Tina Fey expandedon Sarah Palin’s Couric Interview questions on SNL last night.
Here’s the deal, this skit is a wonderful example of ” It’s funny because it’s true “.
Now if you’ll forgive I’m going to do something to fight off the headache that I got in my eye after I realized how ‘true’ this skit is.
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McCain’s Brain.
Thank God it’s locked inside of a skull and that it’s not free to roam
…oh hey, it can’t…
Can It?
This is a song about Sarah ” Caribou Barbie ” Palin.
This song totally pales in comparison to the news that Caribou Barbie was blessed by a Witch Hunter, but it’s a nifty tune all the same and deserves lots of attention
So give it up for:
The Ex-Beauty Queen’s Got a Gun
by
Enjoy!
A Joke:
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.
The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.’
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.’
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain. ‘You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with:
Caribou Barbie does Youtube:
A little song:
You’ve already heard it a hundred times. Sarah Palin says she opposed the, “Bridge to Nowhere,” but as Charlie Gibson recently pointed out, she was for the Bridge before she was against it. Well, facts don’t matter in a presidential campaign, so Palin’s been repeating the story at every public appearance. She seems to have forgotten about a little invention called the video camera.
Sarah Palin Explains Why Women Should Be Forced To Bear Their Rapists’ Babies
Picture of the Day:
The beauty of it is this:
One of these days Caribou Barbie’s running mate John ( No Change ) McCain is going to open his mouth and he’s going to say what he really thinks.
At that point I’m willing to bet that on the day that happens we will never see another Republican in a position of authority again.
Until then
we will just have to let my heroes at Secret Sauce paint draw us a picture
and tell us the story
about what goes on inside of
McCains’s Brain.
Visit Secret Sauce
Who has the best job in the world?
Some would say it’s a costume designer named Katrina Lindsay:
Katrina Lindsay, measuring up the Time Lord (David Tennant ) for his next Shakespeare role is just part of another day at the office. And if that’s not enough to drive his fans wild with envy, she even gets to tinker with his tights and mull over his inside leg measurement (!) Read More HERE
When I was a kid I wanted to be a writer like Rod Serling and have my own TV show- I also wanted to own my own Funeral Home and Cemetery.
Maybe I should have aimed higher.
Maybe.
My son is in this video.
It features
who are
a B-boy
( in case you don’t know A B-boy or B-girl is a person devoted to hip hop culture.)
group from Seattle, Washington.
This is a commercial.
In the first one he’s a scientist who gets hit with a fish, in the second he plays the same character and shows up with a clipboard AND A BEARD!).
Oh.
And he helped write it-
God help us all.
ps…i just figured out how my truck got those dents in the hood and on the roof…geeze kid…if it turns up in one of these things you are SO going to have to buy me an expensive gift.
VERY EXPENSIVE.
( for real Diego, I’m proud of you- for standing true to what you do and for being your own man…even if it involves getting hit with fish and sticking it on youtube
love from Mom …and Pops of course….)
behind the scene: massive monkees crash testing coosh
coosh crash test #2
more on Massive Monkees HERE
Massive Monkees put Seattle on the b-boy mapBy REGINA HACKETT
SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER ART CRITIC :Story HERE
God.
Help us.
Please.
scrawled on the floor under my bed, where I am currently hiding
is a warning:
Beware the Facebook Zombies
They are real.
They know no fear.
They think as one and serve one purpose-
to spread
to grow
to feed.
On all of us
Be afraid.
Be very, very , very afraid
So today I heard that Caribou Barbie cancelled her upcoming appearance at a fundraiser here in Washington State.
Well.
Thanks for making the days a little less exciting, a little drabber- thanks for NOTHING Caribou Barbie.
You could have brought joy and excitement to the people of Washington State-
we could have organized rallies and invited young people who can’t afford to go to College and working Moms and Single Dads and all of people who are losing their homes to show up and wave signs around with your name on it to tell us what they think you could do bring to the Country- should God forbid- anything happen to John McInsanity McCain.
We even could have held fundraisers like bake sales where the main prize at the Silent Auction could have been a giant cake that looks like a Bridge and little cupcakes under it shaped like the Exxon Valdez.
And as a way to involve everyone across the state we could have held a series of charity Hockey games ( and not told the people who actually owned the Ice Rinks we were showing up…sort of like what you did with that sports center in Wasilla ) and everyone who played- even the guys- could have worn lipstick and helmets shaped like dogs heads.
The highlight of your visit could have been your entrance.
For your grand entrance we could have had little kids a dressed up like Polar Bears and three legged wolves running around screaming, ” The Mavericks are Coming, The Mavericks are Coming! ” as you raced your way down the street after them on a Snowmachine while wearing an Alaskan Independence Party T-Shirt and your husband’s name written on your forhead in red sharpie pen.
Those are such great ideas Caribou Barbie, it’s a shame that we can’t….
hey
you know what?
We could do these things without you.
Yes.
!Yes We Can!
Irregular Bones 