Direct Flights from Strange and Unusual To Mainstream…

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I hate it when stuff goes mainstream- 

Today I went to a ” weird news stories ” site and they have this column where weird stories are happening so often that they’re no longer considered strange OR unusual…

so another one  bites the dust-

DARN!

 

The category of stories of people keeping deceased relatives’ bodies around, based either on fear of losing the relationships or a psychotic belief that the deceased will regenerate (or sometimes, to conceal the death so that government checks keep coming), has been retired.

 A funeral parlor in London told The Times in September that it was finally time to bury Annie Lamas, who died 10 years ago but whose body has been kept in the parlor’s cold storage unit by her two adult daughters, who visit almost weekly to chat with her and touch her up. Elder daughter Josephine, 59, was said to make sure Mom’s lipstick is fresh (on a body that has wasted to the point of leathery skin stretched over bones) and place fresh padding on Mom’s stomach cavity. [The Times (London), 9-6-07]

Guess What This Is?

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WRONG!

It’s a CAKE!

It’s Kitty Litter Cake and I got the Recipe and Picture from

Spooky Times

So give it a try….it’s YUMMY.

Ingredients:

1 German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
1 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix
1 pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
Green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls
1 NEW kitty litter pan
1 NEW plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 NEW Pooper Scooper

Directions:

Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans). Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble. Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix using 5. When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. (Mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don’t want it soggy. Combine gently).

Line new, clean kitty litter box. Put mixture into litter box. Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls and bury in mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top.

Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top. (This is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.) Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around.

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Boo God!

 

Where have I been?

Funny One God.

Let’s Get to it, shall we? 

 

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So God, I was surfing the net for Halloween stuff and I kept running across these stories about Christians wanting to ” take Halloween back ” or asking if they should celebrate it at all.”

Here’s the short answer. 

No.

Okay God?

Just in case that’s not clear enough here’s the long answer:

No! No! No!

I don’t go into church and make everybody in there read Stephen King and I don’t make the Congregation dress up like zombies or ghouls for Sunday Services and I happen to think that some of those Church songs are nice so I would never make them sing those ” Haunted Favorites ” with the sound effects in the background ( let’s face it though, I bet more people would go if ….never mind ) Okay…so tell them alright? I mean, don’t they have to listen to you? Isn’t that in the rule book  Bible somewhere?

Yeah…I thought so.

Now the second thing I want to chat about are these Wonker Heads that sent me hate mail just because I believe in Human Rights.

I know they’re your children God and you love them- probably in the same way I loved that Cyclops Kitten. It was so deformed and helpless and must have been so afraid that you just couldn’t not care about it.

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But Christ, could you make sure they use spell check? Like if one of these er, individuals, take the time to write me a letter and threaten me the very least you could make them do is run spell check so that the fake name those Chuckle-Heads use is spelled right.

Yeah, okay it is funny but still.

And forgive me God because in the spirit of Halloween I told someone an Urban Legend was a true story even though I knew it wasn’t.

Which one?

It was the one about the woman who goes to Mexico and  after she gets back this boil on her face pops open and hundreds of baby spiders crawl out.

Hey, don’t get all Godly on me, the person I messed lost her last brain cell to bleach about 30 years ago and she always calls me ” Sen-your-eada “

She knows I don’t like her, so why she asked me about this one is weird. I’m guessing it’s because ” Sen-your-eada  Ahneeeedah ” ( as she likes to call me)  looks like one of them ” Mexican People ” and she probably thinks  I’d know all about Mexican Infestations “

Hear My Prayer Lord….please have her ask me another….please?

And see you here next Sunday…got that…here

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Oh almost forgot….

aaaaahhhhmennn.

 

The 2007 SUX Award Goes To….

The producers of ‘Desperate Housewives’ and ABC Studios 

Come on down you little racists you and accept your award on behalf of members of the Hitler Youth everywhere.

The I.B Award Winning episode showed actress Teri Hatcher, who plays Susan Mayer, asking during a medical consultation to check “those diplomas because I want to make sure that they’re not from some med school in the Philippines.”

By taking a stand and declaring that Medical Workers from the Philippines are inferior, – your voice- which resonates in homes all across the United States, will insure that Americans  will be safe from the hands of individuals who come to our country and provide important services to our

sick

our poor

our tired

and our huddled masses.

