Ride The S.L.U.T

Acronym debate has Seattle giggling

 

Stories like this one makes me so proud to be from Seattle.

Really.

“I think Seattle’s known for empowering people and I think that’s why we want to get behind this project.

Mayor Nickels, thank you for our SLUT.”-

Don Clifton

By Seattle P-I & KOMO Staff

SEATTLE — Officially it’s the Seattle Streetcar. Within the old Cascade neighborhood, part of the area to be served by the new line, it’s popularly known as the South Lake Union Trolley – or SLUT.At Kapow! Coffee, 100 T-shirts bearing the words “Ride the SLUT” are selling quickly at $10 each.

“We’re welcoming the SLUT into the neighborhood,” said Jerry Johnson, 29, a part-time barista. They’re selling almost as many shirts as lattes.

Trolley tracks have been laid from downtown along Westlake Avenue to Lake Union and project officials say the $50.5 million project should be completed and streetcars running in December

Some claim – incorrectly, according to representatives of Vulcan Inc., a company owned by billionaire Paul G. Allen which is developing the area – that South Lake Union Trolley was the original name and that it was changed when officials belatedly realized the acronym.

Underlying the lightheartedness is resentment over changes in the old working-class neighborhood north of the downtown area.

“There was a meeting with representatives from the city several years ago,” Johnson recalled.

“They asked us, ‘What we could do for you?’ Most people raised their hands and said, ‘Affordable housing,”‘ he said. “Then the people from the city huddled together – ‘whisper, whisper, whisper,’ – and they said, ‘How about a trolley?”‘

Since then Cascade has been ignored in Vulcan brochures that lump the neighborhood together with Denny Park and Denny Triangle under the term South Lake Union.

Beth Dube came to the coffee shop on Tuesday to buy shirts for people in her office down the street. They’ve dealt with the construction mess every day and want a piece of the action.

“We exercise around our work campus a lot and so we’ll just have ’em out, loud and proud,” she said.

Others who call South Lake Union home couldn’t pass on the chance to display their T-shirts as the mayor unveiled the new vehicle, which he calls a streetcar.

“We’ve got the waterfront trolley, the old cars from Melbourne, historic in nature,” Mayor Greg Nickels said. “This is different, it’s a bigger vehicle.”

With the streetcar, said Don Clifton, a Cascade resident, “We learned how fun it is to change the name of things.

“I think Seattle’s known for empowering people and I think that’s why we want to get behind this project. Mayor Nickels, thank you for our SLUT.”

Nickels was easy going about the whole thing.

“People can call it whatever they like as long as they ride it,” he said.

The ICE Man Cometh!

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ICE agents set up at least two checkpoints on  streets in Lynwood last night around 11pm.

They arrested at least 6 Latino  men.

Legal observers spotted white vans unmarked at the Lynwood Police
Department (this coincides with the reports we have from witnesses). We are
going to continue with our plans to monitor in Lynwood in the mornings the
next couple days but now at mainly at the Police Department.

( from an action alert )

Before I left for work this morning I checked my wallet to make sure I had a copy of my Social Security Card, a pay stub and a copy of my birth certificate.

Why?

Beause the ICE Men are staying at the Hotel down the street from where I live and I look Latina- I’m Filipina but I figure to these guys we all look the same.

And then I thought…you know what, bite me.

Bite my multicultural backside

And I left it all at home.

Bastards.

Paid Personal Leave

God I have one question before I start with our Sunday Chat:

Did you take some PPL time and turn management over to an Intern or did you outsource to Hell or what?

Just put that lightning bolt down Hoss and I’ll explain myself:

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Hi God

These were the things that caused me to question your judgement skills this week-

One drunk guy caused a series of three seperate accidents on I-5 down in Tacoma and it shut all the southbound lanes.

ALL OF THEM.

I mean I don’t know who is in charge of I-5 but it’s a safe bet to say it ain’t you O Lord Of The Heavens.

