Bite This

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Some stories are just to great, to amazing to be lost  to the world.

Like this one: it’s  about Bats…thousands, not hundreds but thousands of them that have nested under a Nuclear Reservation here in Washington State.

You read that right.  

Thousands of bats living underground at a Nuclear Reservation.

Let that one run around the old brain for a few minutes.

All one can say at this point is:

Eat your heart out Sci-Fi Dudes.

Thousands of bats living underground at Hanford

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

RICHLAND, Wash. — Researchers are studying a colony of bats that live in an underground concrete structure at the Hanford nuclear reservation in hopes of determining how to provide a new home for them once the structure is demolished.

The large clearwell near the Columbia River was once used to hold filtered water for Hanford’s F Reactor when it produced plutonium for the nation’s nuclear weapons program. Sometime after it stopped operating about 30 years ago, one of its six hatches was left open, providing a doorway for the bat colony.

Researchers have twice tried to count the bats by setting up a video cameras with an infrared light outside the hatch. Both times they’ve counted about 2,000 bats, which they consider a low estimate. The number still makes the colony among the largest identified in the state.

However, the clearwell is scheduled to be demolished in fiscal year 2009, which begins next October.

“That (gives) us some time to figure out how to deal with it,” said Ken Gano, a natural resource specialist for contractor Washington Closure Hanford. “We can look at the impact to demolishing it and what we can do to provide an alternate roost site.”

Although they are small animals, it’s a big issue for the Department of Energy, whose policy is to manage the Hanford cleanup with as little impact to plants and animals as possible. Under a presidential order, Hanford must protect animals and other natural resources to allow more of the site to possibly be added to the Hanford Reach National Monument.

The bat colony qualifies as a priority species designation for the state because it’s a maternity colony, with females spending the spring and summer roosting in the clearwell while each raises a single pup. It’s so large that there is a possibility it’s populating the entire region.

Researchers believe the bats are a type called Yuma myotis. They have furry brown bodies with black wings. Each Yuma myotis weighs about 6 to 8 grams – less than two nickels – and has a body smaller than a mouse. But they look bigger in flight because of a wing span that stretches 6 to 8 inches.

Hanford researchers went inside the clearwell a couple of weeks ago. They found about 30 bats still in the clearwell at the end of summer, but plenty of evidence that more had been there.

The bats migrate to hibernate when the weather gets too cool for them to find the insects they need.

The researchers found still more bats when they entered a 700-foot-long flume adjacent to the clearwell that was used to carry water in and out.

During the next year, researchers hope to learn more about the genetic relationships and diversity within the colony, providing information about the colony’s regional importance. The research also should answer what temperature and humidity the Yuma myotis requires for roosting with data from sensors placed inside the clearwell and flume.

“There’s not a lot of information about bats and what their habitat requirements are,” said Jon Lucas, an environmental specialist for Areva who is working on the research as part of his work to earn a master’s degree.

Acoustic sensors will provide information on when the bats show up next spring and also information about when they come and go daily.

In about a year, the Energy Department should be ready to make a decision on what to do with the colony.

Information from: Tri-City Herald, http://www.tri-cityherald.com/

For A Good Time Call…

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Hi God!

Betch’a missed me round the old Pearly Gates..ha, just kidding.

Like I’d hang out there- that Velvet Rope stuff is so elitist…

Instead I’ve been learning about what happens when the gene pool gets to shallow

 so here we go

today I’m putting some of it in

GOD CHAT

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Lord I wonder if you understand that if you want to scare people into being good you shouldn’t make them laugh…

When I was a kid my Mom used to threaten to spank us with this wooden spoon- which was pretty funny because she wasn’t into that spanking gig, plus by the time I was 10 I was five inches taller then her and my brother was this low functioning dweeb that would laugh at anything so the entire discipline thing sort of fell apart when she’d start screaming in her Hawaiian accent about how bad we were.

She sounded like one Betty Boop on speed.

So anyway God…if you want me to marvel at your works ( and not snicker ) don’t create people like the lot in Oregon ( God I do love those guys down there ) who ran around stealing Garden Gnomes and then they put all of gnomes ( all 75 ) on one lawn.

