So I have this neighbor that my entire family has known for over 20 years.

When I told her my nephew died she didn’t call to pass her condolences on to the Family- who at times were the only people on the block who would speak to her.

Nope.

Instead she called the City to complain about the grass being to tall along my fence that does not line her property.

Anyone want to buy my house?

 It borders

 The Inner Circle of Hell

so you’ll save boodles on your heating bills during the winter

and right now

Hell is Freezing over so it’s pretty cool around here despite the warm weather….