Anita Marie Can’t Come Out Today…

Hi.

I can’t do anything fun or creative right now.

I have to do some political stuff.

a.m

I Have To Think About This

A few days ago a homeless guy ended up on the railroad tracks.

It was right outside of my office door.

The tracks are fenced off, so either he fell from the street above or he jumped down- but regardless he was stumbling around in a daze and holding his head.

The police showed  up and the Fire Department and  a First Aid Car.

And the entire time I hear from the street, from the place where commuters wait for their rides home to the suburbs…

” Is there a train coming? “

” Did somebody hear a train? “

” Was that a train whistle? “

It wasn’t fear I heard in those voices, it wasn’t apprehension or nervousness…it was…

glee.

Space Boogers and Donuts

 

There are two news sites that I visit every single day-

One is “ Odd News ” from the Associated Press- once I found a story there about some Cops in Iowa that chased a stolen Donut truck–  the chase ended when the Police Car collided with the donut truck and I believe that guns were involved.

Oh and the same thing happened in Wisconsin- and if you watch the tape you can see donuts bouncing out of the truck and onto the road

I love stories like that.

The other site I visit after getting my odd news is Space.Com

You can learn the most amazing things at that site- I’m into space bacteria because well…because it gross- so anyway, I  was thrilled to death to learn today that there could be microbial life on Venus ( well, in the clouds ) that could float to Earth on Solar Winds( no there isn’t any wind in space- this is more like Sun Spew…and if that doesn’t make you want to find out what Solar Winds are then nothing will)

That means that life on Earth could get wiped out by Venusian boogers that were carried to the Earth on Sun Chunks.

Like I said.

The must see news Sites:

Space.Com

and

Odd News

People Are Seriously F*&^%$ Up-You Know That?

There is, as you may have heard,  a story about a 44 lb cat that was found wondering around in a parking lot that captured the attention of the media and the world.

People from as far away as the U.K. asked to adopt it- and when it was adopted out the Shelter had to sneak it out to its new owners to avoid media scrutiny.

The person who owned this cat lost her home to foreclosure.

Do you think that any of these  people- from the media to the ‘animal friends’ that were pulled into the Cat Story wondered, for one second where the owner is living now?

I do.

I even care

… and I happen to be a cat person.

 I also care about the fact that to many of us are ending up screwed out of our homes and jobs by a F*&^%$ President, his F&^%$ friends and the seriously F*&^%) people…

WHO DON’T CARE IF THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM LIVE OR DIE.

Hi Hell, I’ve Got Someone Coming To You

Vodpod videos no longer available. Funny or Die

more about “Good Cop baby cop“, posted with vodpod

You’re Evil Anita…EVIL!!!!!!!

Send one youtube clip around to the wrong people

and get your Soul cursed to Hell.

Well.

It’s not like I wasn’t headed there anyway.

So I’m posting that infamous clip here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!

You Know You’re Special When

You know you’re special when

somebody turns you into a paper doll:

ps…there’s a John McInsane version but like Paris Hilton says he’s a ‘wrinkly white haired guy’ and the idea of any sort of a doll version of that is enough to make me spew

So here’s the Paper Doll of Obama and…if you look at the bottom of this post you’ll see me being fair…

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 to appease those PUMA freaks out there who STILL can’t admit all they want is to really do is have John McCain’s babies here’s an ad about him…sort of:

Curious Thought

 

My dream job-

is to own and run

my own Museum of Curiosities.

It wouldn’t be my job

to tell people what to think

or what to believe.

It wouldn’t be my job to take away the stories that they love

to tell.

My job would be

to make thinking and wondering fun again.

Plus I’d get to own my own mummy and collect shrunken heads.

Cool.

a.m.

It’s All About Perspective

I like this clip because

my idea of art and composition and perspective begins and ends

with stick figure art.

I’m not joking.