Remember in ” A Christmas Story ” how Ralphie gets hit in the eye with an icicle?
Do you know that those things can get you underwater too?
:::This is a great idea:::
LONDON, Dec. 14 (UPI) — Workers in London paid to offer poor Christmas present wrapping services through CrapWrap say customers will get exactly what they expect. Wrapper Kevin Smith said those who decide to pay for the $5.90 holiday service from Firebox.com will receive a gift wrapped with little or no skill so any individual can claim to have wrapped it themselves, The Mail on Sunday reported.
Just in case you’re stuck for something to give to that person who has everything may I suggest…
Fishy Flip Flops!
You don’t even have to wrap them in Christmas paper…you can wrap them in newspaper and make your ” greenie” friends happy- which is exactly what you should be doing over the Christmas Holidays anyway.
ps
found this awesome Christmas song..enjoy
Fat Les – Naughty Christmas
Irregular Bones 
hmm, wonder where I can get an octopus for my tree….
oh and that crapwrap thing is quite genuine, in case anyone was wondering, lol.
As for Christmas songs, how about this one?
http://youtu.be/IDR5OMELmto
That’s about what customers at the bookstore I worked at got when they asked me to giftwrap their books- seriously, we didn’t offer the service but if it wasn’t busy I’d get suckered into it.I wish I would have thought to call it Crapwrap. That’d have warned them.
And I’m posting that vid Dev…its around here somewhere but hey, if it was good the first time it’ll be good the second time … but chances are its around here like a dozen times at LEAST LOL