McCain’s Brain.
Thank God it’s locked inside of a skull and that it’s not free to roam
…oh hey, it can’t…
Can It?
The Ex-Beauty Queen’s Got A Gun!
This is a song about Sarah ” Caribou Barbie ” Palin.
This song totally pales in comparison to the news that Caribou Barbie was blessed by a Witch Hunter, but it’s a nifty tune all the same and deserves lots of attention
So give it up for:
The Ex-Beauty Queen’s Got a Gun
by
Enjoy!
And The Red Pen Marches On
I write stories about Werewolves that cheat at cards and stories about Funeral Directors who get buried alive and Devils that ride buses to work in the morning.
However,
had I written something like this
no one would have believed it and I would have drawn a red slash right across each and every page and started over again:
Something Wicked This Way Comes
If you’re in the MSM
this is no
time
to be be cute or coy in describing the
stunt
that the McCain Camp pulled.
Yesterday Sarah ” Caribou Barbie ” didn’t play
she’s not some Pop Star or Celebuetard.
What the Moose Eating, Wolf Butchering, Buy Your Own Rape Kit, former Beauty Queen
tried to do was ban the Press
and control the news
and silence the journalist.
Something wicked this way comes?
Too late.
It’s already here.
No
McCain
No Palin
NO WAY!
Guess What!
Today is David Tennant Video Day
at
I.B.
Okay.
I’ve never had a David Tennant Video day
but I’m thinking I should…you know…
dedicate at LEAST one day a week to David Tennant.
Or
maybe I should just post David Tennant clips
EVERYDAY.
Let me tell you, I’d rather look for Videos on youtube of him
then
John McCnutty and Caribou Barbie.
He’s WAY prettier then either one of those losers.
a.m.
Funtime With Caribou Barbie
A Joke:
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.
The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.’
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.’
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain. ‘You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with:
Caribou Barbie does Youtube:
A little song:
You’ve already heard it a hundred times. Sarah Palin says she opposed the, “Bridge to Nowhere,” but as Charlie Gibson recently pointed out, she was for the Bridge before she was against it. Well, facts don’t matter in a presidential campaign, so Palin’s been repeating the story at every public appearance. She seems to have forgotten about a little invention called the video camera.
Sarah Palin Explains Why Women Should Be Forced To Bear Their Rapists’ Babies
Picture of the Day:
Ghoulies and Ghosties…
Once Upon A Time
There was an explosion at the edge of the Universe.
And on September 13, 2008 a satellite saw
the explosion happen.
The explosion actually happened 825 Million Years after
the Universe began.
In case you’re curious the Universe is said
to be
14 billion years old.
There are a lot of zeros involved here
Anyway.
What NASA’s Swift satellite saw
-in my opinion-
was a ghost.
Right?
Right.
Halloween, it’s coming.
And I am SO ready for it.
McCain’s Brain on The View
The beauty of it is this:
One of these days Caribou Barbie’s running mate John ( No Change ) McCain is going to open his mouth and he’s going to say what he really thinks.
At that point I’m willing to bet that on the day that happens we will never see another Republican in a position of authority again.
Until then
we will just have to let my heroes at Secret Sauce paint draw us a picture
and tell us the story
about what goes on inside of
McCains’s Brain.
Visit Secret Sauce
Who Has The Best Job In The World?
Who has the best job in the world?
Some would say it’s a costume designer named Katrina Lindsay:
Katrina Lindsay, measuring up the Time Lord (David Tennant ) for his next Shakespeare role is just part of another day at the office. And if that’s not enough to drive his fans wild with envy, she even gets to tinker with his tights and mull over his inside leg measurement (!) Read More HERE
When I was a kid I wanted to be a writer like Rod Serling and have my own TV show- I also wanted to own my own Funeral Home and Cemetery.
Maybe I should have aimed higher.
Maybe.
Diego
My son is in this video.
It features
who are
a B-boy
( in case you don’t know A B-boy or B-girl is a person devoted to hip hop culture.)
group from Seattle, Washington.
This is a commercial.
In the first one he’s a scientist who gets hit with a fish, in the second he plays the same character and shows up with a clipboard AND A BEARD!).
Oh.
And he helped write it-
God help us all.
ps…i just figured out how my truck got those dents in the hood and on the roof…geeze kid…if it turns up in one of these things you are SO going to have to buy me an expensive gift.
VERY EXPENSIVE.
( for real Diego, I’m proud of you- for standing true to what you do and for being your own man…even if it involves getting hit with fish and sticking it on youtube
love from Mom …and Pops of course….)
behind the scene: massive monkees crash testing coosh
coosh crash test #2
more on Massive Monkees HERE
Massive Monkees put Seattle on the b-boy mapBy REGINA HACKETT
SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER ART CRITIC :Story HERE
Irregular Bones 