And then of course there’s these two Transgender guys that were kicked out of a Mall in Downtown Seattle for using the wrong restroom

In protest people attending the Gender Odyssey Conference held a

Pee In.

No I’m not kidding and No I couldn’t have phrased that differently.

So tell me Supreme Commander

did you inspire the Pee-In?

Yeah, well, actually I do know the answer to that one.

And then here in my very own home town of Mountlake Terrace one of our City Council Members took out a restraining order against another of our City Council Members.

It has something to do with trees and intimadation.

I wished to you I was kidding but I’m not.

So look God the next time you decided to take a few days off

don’t leave anybody in charge.

By the time you get back we’ll all be on our knees down here

thanking you for being there.

See you WAY LATER ( I hope )

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 I mean

Amen.

 

 

Deep In The DNA of Texas

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This story about a woman who found a deformed animal isn’t just weird, it’s disturbing.

CUERO, Texas –  …..But the roadkill she found last month outside her ranch was a new one even for her, worth putting in a freezer hidden from curious onlookers: Canion believes she may have the head of the mythical, bloodsucking chupacabra (more here)

 No Ma’am, you didn’t find a Chupacabra, I think you came across an animal that’s been mutated and I’m pretty sure we can rule out the possibility that Aliens flew from the other side of the Universe just to mess the DNA of Coyotes.

So MAYBE  now would be a good time to bring up the mutated frogs that are turning up in Wisconsin and Minnesota.

 Nobody wants to see Mutated Frogs or fish  swimming around ( or in some cases looking at you with six eyes or crawling away from you on three legs) – it’s not exactly a sign that your water is in great shape.

So when a land mammal like this turns up, it’s not a warning like the frogs ( see story below)- it’s more like having your Mom stand over you after you pull some stupid stunt and she’s yelling at you in fear and anger ” What did I tell you? Now you don’t have anybody to blame but yourself.”

Personally, I don’t think this animal inspired myths…but I can’t help but to think it is a sign.

We should probably take few seconds to read it.

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Runoff blamed for jump in deformed frogs

Mon Sep 24, 11:08 PM ET

The growing number of deformed frogs in recent years is caused at least partly by runoff from farming and ranching, new research indicates.

Nitrogen and phosphorous in the runoff fuel a cycle that results in a parasitic infection of tadpoles, resulting in loss of legs, extra legs or other deformities, according to researchers led by Pieter Johnson of the University of Colorado, Boulder.

Their findings are being published in this week’s online edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

The deformed frogs have been a puzzle for more than a decade, since a group of Minnesota schoolchildren discovered a pond where more than half of the leopard frogs had missing or extra limbs. Suggested causes have ranged from pesticides and increased ultraviolet radiation to parasitic infection.

While parasite infection is now recognized as a major cause of such deformities, the environmental factors responsible for increases in parasite abundance had largely remained a mystery, Johnson said in a statement.

Here’s how the cycle works:

The parasites, called trematodes, have a series of host species.

They grow in snails and become infectious when released by the snails into ponds, where they can infect frog tadpoles, forming cysts in the developing limbs. Water birds eat the frogs and then excrete the parasites back into the ecosystem where they can infect the snails, he explained.

The increasing amount of runoff is fueling a boom in algae growth, the snails eat the algae and also undergo a population explosion, increasing the breeding places for the trematodes.

To test the idea, the researchers built 36 artificial ponds in central Wisconsin and introduced snails. Ponds with added runoff had a 50 percent increase in the snail population compared with those that did not have the extra nutrients.

The research was funded by the National Science Foundation.

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On the Net:

Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences

Is Googling The Bible A Sin?

 

You’re testing me God…I know you are. Like you want to see how fair and compassionate and forgiving and all Churchy with my fellow human beings I’ve been.

I’ll confess straight up.

I’m going to lose, but what the Hell…you gotta forgive me for blowing it because it’s in the rules. Okay, I didn’t learn the rules in Sunday School, I googled  them.

So there.