The Police took the Gnomes into custody…and if you’re missing one you can check their website- oh and just to show you this is real here’s the report and the pictures of the…um, victims- though the person who woke up to find these things staring into their windows will probably be in therapy for a very long time

SPRINGFIELD POLICE DEPARTMENT

( hey that’s the town THE SIMPSONS are from!

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INCIDENT: CASE # Criminal Mischief/Found Property 07-10284

DATE/ TIME: 10/17/07 @ 1743 hours

LOCATION: ( deleted by amm )

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NARRATIVE OF INCIDENT: A resident of the Thurston area of Springfield called the Police on 10/17/07 to report that someone had placed numerous lawn ornaments in the yard of the residence sometime the previous evening. A Community Service Officer responded to the location and found approximately seventy five lawn ornaments placed in an orderly manner on and around the front lawn. These lawn ornaments were primarily animal and gnome type figurines and were likely taken from other residences at various times.

Springfield Property control personnel would like to return those items to the owners and have decided the most efficient way to do this would be to place photographs of the various ornaments on the Springfield Police web site, www.ci.springfield.or.us\police\media.htm.

If you received this by FAX and not e-mail, you may obtain photos by calling 726-3721

FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION CONTACT: Capt. Richard Harrison 726-3721

NEWS RELEASE COMPLETED BY: Brent Carpenter 726-2326

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Now there’s a lot you gave us here to be thankful for in the Pacific Northwest Lord…and I look high and low for these things every day. I’m inclined to look low because you know…that’s the way I am.

This was a tough call though like is it high or lowbrow news?

See years ago I was in this accident on the freeway and the person who got their first was a Washington State Patrolman with freckles and he looked just like Ron Howard back when he was on ” Happy Days “.

I didn’t laugh at the way his voice cracked, or the way he called me ” Ma’am ” . Nope what got me was the little bow tie that’s part of the Washington State Patrol Uniform.

I think the guy on the Maytag Commericials wears the same one.

Anway.

I tried so hard not to laugh God…but I did.

And then I made up an excuse for my outburst of rapid fire snickers and snorts that shot snot straight out of my nose and all over my windshield.

I said I’d hit my head.

Okay it was a lie and I paid for it because as soon as that came out of my mouth everyone who was showing up ‘ at the scene ‘ took it very seriously. For me it was a night of X-Rays and being woken up every couple of hours to be asked if I knew what my name was.

So today I find out our Washington State Patrol…just look:

OLYMPIA, Wash. – It’s a look that lead-foot drivers know all too well: the crisp black bow tie and blue “Smokey Bear” hat of a Washington State Patrol trooper. And according to a national trade group, the outfits are the best-looking state police uniforms in the country

Quit toying with me God.

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Okay, this deserves some sort of divine retribution on your part and I’m talking real Fire and Brimstone action on your part ( may I remind you that you only promised to not flood anybody anymore…I checked ).

The city of Mountlake Terrace is making a man scuttle a pirate ship he built  for his kids in his yard.

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According to our ahem  our ” Code Enforcement Officers ” ( no I did NOT make that up…that’s what they’re called) it violates city building codes.

Heaven help us- it’s a Pirate Ship and unless it sails down the middle of the street and runs over one of my cats I don’t care what anyone puts in…

their own yard.

Especially if it’s something as awesome as a Pirate Ship….at least it’s not a giant garden gnome ( sorry…sorry….couldn’t resist ).

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So there it is God….this is what you created right in front of my nose this week…other people may wonder why I pay attention to this and talk to you about it…

But what can I say- I love a good sense of humor.

Keep up the good works

See ya round

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and

ahmmmennnn

 

 

 

Dia de los Muertos

Very Cool Links for all things to help you enjoy and learn about

The Day of The Dead

enjoy!

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MEXICAN SUGAR SKULLS

Mexico’s Day Of The Dead- EXCELLENT LIST OF LINKS

 

STORIES:

 

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FACTBOX: The Day of the Dead’s global spread

MANILA (Reuters Life!) – It’s the Day of the Dead in the Philippines, but this festival is more for the living, who throng cemeteries to picnic and commune with their loved ones.

