Back in B.G. ( that is before GOOGLE )

way back  in the olden days we may have been a little less informed but we had a lot more fun.

Like when 500 Miles by the Proclaimers came out a bunch of my friends asked me what

what “haverin’ ” meant and I said

I didn’t know

which was a lie

and they didn’t believe me so I said it’s the sound guys made when they, um, were happy… you know in bed…

and they thought it was true

and sometimes

they’d say it in that context.

God.

Sometimes I really hate the Internet.

Seriously

cover version

500 Miles

by

The Toy Dolls