Hey as an FYI is Googling The Bible A Sin?

Oh, at this stage of them game who cares.

Let’s get started, shall we?

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Dear God

This week was chock-full-o nuts and I managed to crunch into every single one on the tooth that I chipped back in 1985 when that drunk lady hit my car.

First up you threw the racists right at me as I was cruising down the highway of life.

 So you ask did I forgive and move on?

Well…come on you know I didn’t.

There was this Anti-Mexican Group that protested in Seattle because they think that Mexico wants to invade the United States and Canada and that from there they plan on taking over the world.

Of course there was a Counter Protest and in the course of events-

Beer Cans and Water Balloons were thrown by Counter Protestors.

I don’t know which set me off the water balloons or beer cans.

Like were the balloons full of beer

or not?

Just curious.

I mean either or, the result was very chuckleicious.

And then of course I must’ve taken your name in vain about a million times in ten seconds after hearing that  this bridge here in Washington collapsed as a flatbed truck carrying an excavator drove across it.

I know it was like a sign from you. But the thing is I’m not sure what the sign meant.

I’m willing to chalk that one up to one of those God Mysteries and walk away from it.

And I know how amused you are by the local stuff from the County I live in otherwise weird stuff like this wouldn’t keep happening:

Like there was a LONNGGGG newspaper story about what it’s like to work in McDonalds.

Here it is in short form:

In the Service Industry you get treated like a Servant.

That sucks.

End of story.

They must pay per word at the Herald.

Mountlake Terrace made it into Wikipedia. You did that right? I mean, who the Hell else would pull a stunt like that? Oh wait….yeah that figures.

So there it is God, at every turn I had a chance to float above it all and make you proud. Instead, I sprayed Pam on the my sled and shot my way straight down every single slope you put me on top of.

It was darn fine ride.

At any rate I want to see how you top this week.

You have your work cut out for you, but I guess you know that.

So that’s it for now

See you next Sunday and…… 

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Amen 

 

 

God IS Funny

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Well Hello There!

You came by to go to Church with Anita?

Anita The I.B. Writer?

Are you kidding?

I thought she was banned…oh she prays on line.

I get it.

Well she’s not here,

Look, she left a note- you want to read it?

Yeah, she wrote it on the wall in purple crayon…she’s been in a mood this week.

Right…I know, I know it says ” God ” but she’s been looking at everyone and saying, ” God ” or ” Jesus Christ “- so you know I’m sure it’s okay.

 

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Dear God

I thought you might be dropping by for a Chat.

To be honest I haven’t even thought about

what made this long freaking week you cursed me with

a good one.

I know that I’m good for a laugh now and then God

but for once,

 I’d like somebody else to be the butt of your jokes.

Oh wait….you know…I guess you DID have some fun

with someone else…

like with these guys:

Rescuers head for stranded and disoriented deputies

By KOMO Staff

SKAMANIA COUNTY, Wash. — Seven of the ten county sheriff’s deputies who spent Saturday night stranded on Dog Mountain has been successfully rescued, according to the Skamania County Sheriff’s Office.

The men had become stranded on the rugged gorge terrain after becoming disoriented while pulling thousands of marijuana plants from a grow on the east side of Dog Creek, 10 miles east of Stevenson, Undersheriff David Cox said.

 

And really God did you think it was funny when that guy in Prosser got bit by the rattlesnake after he chopped it’s head off?

I mean, that’s just warped.

And then this guy says, “It still gives me the creeps to think that son-of-a-gun could do that,” he said.

I didn’t laugh at that God, but I’ll bet you did.

And then there was this story in our Local Paper

where the burning question was

” Should Your Spouse Go (to your highschool) Reunions “

and really God

the obvious answer is

“Only if they don’t want you to be going to their Funeral

in the upcoming weeks.”

Funny God

Har, Har, Har.

Okay God…it’s true Prayer is good for the Soul

I just figured out you didn’t spend all week picking on me.

So you might want to check your toothpaste God.