The feast, also known as All Saint’s Day or All Soul’s Day, is little-known elsewhere in Asia but is a national holiday in the mainly Roman Catholic Philippines.

After lighting candles and praying at the tombs of their loved ones, Filipino families spend the whole day in the country’s graveyards, eating and chatting.

“We celebrate this every year, no fail. We all come here together and bring food, and we stay all day,” said Lolita Capoquian, who came to pay her respects to her daughter who was killed in a car accident 14 years ago.

The Day of the Dead festival has its origins in a pre-Hispanic belief that the dead return to earth one day each year to visit their loved ones.

Observed by Catholic communities around the world, thousands of people celebrate the festival on Nov 1 and 2.

In Manila, traffic is gridlocked around cemeteries and street vendors do a roaring trade in food, flowers and candles. North Cemetery is the city’s biggest, attracting up to 3 million visitors during the two-day feast.

Despite the party atmosphere, many Filipinos said the festival helped them keep in touch with their loved ones from beyond the grave.

“Our parents have both passed away, so we come here every year on All Souls Day, that’s all we can do for them. It’s like we’re still taking care of them even if they’re gone,” said Gina Bantaw at her family’s graves.

KENNY & THE KIDS

Museum celebrates Day of the Dead
Entertainment, art cars, march and more are planned tonight

By Ken Neuhauser
kneuhauser@courier-journal.com
The Courier-JournaL

 

The Kentucky Museum of Art and Craft invites the public to celebrate Dia de los Muertos (Day of the Dead) with a pretty neat assortment of activities that should delight young and old alike.

The event, from 5 to 9 tonight at the downtown museum, will feature fire dancers, face painting, puppets and a display of those cleverly designed art cars. Feel free to wear costumes and masks.

Day of the Dead might sound a bit morbid, but it is a joyous holiday that originated in Mexico and blends native Aztec and Roman Catholic traditions and beliefs to celebrate and honor the lives of deceased friends and family members. In this tradition death is not seen as an end but rather a new stage of life. Day of the Dead celebrations can vary from country to country due to cultural differences.

A sugar-skull contest also is planned. Making sugar skulls is a traditional Mexican folk art that celebrates the Day of the Dead. The sugar skulls are made from molds and then colorfully decorated with such items as foil, icing, sequins, feathers and beads.

Other highlights will include live music by guitarist Marlon Obando, additional music and dancing from the group Camino Flamenco and complimentary refreshments.

Last Friday the museum began constructing a public altar in honor of loved ones who have died. Such altars typically contain pictures of relatives and friends, flowers, food, candy and family mementos. Visitors are encouraged to bring items for the altar installation, which is in the third-floor education center lobby.

Also tonight the museum will offer a candle-lit march to commemorate the dead.

Admission is free.

The museum is at 715 W. Main St. For more information, call (502) 589-0102 or visit http://www.kentuckyarts.org/. The museum’s Day of the Dead event is in conjunction with the First Friday Trolley Hop. +

IU students celebrate ‘Day of the Dead’

“We will be observing and learning about the traditions of the Aztec people, the decorating of the grave site, the altar building from Mexico and Bolivia and much more.”

Rebeca Hernandez, Foster Global Village resident adviser
Halloween might be over, but the link between the living and the dead is not yet broken.Today is El Dia de los Muertos, or the Day of the Dead.Observed in most Latin American countries, this is a day of honoring one’s ancestors and celebrating their lives.

Beginning at 7 p.m. today, Foster Residence Center’s Formal Lounge will host an El Dia de los Muertos program to commemorate the holiday and explain its significance.

The tradition of honoring and celebrating the lives of the dead originated in the indigenous cultures of Mexico and several other Latin American countries, said Rebeca Hernandez, Foster Global Village resident adviser.

“Death was not seen as the ultimate end of a person’s existence but rather as a re-birth into another world of the dead,” she said.

In more modern times, El Dia de los Muertos falls on the same day as All Saints’ Day and All Souls’ Day, traditional Catholic holidays, Hernandez said.

Several Latino communities spend their holiday at cemeteries where their ancestors are buried, decorating the graves and offering traditional Day of the Dead foods, flowers and herbs, she said.

