Elvira For President
Oh Yes We Will!
Join the 1st Congressional District and Snohomish County Democrats as we celebrate Democratic Victory!
| Start Time: |
Tuesday, November 4, 2008 at 6:00pm
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| End Time: |
Wednesday, November 5, 2008 at 12:00am
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| Location: |
Nile Center and Golf Course Ballroom
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| Street: |
6601 244th St SW
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| City/Town: |
Mountlake Terrace, WA
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Doors open at 5:30 p.m.
Buffet Served from 6:00 to 8:00
Party continues until midnight!
Musical Entertainment Provided by the Three Chord Progressives
Election results from TV and Internet projected on large screens
Appetizer and Salad Bar Buffet No Host Bar Raffle/Auction
Cost & Reservations
SUPPER TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT
HOWEVER
DOORS OPEN FOR ELECTION WATCH AT 8:OOPM
QUESTIONS:
e-mail Marsha Scutvick at
marshascutvickatyahoodotcom
C Ya In The Funny Pages!
Oh NOES!
Meet Joe What’s His Name
Joe The Plumber?
Joe Six Pack?
Being a Joe is now cool.
Well.
I declare today until election day
” Name Yourself Joe Day.”
Okay.
I’ll start it off with my new name.
I am going to call myself…
JOE MAMA
Wow, that was fun.
I’ll be darned if Caribou Barbie and Johnny McInsane aren’t
doing something productive for our Country after all!

moar funny pictures
Sing It With Me Now…”Hey Sarah Palin”
Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2
Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, were through
Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me
Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies
Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin
Doesn’t mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking countrys up in smoke
Oh what a joke
Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)
Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn’t make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too
Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I dont know
Where can we go
Performed by MC Howie and Julie K
I don’t know who they are or where they came from
but my guess is they are like all of us.
Only funnier.

Doctor Who IS Funny
There’s No Other Crowd He’d Rather Be Palling Around With
Forever Wolfgang

July 1991-
October 17, 2007








