The Cartoon is lame but the song is great…
it’s
JibJab
Time for Some Campaignin’
Humor
Gee Ya Think So?
more cat pictures
My Eyes…Oh God My Eyes!
It’s True On So Many Levels
Thanks To A Bunch of Inconsiderate Jerks Christmas Is Ruined!
Global Warming is NOT funny.
So don’t laugh when I say
somebody is totally F*&^%$#@ up Santa’s back yard.
full story HERE
Do something so that you do NOT add to this very real problem. ( crazy Republicans who are looking to submit a comment to tell me off be warned, I moderate this blog- just doing my part to cut down on the death threats and potty language that seems to hang over us all like noxious clouds …or don’t you guys believe in things like the ‘theory’ behind clouds too? )
So the rest of you- educate yourself about this problem- otherwise I see a very Grim Christmas and possibly a tropical situation happening up there in the North Pole and new forms of life popping up all over the place ( well, if you count mutant animals and people with extra body parts as being a ‘new’ thing).
Hey.
Remember those dome cities in ” Total Recall ” when the glass failed?
Remember what happened to the people living there?
Ha.
Doesn’t seem like such a weird idea NOW does it?
So here’s a start.
Visit Al Gore’s site HERE.
And if you can’t take care of our Planet for your kids and friends and family do it for Santa and his Reindeer.
At least.
Oh. That Explains It
Once, when my kids were small they insisted on making their presence known
when I was working on a story.
I looked up and I remember my eyes got really narrow and I sort of
growled
” go to bed. “
It was like 4:30 in the afternoon.
But they did it.
I thought I sounded weird
but I never thought about the expression I must have had on my face.
Hmmm….I wonder
Note To Self
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
John McCain Has a Potty Mouth
You can spend all day dancing around the John McCain Issues- like is he a crook, is his wife a thief and a drug addict is he nuts or not?
Well here’s a point that McCain Supporters and Sane People alike can agree on.
John McCain has the Mother of All Potty Mouths…
My Hero
It was a bad day.
It was one of those I feel invisible days.
It was one of those ” if I got sucked up into an alien space ship from Mars or burst into flames I’ll bet no one would notice” kind of days.
You know.
It has been one THOSE days.
So when I come home from work in a worse then usual mood I smell something coming from the hallway that goes into my bedroom and there I find
a bird wing
the hind quarters of something – don’t ask me what it was
a little pile of guts
And
sitting there purring his little heart out is my psycho cat
Blitzer.
He’s purring so loud his body is shaking and then he meows and climbs up my leg to my shoulder.
You know it is true…the little things that we do for each other counts for a lot.
Even if those little things attracts flies.
Ma’am- Put Your Hands Up And Step Away From The Cookbooks
From Drug Addiction to theft Cindy ” McInsane ” McCain Wife of Keating Five Member and Republican Presumptive Nominee John ” McInsane ” McCain has once again been accused of recipe theft.
” It wasn’t my fault ” said the former Addict in her kitchen to this reporter, ” I told my kitchen help to please FAX the recipes that I do enjoy making for my family to the journalist that I was working with and the cookie one was the only one written in English. All the rest were written in Spanish. “
In a totally unrelated incident yesterday, every single Mexican in the state of Arizona was deported ( story on next page )
Irregular Bones 