Dear NASA

So NASA thanks for sending the one Space Shuttle you allocated to the West Coast to L.A.

 Not that I am pleased you passed over Washington state … but you did manage to piss of  some Texas politicians in the process which no matter how you look at is always good for a laugh.

Texas seems to feel your decision was Political and I would have to agree with that. On the other hand, California doesn’t want to secede from the Union and if Texas ever actually does that  they would have to give the Shuttle back to the lawful owner, which is of course the United States of America.

So I still love you NASA but sending us that stupid  full fuselage trainer, which is a full-scale mockup of the space shuttle, minus the wings ( seriously…no WINGS? ) made us feel like we were going to the Prom with our cousin because we couldn’t get a real date.

That sucks sweetheart, it really does.

So just promise me that if you guys find a UFO and Space Aliens that you don’t send the Aliens to Arizona because they’ll just put them on a bus and send them to Mexico and don’t, for the love of God send the UFO to my home state because it will get turned into a drive through espresso stand where the baristas will probably wear nothing but tinfoil and a smile.

Till then, stay precious.

Love From

Anita’s Irregular Bones