Don’t Cliff Me John! Don’t Cliff Me !

So after a long day at work I get home and there’s a message on my machine.

It’s from my friend.

He says three words.

” More David Tennant “

Oh and if you can actually hear the click as someone angrily punches their hang up button

it’s was four words.

Let me tell you

my friends had better appreciate me

because if I were to get pulled up into a spaceship they would be absolutely friendless.

Think about it you whinners…and this is for you!

Freedom Of Speech- I Has It

Sorry to interrupt my daily post- I’ll be back later with some fun stuff but for today:

This is a note to those sneaky bastards in my non-cyber world

who crawl all over my blogs

not because they like what I do

but because

they’re just snoops who don’t like my politics or my activist work…

So this one is for you , you nasty little creepers.

To My Creepers:

Do you know what I like to do?

I like to write about people who really tick me off.

Sometimes I turn them into monster fodder in my fiction stories

and sometimes I just come here and write

ALL ABOUT IT

and unlike the couple dozen people you might reach every few days

I reach HUNDREDS

every single day

and those hundreds are from all over the world.

Now

piss

 off.

a.m.

 

God You’re Mean

Pearl collects the rent…and a maybe a body part or two as well…you’ll have to watch it and see for yourself

from::

FUNNY OR DIE

Funny Degrees

If a person does this it’s assault.

If a puppy does it

it’s cute.

Now that is sort of funny.

You know, somebody put a lot of work into this one.

I admire that in a world where everyone wants everthing done yesterday.

So I think this is pretty funny.

This is a picture of Doctor Who.

It’s here because at some point

my friends will start nagging me to post one.

They won’t post them at their blogs

because

they don’t want people to know they’re perving over David Tennant.

It’ll be over the next few hours ( and maybe days )

 they’ll show up here or call my house and ask if I was talking about them

AGAIN.

 I keep saying ‘no’ and they keep believing me.

Now that IS funny.

a.m.

Eye Get It

Today I went in to get my eyes checked

and the Optometrist took a picture

of

the inside of my eye

and when he showed me where the optical nerve is he pointed out that the area (which looks like a little spot of light behind a large spot of light) , around it wasn’t round like it should be.

He explained it could be a problem but it wasn’t because the other eye had the same anomaly.

From the inside,

where the nerve that carries vision into my brain is

the area is not round.

It’s an oval shape.

And what does that mean?

From the inside…

my eyes look like

a cat’s eyes.

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Disinformation Please…

There are no singing cats or dancing candy or pictures of David Tennant

at the link below

but this site is STILL fun to visit

and you should take a look at it:

From the British Library Site:

 Disinformation

Most of us lie and get lied to every single day. We say we’re fine when we’re actually having a bad day. We lie to protect the feelings of others, to get out of trouble and to get what we want. Our newspapers lie, our politicians lie, our parents lie. Considering how surrounded we are by lies, we ought to be experts in telling fact from fiction: but are we?

MORE HERE