SOMEBODY may have replaced it with a tube of  hemroid cream

SORRY

I mean

See you next Sunday

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( if I don’t get turned into a pillar of salt before then )

AND

Amen

 

 

 

 

Reality Blows Along Lake Union

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Over the weekend there was this big secret event being staged at a public park ( which wasn’t going to be a Public Park for this event ) in Seattle, Washington and it was the talk of the town.

What was the secret?

A Wedding Party

A big Wedding Party for a big businessman and may he and his bride have a great life together but….

Geeze

A wedding party?

THAT WAS THE BIG FREAKING SECRET?

So to try and put some air back into that big wonderful mysterious balloon that floated over the Puget Sound over the weekend

I’ve decided to tell my own story about what happened at

Gasworks Park this weekend.

Enjoy:

 

From The Dark Waters of Lake Union

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 they arrived at the abandoned park  just before sundown

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members of the  Wedding Party

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and their Guests

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who were followed in by the Bride and Groom

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You wish them well…DON’T YOU?

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Wouldn’t that have been a story to have read about? I think so.

Oh well.

Maybe next time…..

HUMANS NEED NOT ATTEND

Planners prep for mysterious party at Gas Works Park

By KOMO Staff

SEATTLE – A mysterious party planned for Saturday at Gas Works Park is the talk of the town.

Gas Works neighbors have been watching 60 planners transform the park for the expected 300 guests, and the question on everyone’s mind: who’s throwing the party?

GO ON TAKE A GUESS…

 

HERE ARE SOME OF MINE:

 

PINHEAD

FROM THE HELLRAISER MOVIES

 

PINHEAD

FROM THE HELLRAISER MOVIES

 

PINHEAD FROM THE HELLRAISER MOVIES

AND WON’T EVERYONE BE SURPRISED

 

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Does Your Wife’s Head Spin Around?

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When a Monk calls your house after reading your blog and says to your husband, ” hey, does your wife’s head spin around? “

It would behoove you to make your weekly Prayer to God a good one…so here it goes:

Hi There God,

I was a pretty good person this week- you know I avoided those Express Way to Hell Sins…. Christ, I mean God….well, it was hard.

This woman who likes to run the pictures and workplace info of human rights activists that tick her off on the front page of her website was found guilty of shoplifting 3.18 worth of chocolate milk from a store.

 I didn’t laugh.

I wanted to.

But I didn’t.

See, I did the compassion thing- which I know you’re big on- I hope you noticed.

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I don’t know what I did to deserve this- but I’m going to be visiting this place at the end of the month:

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I’ll do something Churchy when I get back. If you could swing it so that I see or meet some hardcore UFO people with cool stories to tell I’d be ever so grateful.

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Now I have a question here God- I know you’re not big on explaining why you do what you do, but maybe you can help me figure out why people pull stunts like:

A few weeks ago a man missed the turn on my road and ran into my neighbors yard. He had two kids in his car and when some of my neighbors found out he was Mexican and so were the kids two of my neighbors- one who is an emergency room nurse and the other who prides herself on being a first aid expert and has one of those ice chest sized first aid kits in her truck wouldn’t go near the kids to make sure they were okay.

They were more concerned with trying to find out if the man was ” legal.”

I wonder, if I went to a real Church and made some of my friends and family go AND if I prayed more often could you make Intentional Gross Stupidity a Sin? Don’t say no too fast here- just think about it.

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I have to confess something here God, I was at this resturaunt and this guy was rude- he was making fun of ” all the ugly girls here tonight”- so as he bit into his very expensive Pork Poor Boy Sandwich I turned to my husband and friends and said, ” do you know when a body burns in a fire it smells just like roast pork?”

They’re guys God, Guys who were into their third beer, they wanted to hear all about it.

Sandwich Jerk didn’t even ask for a bag for his untouched food when he left.

What else can I say besides

“snicker”

Oh wait

how’s about I just say

Amen

instead?

Okay….Amen it is and I’ll see you next Sunday.

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