and the Alaska Independence Party.

 Palin addresses Alaska Independence Party convention

“I share your party’s vision of upholding the constitution of our great state “( Note PALIN DOES NOT SAY U.S. CONSTITUTION BUT THE ALASKA STATE CONSTITUTION)

Sarah Palin and the Witch Hunter back in the News

Countdown Special Comment on Sarah Palin’s Hysteria

Along the comment on Caribou Barbie there is a story in this about a woman named Addie Polk, 90, of Akron, Ohio. You need to know this story.

Reactions from Palin / McCain Rally

from the Huffington Post

At a McCain rally on Monday, television stations caught audio of a crowd member calling Obama a “terrorist,”while Dana Milbank reported that “[o]ne Palin supporter shouted a racial epithet at an African American sound man for a network and told him, ‘Sit down, boy.'” Also on Monday, at a Palin rally, one member of the audience yelled, “Kill him!

Country First…or Klan First?

You decided.

My Dark Little Secret

photo by captain oddsocks

photo by captain oddsocks

So this is my secret.

I love pumpkins…year round, not just for Halloween.

But that’s not my secret.

Let me explain.

I collect pumpkin knick knacks and pictures of pumpkins and I cross stitch them on all sorts of things  and I always have stickers with pumpkins on them and I slap them on anything that isn’t moving.

And if it is I’ll slap one on anyway.

Most people think I like pumpkins because I love Halloween.

In part that’s true.

The truth of the matter is- I like pumpkins because they look like severed heads- and when you carve faces on them.

Well.

a.m.

Caribou Barbie Is A L-I-A-R

The Statement:Republican vice presidential candidate Gov. Sarah Palin said Saturday, October 4, that Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama is “someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect that he’s palling around with terrorists who would target their own country.”

Okay.

Red Flag Time.

If it’s coming out of Caribou Barbie’ Mouth it’s either gibberish or something someone else told her to say which means that her words are borrowed or stolen and that automatically puts anything she says straight on board the ” Cheap Talk Express”- So if you want to run her through fact check be my guest.

But I can GUESS who that fact check will turn out.

The Facts ( from this article):In making the charge at a fund-raising event in Englewood, Colorado, and a rally in Carson, California, Palin was referring at least in part to William Ayers, a 1960s radical. In both appearances, Palin cited a front-page article in Saturday’s New York Times detailing the working relationship between Obama and Ayers.

Geeze…Red Flag, oh here’s one.

Caribou Barbie read a newspaper…oh …sure she did

Whatever here’s the skinny

In the 1960s, Ayers was a founding member of the radical Weather Underground group that carried out a string of bombings of federal buildings, including the Pentagon and the U.S. Capitol, in protest against the Vietnam War. The now-defunct group was labeled a “domestic terrorist group” by the FBI, and Ayers and his wife, Bernadine Dohrn — also a Weather Underground member — spent 10 years as fugitives in the 1970s. Federal charges against them were dropped due to FBI misconduct in gathering evidence against them, and they resurfaced in 1980. Both Ayers and Dohrn ultimately became university professors in Chicago, with Ayers, 63, now an education professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago.

Obama’s Chicago home is in the same neighborhood where Ayers and Dohrn live. Beginning in 1995, Ayers and Obama worked with the non-profit Chicago Annenberg Challenge on a huge school improvement project. The Annenberg Challenge was for cities to compete for $50 million grants to improve public education. Ayers fought to bring the grant to Chicago, and Obama was recruited onto the board. Also from 1999 through 2001 both were board members on the Woods Fund, a charitable foundation that gave money to various causes, including the Trinity United Church that Obama attended and Northwestern University Law Schools’ Children and Family Justice Center, where Dohrn worked.

CNN’s review of project records found nothing to suggest anything inappropriate in the volunteer projects in which the two men were involved.

Obama campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt told CNN that after meeting Obama through the Annenberg project, Ayers hosted a campaign event for him that same year when then-Illinois state Sen. Alice Palmer, who planned to run for Congress, introduced the young community organizer as her chosen successor. LaBolt also said the two have not spoken by phone or exchanged e-mail messages since Obama came to the U.S. Senate in 2005 and last met more than a year ago when they encountered each other on the street in their Hyde Park neighborhood.

The extent of Obama’s relationship with Ayers came up during the Democratic presidential primaries earlier this year, and Obama explained it by saying, “This is a guy who lives in my neighborhood … the notion that somehow as a consequence of me knowing somebody who engaged in detestable acts 40 years ago — when I was 8 years old — somehow reflects on me and my values doesn’t make much sense.”

And According To CNN Who Did The Fact Check

The

Verdict

 False.

There is no indication that Ayers and Obama are now

“palling around,”

or that they have had an ongoing relationship in the past three years.

Also, there is nothing to suggest that Ayers is now involved in terrorist activity or that other Obama associates are.

In Closing May I add…

Ha. Ha. Ha. Caribou Barbie and if you and Todd start packing now you can be back in Alaska to make it home in time to take part in the Troopergate Investigation…!

Seven Palin Aides Will Honor Subpoenas in ‘Troopergate’ Probe

 

Hokey Joke

As a Mortician’s Apprentice I’ve heard all sorts of sad and tragic stories about the drama that can happen at a funeral.

Consider what happened at the services held for  Larry LaPrise, the
man that wrote ‘The Hokie
Pokey’ who died peacefully at the age of 93 back in 1996.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him
into
 the coffin.

 They put his left leg in.

 And then the
trouble
 started……….

 

Late Show: The Sarah Palin Debate Recap

Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures

 Caribou Barbie…if there is a God in Heaven we will never have to see you again after November 5th- until then, let’s have some fun at your expense shall we?

Oh man, the clock is ticking, where to start where to start…

I know let’s start with David Letterman’s Recap of your  90 minute  talking points session  debate with Joe Biden( you know, that guy with the real political creds)

 

and please…don’t stop being a National Laughing Stock, after all, we are ALL doing our part to make our Country and the World a

better place.

a.m.

Drinking Game Field Report

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Everyone is talking about the fun they had watching the VP debate.

Of course.

The people who are saying they had fun watching the debate

were playing drinking games.

Even me…so here it is.

Here’s my drinking game story.

As a rule I don’t drink and when I do I will nurse that sucker all night long.

Why?

Because I’m such a light weight I can get a buzz and a serious hangover from sniffing an empty wine cooler bottle.

But yesterday for the debate all of my friends were playing this drinking game and, I must admit, I gave in to  peer pressure ( hey…if you know how to stand up to a a bunch of angry women who are are less then enchanted with McCain for choosing a running mate that sets the women’s movement back a good 500 years- l’m all ears. )

Anyway.

We each pulled a ” Caribou Barbie ” word from a jar and every time Caribou Barbie said the word you had to take a drink.

I drew maverick

God.

Hates.

Me.