Why do a post debate summary when pictures like this are out there?
Humor
This Is McCain’s Brain On Reality…
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more about “McCain’s Brain Does It Again“, posted with vodpod
From the guys at Secret Sauce TV
and
of course…
McCain’s Brain!
Hokey Joke
As a Mortician’s Apprentice I’ve heard all sorts of sad and tragic stories about the drama that can happen at a funeral.
Consider what happened at the services held for Larry LaPrise, the
man that wrote ‘The Hokie
Pokey’ who died peacefully at the age of 93 back in 1996.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him
into
the coffin.
They put his left leg in.
And then the
trouble
started……….
Late Show: The Sarah Palin Debate Recap
Caribou Barbie…if there is a God in Heaven we will never have to see you again after November 5th- until then, let’s have some fun at your expense shall we?
Oh man, the clock is ticking, where to start where to start…
I know let’s start with David Letterman’s Recap of your 90 minute talking points session debate with Joe Biden( you know, that guy with the real political creds)
and please…don’t stop being a National Laughing Stock, after all, we are ALL doing our part to make our Country and the World a
better place.
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Drinking Game Field Report
Everyone is talking about the fun they had watching the VP debate.
Of course.
The people who are saying they had fun watching the debate
were playing drinking games.
Even me…so here it is.
Here’s my drinking game story.
As a rule I don’t drink and when I do I will nurse that sucker all night long.
Why?
Because I’m such a light weight I can get a buzz and a serious hangover from sniffing an empty wine cooler bottle.
But yesterday for the debate all of my friends were playing this drinking game and, I must admit, I gave in to peer pressure ( hey…if you know how to stand up to a a bunch of angry women who are are less then enchanted with McCain for choosing a running mate that sets the women’s movement back a good 500 years- l’m all ears. )
Anyway.
We each pulled a ” Caribou Barbie ” word from a jar and every time Caribou Barbie said the word you had to take a drink.
I drew maverick
God.
Hates.
Me.
The Power of Song
Ah magical Chariots of Fire theme, such is your
power you can lend dignity to anything. Even
cats falling on their arses on a
highly-polished floor.
Even that.
An American Writer’s Prayer
more animals
Dear Sweet Baby Jesus….
Hear My Prayer….
I need a break from Politics…I need my life back…I miss writing fluff pieces about David Tennant and telling unfunny jokes, I miss writing stories about head hunters and cannibals and what it’s like to bury someone alive ( oh yeah, I actually write stories at my other blog) and having convos about gummy bears and exploding pigeons.
Just needed to say that.
Thanks for listening.
Now
I’m going to ask that everyone join me in singing my most favorite song EVER….
Um.
I’ve included it here in my prayers because I thank God it was written every time I hear it.
It makes me feel hopeful…and happy.
Plus it makes Margaritas taste WAY better.
Amen.
Its cold outside,
There’s no kind of atmosphere,
I’m all alone,
More or less.
Let me fly,
Far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.
I want to lie,
Shipwrecked and comotoase,
Drinking fresh,
Mango juice,
Goldfish shoals,
Nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.
I Can Has LOL Cats pic
For the Old Anita Marie, who seems to have lost her of humor…and would really like to find it soon.
more animals
Who Will Protect Us From Putin’s Floating Head of Death?!
Join Caribou Barbie and her Husband and his fellow members
of
and do your part to protect Alaska from
PUTIN’S FLOATING HEAD OF DEATH!
Remember Guys and Gals
He’s Everywhere:
and now a message from Caribou Barbie:
So Guys and Gals
Let’s all work together to
Keep Alaska Safe for Alaskans…the rest of you are just
like
you know
screwed.
Sorry.
But oh hey…here’s my Minister, maybe he can help you out the way he helped me!
Caribou Baribe
Caribou Barbie Quote Generator Fun!
Why sit around and wait for Caribou Barbie to say something idiotic when you can now generate your very own Caribou Barbie Quotes at
The Sarah Palin Quick Quote Generator
Generate Gems Like:
It has been overwhelming to me that confirmation of whether that is part of the solution or not proving that he can work both sides of the aisle.
and
As Putin rears his head being the beacon of light and we’ve got to remember what the desire is in this nation at this time.
Well.
That was fun.
!Enjoy it and pass it on!
The Lament Of Sarah Palin
From the amazing Ronnie Ray Jenkins…this is
The Official Caribou Barbie Song…
meant to be sung out loud and shared as often as possible.
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from Ronnie Ray Jenkins site HERE –
I never was a fan of politicians, and now, I’m even less of one. So, I felt rather “patriotic,” and decided to perform a song for all of my readers. Enjoy it, sing it, send it around, and this time around, I’m hoping people “think” before they vote.
The Ballad of Caribou Barbie
There’s something fishy in the mackerel sky–in the land of the midnight sun.
There’s a woman running loose wearing designer glasses, and touting a mighty big gun.
Now that much don’t scare me, or worry me none,
I don’t even care that she’s talking in tongue.
Say oily-oily –doo, dilly-dangle-diddy-wah
oily-oily-doo-dilly-arbee
She put a town in debt- in her short time as Mayor, and her name is Caribou Barbie.
She piles her hair high on her head and uses a bearskin to cover her bed
She claims to be an expert in foreign relations, cause she can see Russia from the window in her kitchen.
Say-oily-oily-doo-dilly-dangle-diddy wah
Oily-oily-doo-dilly arbee
Her hubby’s some dude, but his name isn’t Ken
Even though she’s Caribou Barbie
She tells the folks, she’s a decisive kind of gal,
And it makes me think of Bush, the “Decider”
Now, I’ve been around the block, and I’m nobody’s fool,
But I’m scratching my head wonderin
Why she went to six schools.
Sing Oily-Oily doo dilly-dangle diddy wah
Oily-oily-doo-dilly arbee
Four more years would be McBush again, along side Mc Caribou Barbie.
She might be a hockey mom to some, the leader of the PTA to others,
She might be a lipstick wearing pit bull to many
But taking a close look, she’s a lipstick wearing Cheney.
Sing, oily-oily doo,
Dilly-dangle-diddy wah,
Oily-oily-doo- dilly arbee
So, ends the saga it’s short and it’s sweet, like the career of Caribou Barbie.
Repeat Chorus.
Irregular Bones 
