I was at the movies last weekend and they showed short clips- a couple were okay but one was a stupid- it was about these guys who made snuff films.
The ending was predictable, the beginning was predictable and I couldn’t tell you about the middle because I was busy eating my popcorn -what can I say, I haven’t been to the movies in ages and I realized as I started eating my theatre popcorn how much I really love the stuff.
So, as I tuned into the short film clips they were showing I thought to myself- you know what else I miss?
The concession stand commercials.
They were true works of film art.
I can say that because this is my blog.
So
THERE.
Irregular Bones 
Try mixing a box of Maltezers through a box of theatre popcorn….mmmmmm……salty, sweet chocolatey crunchy goodness. I believe that’s what they eat in the afterlife. In mine anyway!
Jelly Beans taste just as good too- with lots and lots of butter tho’ mmmmmmmm