“Others build beautiful altars for their ancestors in their homes and invite family and friends to come over and celebrate with feasting and praying,” she said. “The goal of all of these activities is to invite the dead to enjoy the fruits of living once again and let them know that they are still cherished.”

This year, the theme of the Foster celebration is showing the diversity of Day of the Dead celebrations, Hernandez said.

“We will be observing and learning about the traditions of the Aztec people, the decorating of the grave site, the altar building from Mexico and Bolivia and much more,” she said.

Attendees of the celebration can participate in different Day of the Dead crafts, such as creating sugar skulls and sampling pan de muerto, or bread of the dead.

This celebration of the dead is becoming an IU tradition, Hernandez said.

“In the past, we have even dedicated altars to Herman B Wells,” she said. “It is important to share with the IU community because it is an alternative way to view a very sensitive subject while building community among IU students and staff as we realize we are all just people with our own losses in life.”

Hernandez said that El Dia de Los Muertos is a time for her to share the grieving of her ancestors with other people in a way that honors and celebrates their lives before and after death.

“Since it is a festive holiday, I always leave with a more positive understanding of the process of life,” she said. “I believe my ancestors wouldn’t have wanted it any other way.”

DAWN OF THE DEAD: Darkness of mourning broken by festive spirit

 Jennifer L. Berghom

November 2, 2007 – 12:18AM

Graciela Garcia spent her four decades as an educator fighting for low-income students to receive the education they deserve. The school bearing her name wants to make sure she and her work are not forgotten.

Garcia Elementary School is honoring her memory by building an altar in her honor to mark Día de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead.

The Pharr-San Juan-Alamo schools educator taught and directed the district’s federal programs for 40 years before retiring in 2001. She stood out as an advocate for low-income and disadvantaged students, according to Yolanda Castillo, a friend of the late educator and principal of the school that is named after her. Garcia died shortly after her retirement.

“She was a true advocate for the less fortunate. … I know she’s looking down on us all the time,” Castillo said.

A group of mothers who help at the school spent more than a week collecting photos and keepsakes and building the altar, which they presented to students on Wednesday.

Claudia Luengo, one of the mothers, said she and the others spent about a week talking with Garcia’s friends and family to find out how to decorate the altar. As is customary with Día de los Muertos altars, decorations are based on the deceased’s hobbies and other passions in life.

Over the years, the age-old altar tradition has become more popular throughout the area and the United States. Locally, museums have allowed people in the community to decorate altars for loved ones and have held special presentations for students to learn about the holiday.
Garcia’s daughter, Yomara Garcia, a biology teacher at PSJA High School, said she learned about her mother’s altar earlier this week and thinks what the school is doing is “awesome.”

“(The school administration and staff) always made sure (students) knew who the school was named after,” she said. “When I heard about the altar I was honored. … I think what they’re doing is helping the kids own the school.”

At the Museum of South Texas History in Edinburg, more than a dozen altars made by people in the community are set to be on display until next week. The altars range from traditional to modern styles.

Some were made by students as a class project; others were made by family members wanting to honor a loved one who died. Some artists have even been commissioned to create altars, said Melissa Tijerina, the museum’s programs and special events officer.

The museum’s exhibit has grown from just a few to about 15 in the past few years, she said.
“The altars are breathtaking, and now it seems the tradition is just growing,” Tijerina said. “It’s as much about the living as it is about the dead.”

The tradition dates back hundreds of years, to when the indigenous peoples of the New World had numerous practices honoring the dead. When the Spanish conquistadores arrived, they were puzzled by the practices and found them disrespectful.

But over the years, those practices were blended with the Catholic faith and Día de los Muertos is now celebrated immediately following Nov. 1’s All Saints Day.

Many celebrate by creating altars decorated with sugar skulls, candles, a cup of water, flowers, pictures of the deceased and items the departed one liked in life. People also visit the graves of their loved ones.

Tijerina said the holiday provides an ongoing connection among family members, living and dead.
“It’s not a sinister holiday. Many have this misconception that it is associated with Halloween; it’s not, it’s a festive day,” she said.

This is the first time Garcia Elementary has worked on a campus-wide project. Before, like many other schools, individual classes had separate activities.