Good Job

and we know you probably have a rally to attend in a field somewhere so grab your white hoods at the door and keep up the SUX  work that you do so well

The I.B. Staff

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It’s A Pacific Northwest Thing

Food and Politics

It’s “safe” to talk about those two things together…

It might make you fat

but your Soul won’t be

threatened

Cool.

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my friend Al sent this to me…

Over here in the blue states… it’s chicken…

not good old fashioned tasty fried chicken… oh heck no… we’re talking about some free range granola eating no artificial anything chickens… 

thing of it is, we’re only allowed to eat skinless chicken breasts out here in the PNW.

Don’t know what they do with the rest of the chicken, but I’ve never seen it make it’s way to a dinner plate. But good news is it’s only on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday… Friday is Fish…”

and that my friends is another story…

Dedication

Do you know what I’ve learned in the five months I’ve had this blog up?

That some people care so much about what you write that they’ll pay people just to check you out.

At first I thought it was creepy

In the long run these readers made me realize the power of the written word.

Gracias Amigos

and this one

is dedicated to you.

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Note From My Mom

Dear God

Please Excuse My Daughter From God Chat

This Sunday

She’s out trying to do some good in the world

Sincerely

Anita’s Mom

Dear Anita’s Mom

Tell Anita she’s excused and if she scores one of those

South Lake Union Trolley

t-shirts

for me

I’ll call it good.

Yours Truly

God

Jerry Johnson, foreground, and Don Clifton model the “Ride the S.L.U.T.” T-shirts they created to poke fun at the original acronym of the South Lake Union Streetcar. The shirts are sold at the Kapow! coffee shop in the neighborhood. (Note: Johnson was misidentified in the original caption.) (September 18, 2007)

FULL STORY HERE

Feel It In My Bones

What Kind of Blogger Are You?

You Are a Life Blogger!

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Your blog is the story of your life – a living diary.

If it happens, you blog it. And make it as entertaining as possible.

Ride The S.L.U.T

Acronym debate has Seattle giggling

 

Stories like this one makes me so proud to be from Seattle.

Really.

“I think Seattle’s known for empowering people and I think that’s why we want to get behind this project.

Mayor Nickels, thank you for our SLUT.”-

Don Clifton

By Seattle P-I & KOMO Staff

SEATTLE — Officially it’s the Seattle Streetcar. Within the old Cascade neighborhood, part of the area to be served by the new line, it’s popularly known as the South Lake Union Trolley – or SLUT.At Kapow! Coffee, 100 T-shirts bearing the words “Ride the SLUT” are selling quickly at $10 each.

“We’re welcoming the SLUT into the neighborhood,” said Jerry Johnson, 29, a part-time barista. They’re selling almost as many shirts as lattes.

Trolley tracks have been laid from downtown along Westlake Avenue to Lake Union and project officials say the $50.5 million project should be completed and streetcars running in December

Some claim – incorrectly, according to representatives of Vulcan Inc., a company owned by billionaire Paul G. Allen which is developing the area – that South Lake Union Trolley was the original name and that it was changed when officials belatedly realized the acronym.

Underlying the lightheartedness is resentment over changes in the old working-class neighborhood north of the downtown area.

“There was a meeting with representatives from the city several years ago,” Johnson recalled.

“They asked us, ‘What we could do for you?’ Most people raised their hands and said, ‘Affordable housing,”‘ he said. “Then the people from the city huddled together – ‘whisper, whisper, whisper,’ – and they said, ‘How about a trolley?”‘

Since then Cascade has been ignored in Vulcan brochures that lump the neighborhood together with Denny Park and Denny Triangle under the term South Lake Union.

Beth Dube came to the coffee shop on Tuesday to buy shirts for people in her office down the street. They’ve dealt with the construction mess every day and want a piece of the action.

“We exercise around our work campus a lot and so we’ll just have ’em out, loud and proud,” she said.

Others who call South Lake Union home couldn’t pass on the chance to display their T-shirts as the mayor unveiled the new vehicle, which he calls a streetcar.

“We’ve got the waterfront trolley, the old cars from Melbourne, historic in nature,” Mayor Greg Nickels said. “This is different, it’s a bigger vehicle.”

With the streetcar, said Don Clifton, a Cascade resident, “We learned how fun it is to change the name of things.

“I think Seattle’s known for empowering people and I think that’s why we want to get behind this project. Mayor Nickels, thank you for our SLUT.”

Nickels was easy going about the whole thing.

“People can call it whatever they like as long as they ride it,” he said.