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It Was Tragic

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When I was a kid
my Mom used to buy boxes of Otter Pops
and of course
me and my brother and sister all loved Raspberry the best.
Out of a 75 Pops in a Box there was only six Raspberries in a box, which was not good.
We used to fight over them, and we argued so much my Mom was about to impose
an Otter Pop Embargo on the three of us.
So.
As I watched our supply of Otter Pops dwindling
I came up with a brilliant plan-
I told them the Lime Otter Pops
( of which were more then half of what were in the boxes )
turned your Pee Green
( get it ha ha ha )
and as they predictably fought over the Pee Green Pops
I got the blue ones
all to myself.
Yes.
This is a true story, so don’t ask.

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Left to right: Armstrong, Collins, Aldrin
The Apollo 11 Crew ( and damn it, if you don’t know their names just toddle on back to your phone and Twitter or do whatever it is you’ve done to divorce yourself from the world because this post will mean nothing to you ) wants the President ( and that includes the rest of us of course ) to begin to think about returning to the Moon and to Mars.
The thing of it is, I think there is one big obstacle to making this goal and it’s not money.
The big obstacle to reaching Mars is that nobody dreams anymore.
People do not wonder anymore, they don’t imagine anymore because- well, I’m at a loss there because the human brain loves to be fed ideas and only an idiot would starve it to death, right? I mean would you deny yourself food or water because it takes to much effort on your part to open your mouth to chew and swallow?
Still.
Look around you:
Movies are based on Computer Game Characters, music sounds the same ON PURPOSE and people are walking around wired to their cellphones where they are fed ideas by a machine because God help us all if we have to create a thought on our own.
Go back to the Moon? Make it to Mars? Who is going to get us there? A Twitter Addict? A Facebook Group? An American Idol Fan? Enlighten me, because if this is where we spend most of our time I can’t see people making it to their backyard to chat with a neighbor over their fence let alone taking the time to wonder how to get to Mars.
So where does it start?
Here’s an idea, I use it myself before I write:
The next time you are flying on a plane, or sailing on a boat or a Ferry or when you see something strange where nothing strange should be visible-
Wonder about it.
LINKS:
MARS EXPLORATION ROVER MISSION

NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope has captured a new, infrared view of the choppy star-making cloud called M17, or the Swan nebula.

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A few months after my cat Wolfgang died back in 2007, I decided that he could never be replaced.
Besides.
I had my three other cats who my brother referred to as ” Womb Mates ” because they all came from the same litter
and two dogs.
A few months after Wolfie died this friend of mine shows up at my work and he looks like he just get caught raiding the cookie jar and he tells me he caught a cat in a cat trap and was on his way to the Humane Society to drop the cat off.
So I go out to look at what I think is a stray cat and when my friend opens the back of his Jeep up I see this beautiful black cat laying on back and he’s playing with his paws.
So this cat looks at me and meows at me and that looks on his face says, ” So what took you so long to get here lady?”
I grab the cage and right there named him Carl Kolchak, in honor of the TV character who got his start in the Seattle Underground- which is technically where my warehouse is.
It never occured to me this wasn’t the right thing to do.
In case you’re wondering, when I introduced Kolchak to his new ‘family’ the only problem I had was that Blitzer chased him under the sideboard a couple of times- which wasn’t a big deal because not only does he do that to his brothers he’s tried to do it to my dogs who can only manage to get their heads under there- and that’s because they’re good sports.
So Wolfgang never was replaced.
I guess what did happen was that Kolchak found us.
That’ll teach me, life has a funny way of going on- even when you don’t want it too.

:::David Tennant and John Barrowman
and The Kiss:::
Making Sci-Fi
more interesting since
July 2009
photo by: Anna Altheide
An amateur astronomer in Australia named Anthony Wesley was taking pictures of the planet Jupiter when he discovered a hole in it the size of the Earth.
Science says it was probably a comet that made the hole.
Science is probably right which is lucky for us, because if I was right it would have been caused by Aliens headed straight for us right now- one that involved vicious space monsters who fly around in ships piloted by the enslaved brains of the lifeforms from the millions of planets they have conquered.
Go on.
Admit it.
You wish I was right, don’t you?
By the way
if you were doing a google search and typed in Alien Invasion and thought you were going to find a story about Lou Dobbs and Rush Limbaugh’s Mythical Mexican Invasion- you’re an idiot and you deserved to have me waste two minutes of your pathetic life.