Garcia Elementary students helped the parents decorate the altar honoring the school’s namesake. They also adorned their cafeteria with pictures and stories the fourth-grade classes wrote about loved ones who died.

Día de los Muertos altars don’t always have to be dedicated to family members. Students also build altars for public figures, and learn some history in the process.

Students in Janet Bosch’s class at McAllen’s Gonzalez Elementary, for example, created an altar honoring baseball player Roberto Clemente.

Bosch said her students chose to build the altar to him because of the humanitarian work he did and because he died in a plane crash en route to help others in Central America.

They spent a week or so researching Clemente’s life and the origins of Día de los Muertos.
“They’ve got a lot of connection to it,” she said.

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Jennifer L. Berghom covers education and general assignments at The Monitor. She can be reached at (956) 683-4462.

Stop A Head !

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It’s Odd, It’s Macabre

it’s NEWS  Halloween Style… 

Traffic stop yields embalmed heads

you just can’t improve a story like this:

from: http://www.dallasnews.com/

Tue Oct 30, 6:04 PM ET

A traffic stop in Texas yielded about two dozen embalmed heads. But it’s no Halloween joke. Investigators said the human heads had been used for medical training in the Fort Worth area and were being returned to Little Rock, Arkansas.

Hunt County Justice of the Peace Aaron Williams was summoned during a traffic stop Sunday in Royse City after a trucker was suspected of speeding.

“This is in the top five of the strangest things maybe the strangest that I’ve ever encountered,” Williams told The Dallas Morning News on Monday.

The wrapped-in-plastic heads were found in the trailer. The driver couldn’t immediately locate the documentation. The trucker and his cargo were later allowed to proceed after the paperwork was faxed to him.

The name of the company wasn’t immediately released.

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ROVER’S REVENGE 

I WILL NOT LAUGH I WILL NOT LAUG HAHAHAHA!!!!

Dogs shoot man on hunting trip

Mon Oct 29, 2:52 PM ET

A pack of hunting dogs shot an Iowa man as he went to retrieve a fallen pheasant, authorities said.

James Harris, 37, was shot in the leg while hunting with some friends on Saturday afternoon.

The group shot a bird which landed on the other side of a fence, the Iowa Department of Natural Resource said in a press release.

“Harris reportedly went to retrieve the bird, placed his gun on the ground and crossed the fence near the muzzle end,” the press release said.

“When he crossed the fence, hunting dogs stepped on the gun, which discharged and struck Harris in the left calf at a distance of roughly three feet.”

Harris was treated at a regional medical center and later transported by helicopter to an Iowa City hospital.

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In A Little Town North Of Seattle

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I tried to explain to the guy on the bus that Lynnwood is all about shopping malls and Ford Explorers and Soccer Moms and Hockey Dads.

But he wasn’t having it.

He said Lynnwood is all about Power and Corruption and Crooked Cops and dames with big hair and blue eye shadow.

What’s this Coffee Swillin’ chump know I thought to myself?

He’s from Seattle and as far as he knows there’s nothing North of Seattle except for the Wilds of Canada and Lumber Jacks named Swede and one- eyed grizzly bears with attitude problems.

Coffee Boy smiled wished me well and got off at his stop

And then I saw this story staring up at me from the paper he left behind and I thought to myself

He may be right…. 

I.B.

WE GOT UPDATES HERE!

FBI seizes handgun, cash in Lynnwood police investigation

Seattle Times staff reporter

The FBI has seized a handgun that was reported missing from the Lynnwood Police Department’s evidence room as well as cash during a search this week of the home of a deputy chief under investigation for theft, according to court documents.

A search-warrant return filed in U.S. District Court on Thursday says FBI agents seized money, a .38-caliber revolver, financial records, shredded documents, police paperwork and pipes, powder and a scale from the Everett home of Deputy Chief Paul Watkins.

The serial numbers on the revolver match those of a handgun that was among evidence checked out from Snohomish County Prosecutor’s Office by Watkins in 2002, according to the FBI. The evidence package also contained more than $14,000 cash and two grams of cocaine, the search warrant application alleges.

The amount of cash seized from Watkins’ home is not included on the search-warrant return, which is an accounting of items taken during the search.

