The Panty Bandits

So.

In Colorado these two robbers wore panties ( well…Thongs to be precise ) over their faces ( well noses I guess ) in an attempt to disguise themselves during an armed robbery.

Hey, I’m surprised that a guy who would wear a panty on his face would carry a gun during an armed robbery…if I had to put a weapon into the hand of a Panty Bandit it would be one of those fake Lasar Blasters or Rifle Blasters that they use Battlestar Galactica.

But you know.

 it is a brilliant plan.

( The Thong part )

If a guy was wearing a thong on his face while robbing you well…come one could you ID him?

Didn’t think so.

a.m.

2 thong-facemask robbery suspects in custody

Surveillance video shows two robbers wearing thongs for masks.

Story

HERE

16 thoughts on “The Panty Bandits

  1. I have never understood the desire of certain women to wear thong panties… I mean I go out of my way to AVOID that wedgie feeling…..

    Okay, I know, way too much information, Lori……

  2. Nah..you don’t have to say anything Cle

    HOWEVER
    In the Comments column on the right hand side of the blog it says:

    Cle On The Panty Bandits…

    so you know…this post is the gift that keeps on giving.

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