My Grandfather was from Canada
He told me he used to ride a dogsled to school.
He lied.
I wish I’d seen this post at Max’s years ago- it would have explained a lot. And I still wouldn’t be smarting over the fact no one really rides a dog sled to school.
They don’t do they?
moar funny pictures
Hi God
You know when we have these chats I get mail and comments and the gist of it is ” blah, blah, sacrilege that blah, blah you’re gonna fry and my favorite: ” gee Anita if you keep this up God will be so busy tossing lightening bolts at you that the rest of us will be in the clear.
Keep Up The Good ( har har ) work.”
I am now one of the saved: Thanks God Inc Guy.
episode 1
my favorite episode
for more God Inc and other enlightening work click here
Oh Boy!
I mean
Amen
and see ya round Lord
What kind of Candy Are You?
! I am !
| Gummy Bears |
You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you’re so darn cute. |
I snatched this from Max’s Place– click the link or follow the sounds of her laughing herself silly….And here’s why
Take the quiz
Santas warned ‘ho ho ho’ offensive to women
Wed Nov 14, 9:45 PM ET
Santas in Australia’s largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas’s traditional “ho ho ho” greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.
Sydney’s Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say “ha ha ha” instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.
One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use “ho ho ho” because it could frighten children and was too close to “ho”, a US slang term for prostitute.
“Gimme a break,” said Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids.
“We are talking about little kids who do not understand that “ho, ho, ho” has any other connotation and nor should they,” she told the Telegraph.
“Leave Santa alone.”
A local spokesman for the US-based Westaff recruitment firm said it was “misleading” to say the company had banned Santa’s traditional greeting and it was being left up to the discretion of the individual Santa himself.
THIS SUX TO BE YOU REPORT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE
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These are stories I care about…that’s why
Okay, here’s the skinny….I found out if I put stories up with ‘ Alien ‘ in it I get massive hits from State, Federal and City Employees WHO SHOULD BE DOING THEIR JOBS INSTEAD OF GOOFING OFF ON THE INTERNET ALL DAY
What is it with you guys and Aliens?
ahem
The Weird Holiday Gift Catalog Has Arrived!
YAY!
Hey folks! If you’d like to see the WEIRD NEW JERSEY 2007 Holiday catalog click HERE
Weird New Jersey…if these guys were screenwriters I’d actually start going to the movies again.
IT’S ALL ABOUT THE PIE…THAT’S WHAT MY FRIEND TONY SAYS…
HE’S RIGHT YOU KNOW
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PREP TIME |
20 Min |
| SERVINGS & SCALING | ||
| Original recipe yield: 1 -9-inch pie | ||
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About scaling and conversions |
4 ounces cream cheese, softened
1 tablespoon milk
1 tablespoon white sugar
1 1/2 cups frozen whipped topping, thawed
1 (9 inch) prepared graham cracker crust
1 cup cold milk
2 (3.5 ounce) packages instant vanilla pudding mix
1 (15 ounce) can solid pack pumpkin puree
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
In a large bowl, whisk together cream cheese, 1 tablespoon of milk, and sugar until smooth. Gently stir in whipped topping. Spread into bottom of crust.
Pour 1 cup of milk into large bowl, and thoroughly mix in pudding mix, pumpkin, cinnamon, ginger, and cloves. When thickened, spread over cream cheese layer.
Refrigerate 4 hours, or until set.
EAT!
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Nov 29 2007 By Chris Irvine, Scottish Press Association
DAVID TENNANT’S Comic Relief sketch with Catherine Tate was today named Scotland’s greatest comedy moment.
The charity ScotsCare ran the poll to celebrate Scottish comedy on St Andrew’s Day.
The sketch, which won 62 per cent of the vote, features Doctor Who actor Tennant as a Scots school teacher teaching English to Tate’s character Lauren Cooper.
Scots voting in London remained true to traditional comics, with Billy Connolly scoring highest, Rab C Nesbitt taking second place and David Tennant coming third.
More than 500 votes were cast in the search.
A shortlist was devised with the help of three Scottish comedians, Craig Hill, Miles Jupp and Janey Godley, who were present when the final vote took place.
David Tennant said: “Thank you ScotsCare, and thank you to everyone who voted.
“Obviously I’m delighted to be part of Scotland’s greatest comedy moment, but the funny stuff is all down to Catherine Tate, I’m just her bitch.
“But seeing as she’s an unfunny southerner I’ll very gladly accept this great honour.”
ScotCare’s chief executive Willie Docherty said: “St Andrew’s Day is the perfect time to celebrate Scottish achievements and comedy is definitely one of those.
“Scots have a tremendous sense of humour and Scottish comedians are at the forefront of British comedy.”
Irregular Bones 
