Facebook Suxs

 

I take my writing seriously.

I do not take my Facebook seriously.

To let you know, I started my Facebook page for fun, its full of shiny objects distractions if you will.

I have since learned that is NOT how other people see their Facebook.

People have verbal/written brawls on that site.

On a personal level nothing has gotten my slapped down faster and harder…

then sharing a link on my Facebook page about news articles, or links that I found interesting.

I didn’t say you have to read this, you have to see this my way. I just found something I wanted to share and got my freaking head ripped off and my guts nailed to the ceiling.

Until my husband decided to run for office I posted here every single day and though I got the ” you suck as a writer and your opinions are dumb and David Tennant is gay you know ” by and large those comments came from strangers.

When they start coming from people you know?

I think that Facebook is not such a fun place anymore.

Maybe I should take that idea much more seriously.

Maybe I should go back to being a real writer here  and not a real Facebooker.

So, How Did Your Day Go?

Yesterday at my bus stop I was leaning against the wall, watching the alley across the street.

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So what is it with me and this alley?

It’s just weird looking, it’s got the brick road and if you know what to look for you can sort of see old Seattle down there- the fronts of buildings get ‘face lifts’ but not the backs so looking down some of those alleys is sort of like going back into time- or

like seeing a ghost.

Anyway.

I was looking down the alley with undivided attention because I can see this tan truck with tinted windows in the back and I know what that truck  is.

It’s the Medical Examiners Truck.

Actually, the city uses the same truck for other Departments, but only the Medical Examiners truck has tinted windows in the back.

So out of the building pops two people with the M.E. jackets and one has a camera and eventually a Police Officer comes out and last but not least out comes this and M.E. with a bag about the size of a suitcase and I think-

Ouch.

I mean, I know what they put into those bags.

It’s sort of a ‘to-go’ bag if you know what I mean.

So he pops it into the back of the truck and goes around to the front and gets in and drives off.

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I don’t think anyone else noticed.

sUrPrIsE!

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Do you know what happened on March 2, 2009?

A ‘surprise’ asteroid flew 41,010 miles (66,000 kilometers) above the  Earth.

That’s right, it was called a ‘surprise’ by

The National Geographic News

By The Way our ‘surprise’ has a name-

it’s called:

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SURPRISE!

SURPRISE!

I’d have named it Baxter.

Baxter The Flaming Surprise.

Someone needs to put me in charge of this stuff.

 

Quitting With Style

* This video contains profanity…and LOTS of it.

It also speaks the truth.

 

 

 

You Haters!

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 CLAIM: Lemmings commit suicide by hurling themselves, en masse, off cliffs.


 FALSE:  Lemmings do not periodically commit suicide by hurling themselves off cliffs. The idea that they do is just a myth. Belief in this myth was strengthened by a 1958 Disney documentary, White Wilderness, in which the filmmakers herded some hapless lemmings off a cliff in order to show this supposedly natural behavior.

Where I learned that Disney circa 1958 was staffed by Lemming Haters:

The Gullibility Test

at

The Museum of Hoaxes

Why Politics Sux

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Any system that can produce something like this deserves to have a stake driven through it’s nasty demon filled heart.

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And in the blink of an eye…

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 The explosion of a star halfway across the universe was so huge it set a record for the most distant object that could be seen on Earth by the naked eye….Before it exploded, the star was about 40 times bigger than our sun.

The explosion vaporized any planet nearby.

LINK

Making a smart comment seems petty in the face of an event like this.

I mean in the blink of an eye

my faith in being protected from UV Radiation by smearing sunscreen on my body is gone.

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SUX To Be You

Who would have thought that it could SUX to be an entire planet?

Well it can….so meet the first non-human I.B

SUX TO BE YOU

Award Winner….  

!The Planet Mars!

 

Chance of huge asteroid hit on Mars increases

Chance of huge asteroid hit on Mars increases

By Associated Press

LOS ANGELES (AP) –
 The chance of a football field-sized asteroid plowing into Mars next month has been increased to 4 percent, scientists said Friday after analyzing archival data.
Though still a long shot, some researchers are hoping for a cosmic smash.
“I think it’ll be cool,” said Don Yeomans, who heads the Near-Earth Object Program at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory.
“Usually when an asteroid is headed toward Earth, I’m not rooting for an impact.”

more HERE

Commuter Hell Revisited

Yesterday some of the buses were late.

One woman stopped my bus, got on and screeched at our driver…and I’m talking SCREECHED at how inconvenienced she was, how there was no reason ” no reason at all ” she made it clear to us all for why SHE should be standing there and for why her bus was half an hour late.

 Screechy The Snot Nosed Banshee would at least get home that night and she will live to screech the next time her bus is late.

This is the reason the traffic was backed up.

Do you think Screechy cares?

I didn’t think so either.

Man found dead along Interstate 5

Man found dead along Interstate 5

Story Published: Nov 21, 2007 at 2:34 PM PST

Story Updated: Nov 21, 2007 at 7:13 PM PST

By KOMO Staff

MOUNTLAKE TERRACE, Wash. — Police here say the death of a man whose body was found near Interstate 5 on Wednesday morning is suspicious.

Department of Transportation workers found the body inside a sleeping bag just a few feet away from the southbound lanes of I-5 at the 220th Street exit.

Police said several details, including the location of the body, lead them to believe the man could have been murdered.

“The location of where the body was at – about ten feet off the fog line, from the freeway, in a sleeping bag – it’s not a normal area where a transient would sleep,” said Trooper Keith Leary.

And state troopers said the man did not seem like a transient as he was well-groomed. The man, who appeared to be in his 40s, did not have any identification.

Police said the body was found with duct tape wrapped around the outside of the sleeping bag near the man’s feet.

“It would be very difficult for an individual to do that to themselves and tuck them(selves) into a sleeping bag,” Mountlake Terrace Police Chief Scott Smith.

Smith believes the body likely hadn’t been at the location for long, but said it appeared as if someone had tried to hide it.

“Did have some debris, leaves and branches covering it. So it would not have been readily visible to some coming off the off-ramp,” he said.

There were no obvious signs of trauma to the body and an autopsy will be needed to determine the cause of death.

Police are looking through missing person reports to see if they could find a description that matches the found man.

“It’s a bit unusual for us to investigate anything like this, but it is what it is and we do what we have to do,” Smith said.