I wrote a story where the female character totally rips into the male character on a regular basis.

I thought it was funny.

I wrote this character based on my cat’s personalities.

So by nature she was self centered, in love with herself and had a serious  personality disorder.

So what happens?

Some of my female readers wanted me to kill the male character off.

They thought the male character made the female character act like a bad person.

Actually she was bad because she was based on one of my cats who would chew the legs off of rodents and then watch them roll away to save their lives.

Seriously.

They wanted him dead.

If this character had been a real person I’d have driven him down to the court house and made him file for a restraining order. I’d have put him into one of those relocation programs. If he were real and disappeared tomorrow I’d be sitting with a Detective in an interview room telling him all about these women who wanted me to kill this poor guy off

I told my friend about this and she said:

” Everyone knows boys are the source of Cooties.”

I suppose that explanation is as good as any other.