The search warrant alleges that Watkins told the Police Department’s evidence officers that he would release the money to its rightful owners, but no paperwork tracking the money was ever completed and no receipts were found.

The evidence had been originally seized by Lynnwood police during a 1996 drug bust, the search warrant alleges.

Watkins, 50, has been placed on paid administrative leave. Evidence against the longtime Lynnwood officer is now being presented to a grand jury, according to a source. No criminal charges have been filed.

Watkins could not be reached for comment. The Lynnwood Police Department has declined to comment.

According to court documents, Watkins served as the department’s commander of the Investigations Division from 2001 to 2004 where he oversaw property seized from criminal suspects. During that period, Watkins flouted department policy by having officers turn over directly to him cash that had been seized by police and was due to be returned to its original owners, the search warrant alleges.

When asked about the missing package in May, Watkins said he recalled bringing the package of cash, handguns and cocaine from the prosecutor’s office to the evidence room at the department, but said he failed to log it in properly.

The search warrant also details six additional instances between 2001 and 2005 in which Watkins allegedly kept seized cash that he was supposed to return to its owners.

According to the search warrant, the FBI was asked by Lynnwood police to investigate Watkins after an internal audit showed that cash released to him between 2001 and 2005 could not be accounted for.

The search warrant also says that Watkins and his wife have filed for bankruptcy four times in recent years and that on several occasions Watkins made cash deposits to his bank account on the same days that he claimed to have returned seized funds.

 

 

 

 

Hey Dawg I mean Gawd

 

Hey Big “G” look who stopped by for God Chat

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…just messin’ with you Dawg.

Okay, here we go:

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Hi God how’s your week been?

Mine has been boodles of fun-

First off this group that hates… Gays and Lesbians and Transgender people…oh and brown people and people who aren’t Christian Extremists like themselves and they probably even hate that cute little dog from the Taco commercials because they think he’s “illegal” came to Lynnwood, Washington to hold a rally.

 

There’s a good part God, there were more people OUTSIDE protesting then there were people inside attending the meeting itself.

Somy friends and me stood outside and waved signs and had a good time supporting our community.

The best part was the cars with families that honked and waved and yelled good job.

My personal favorite was the guy who was driving this big truck that slowed down and yelled, “ Love for us all. “

The bad part is that one of the groups’ ‘leaders’ is involving himself in local politics.

Ahem.

Oh and Lord of Wonders, I know you love those stories about the Mountlake Terrace City Council- but I don’t have any new ones. Don’t get all high and mighty on me, that divine intervention thing is in your department.

 

Now Lord, there this woman who wants people to celebrate a sugar free Halloween– that’s the kind of thinking that should get you assigned to the short bus and we both know it. Don’t think I’m letting this Halloween thing go- if Church people aren’t trying to make it ‘Church Friendly’ then Granola Heads are trying to make it healthy.

 

What next? Will we have to worry about Valentines coming under attack because the disembodied hearts remind people of human sacrifice and temple steps in South America drenched with blood….and heyyyyy….

 

 

No- if I mess with that one, every Jeweler and chocolate manufacturer in the on the planet will be after me.

And last but not least, if you forgive me for having bad thoughts about you for letting my cat die, then I’ll forgive you for the fact that the Halloween Monster Fest on AMC really, really sux this year.

Pax?

Good.

Take Care

See you way later

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And

Ahhhhemennnn

Speak Up Speak Out

Lynnwood Activists Gather In Support the LGBT Community As

Hate-Group Holds Conference in Lynnwood, Washington

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The Watchmen on the Wall are an international anti-gay extremist group who are meeting October 19-21 at the Lynnwood Convention Center. The Watchmen are popular among Christian fundamentalists and Russian-speaking evangelicals from the former Soviet Union. Members have been increasingly active in several West-coast US cities generally considered gay-friendly, including Sacramento, Portland, and Seattle. 

The purpose of the conference in Lynnwood is for the group to further plan their work against homosexuals and “homosexualists” (Watchmen term for straight people supportive of LGBT equality). A featured speaker at the conference will be local Pastor Ken Hutcherson, founder of the Antioch Bible Church and vocal opponent of LGBT equality.

