I love Science.
I love to write Fiction.
So.
That means…
I love to make fun of Science Fiction…
actually I didn’t make this I found it at:::
Humor
Johnny McInsane LUVS You He Wants To Kiss You And Date You
When Dads Dream
Word Up
It’s all about words today here at the Bones.
If you could banish a word from the English Language what would it be?
Me.
I would flush the word boing.
Heck.
I wouldn’t even bother to flush it, I’d take a plunger and jam it down the first toilet I could get too before I could stomp it out of existance.
Who the hell came up with that one?
Boing.
It serves no darn purpose.
Oh and while I’m at it I say we loose Awesome…I don’t hate the word Awesome I just think it would be funny to see what happens if people can’t short cut a view by heading down ‘awesome avenue’ instead of EXPLAINING why they think something is so spectacular it sucks the air out fo their lungs and makes them feel that the Universe is truly a very big place and that feeling sends a tingle up and down their spine.
So … think about it what word would you like to lose?
So One Day I’m Walking By This Mental Hospital….
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13…13….13…13.’
(Yeah, I know, you are surprised that I was on the OUTSIDE)
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting. ’14…14…14…14….’.
Take That You Whiney Little Brats!
The days of American Babies whining for what they believe is theirs
is coming to an end.
John McInsane is going to see to that.
La Ti Dah Ti Dah….
Spell WHAT?
Meltdown in 5-4-3…..
Saw part of The DNC Rules and Bylaws Committee on TV….heard Harold Ickes speak…must save myself…must distract myself before brain cells escape through my nose….David Tennant ….Must Distract Myself with a cheesy David Tennant Video….last hope before meltdown commences in 5-4………
Blame It On Pam
This is NOT a terrorist.
This is a cook from the Food Network.
Following me so far?
This is a Terrorist
His name is Osama Bin Laden.
Keep up here-
Food Network Cook Rachael Ray:
Terrorist.
Here is the idiot and the idiot post that started this conversation
which I feel a need to address
instead of doing my traditional Friday Fun Post about David Tennant:
The controversial ad, which appeared earlier this month on the doughnut chain’s Web site to promote its iced coffee, came under fire nearly two weeks ago when blogger Pam Geller posted it under the headline “Rachel [sic] Ray: Dunkin Donuts Jihad Tool.”
“Have you seen Rachel [sic] Ray wearing the icon of Yasser Arafatbastard and the bloody Islamic jihad,” Geller wrote. “This is part of the cultural jihad..”
Pam this is NOT Cultural Jihad
The only act of terrorism I see here is YOU blowing David Tennant Day
at Irregular Bones
straight to Hell.
…you tool Pam
Look
shut the Hell up and don’t do this to Irregular Bones Again.
Now I have to go to Dunkin Donuts and buy lots and lots of donuts and then I’m going to say Rachael sent me.
Guess what I’ll be wearing when I do…
go on GUESS.
Irregular Bones 