The American Veterinarian Association in Seattle, Washington asked the famous Pike Place Market Fish Throwers to open their convention – which is pretty neat because tourists from all over the world go to the Pike Place Market to watch the Fish Throwers at work and if I could get these guys to show up at one of my parties I’d be thrilled.

Now, if you’re not familiar with the Fish Throwers this may all sound kind of weird because indeed Vendors from the Pike Place Market do they toss and catch Fish- if you can’t quite see that think  tossing Pizza dough they toss fish.

It’s awesome.

But strange.

But this weirdness has been topped.

A Spokeswoman from PETA wants to replace the dead fish with Rubber Fish and then the Spokeswoman compared the fish throwing with tossing around dead kittens.

I don’t know who this spokeswoman from PETA  is- her name is Lindsay Rajt and she’s from Norfolk, Virginia still, stranger to me or not-  I would like to nominate her for Queen of The Dingbats- unless of course Lindsay Rajt thinks that she would be cruel to the  sitting Dingbat Queen to take her throne. She probably thinks it would be like cutting the legs off of a Giraffe or something like that.

For real, how did Lindsay Rajt find this event? Did she GOOGLE dead fish and throw? My friends and I GOOGLE weird stuff just to see what we  can get, but when that’s going on we’ve probably been  drinking and want to see who can write the idiot post of the night- so we’ve got an excuse.

But I was wondering: after PETA attempt to save the dead fish at the Convention are they going to go to the Pike Place Market and toss fish heads soaked in super glue at the tourists and Fish Vendors? From there will they go on and liberate Goldfish from their bowls held captive by gawking Kindergarteners and Preschoolers across the rest of King County?  

If what PETA want is attention they shouldn’t be trying to scam free press  by making a scene with the Pike Place Market and the people who work there.  SOME people have to work for a living- not all of us can get money from PETA by  showing our  naked  butts on billboards to help them further their agenda.