As news of the Watchmen gathering spread throughout the greater Seattle area, the response of outrage has been tremendous. Concern is high given the anti-gay violence that tends to swarm around Watchmen events. Activists from Lynnwood along with many groups are hosting an alternative event to show the support and concern for the LGBT community even as this conference happens. The event “Love and Pride: Lynnwood Responds to Hate” will feature a gathering of speakers, including members of the clergy, and a special free screening of Inlaws & Outlaws, a local-produced documentary featuring the real-life stories of Washington LGBT people. 

Who: Lynnwood community activists and clergy members, Equal Rights Washington, the Religious Coalition for Equality, and the True Stories Project and a host of sponsors from throughout the greater Seattle area

What: Vigil, film screening of “Inlaws and Outlaws”, and discussion with community leaders and filmmaker Drew Emery. For more information on “Inlaws and Outlaws” visit http://www.inlawsandoutlawsfilm.com

When: Sunday, October 21, at 3pm

Where: Edmonds Unitarian Universalist Church, 8109 224th Street, Edmonds, Washington

Sponsored by:

Edmonds Unitarian Universalist Church  

Equal Rights Washington

Evergreen Unitarian Universalist Church

Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network (GLSEN)

Gloria Dei Lutheran Church of Lynnwood

Greater Seattle Business Association

Ingersoll Gender Center

Lake City Christian Church

Log Cabin Republicans of Washington

NARAL Pro-Choice Washington

Northwest Women’s Law Center

Planned Parenthood of Western Washington

Religious Coalition for Equality

Seattle Gay News

Seattle LGBT Community Center

Seattle PFLAG Chapter

True Stories Project

Contact:  Josh Friedes, Advocacy Director, Equal Rights Washington 206-679-8546

      Connie Watts, Executive Director, Equal Rights Washington 206-290-7426 

      Drew Emery, Director, True Stories Project 206-274-5858

 

God and The Daily Show Effect

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Hi God,

Something Strange and Mysterious has happened

and I’m

chalking it up to  your

Godly Powers.

Either that or you’re drinking again….

but we’ll get to that later.

Anyway, here’s the skinny: 

Over the last few weeks Irregular Bones has gone from an

on-line

 journal

where I write about my cats and my friends and family and head hunters and civil rights and

homeless people and what my bus rides to and from work are like

and my hero worship of Rod Serling and Bruce Campbell

to

a

NEWS SOURCE.

I kid you not.

So being that I’m trying to get on your good side

( well, at least on Sundays )

I’m prepared to answer your Call:

I have a half a pound of Pez on hand at all times

 an endless supply of Jolt cola

a weird sense of humor

and Google at my finger tips.

I am SO going to have fun with this.

Thanks for the Call God,

it’s a good one.

Oh and between me and you

I don’t care what anyone says

YOU ARE FUNNY.

See Ya Next Sunday….

ahhhhmennnnn.

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Direct Flights from Strange and Unusual To Mainstream…

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I hate it when stuff goes mainstream- 

Today I went to a ” weird news stories ” site and they have this column where weird stories are happening so often that they’re no longer considered strange OR unusual…

so another one  bites the dust-

DARN!

 

The category of stories of people keeping deceased relatives’ bodies around, based either on fear of losing the relationships or a psychotic belief that the deceased will regenerate (or sometimes, to conceal the death so that government checks keep coming), has been retired.

 A funeral parlor in London told The Times in September that it was finally time to bury Annie Lamas, who died 10 years ago but whose body has been kept in the parlor’s cold storage unit by her two adult daughters, who visit almost weekly to chat with her and touch her up. Elder daughter Josephine, 59, was said to make sure Mom’s lipstick is fresh (on a body that has wasted to the point of leathery skin stretched over bones) and place fresh padding on Mom’s stomach cavity. [The Times (London), 9-6-07]

Brain Freeze In An I.C.E Storm

I live near a City where this has been happening: 

Along with this, we are seeing an increase in reports of people being stopped by the police for traffic enforcement, and then being asked about their immigration status.

-from washblog-

I look “Latino”- so does that mean if I get stopped I might have to prove I ‘belong’ here?

And if I can’t does that mean I get deported back to my

place of origin?

! WOW !

Good thing it’s a short bus ride to Seattle.