It’s only 63 days till Summer- that’s what they said on the news.
I am SO going to have a talk with the Weatherman
Month: April 2008
Say Who?
I was wondering- mostly because Doctor Who returns to the Sci-Fi Channel tonight ( info HERE )
Who would win in a fight.
Doctor Who.
Or one ( pick your fave Battlestar Galactica Character ) of the Battlestar People.
Hmmm….let me think
Or
Tough Call.
But I’m going with the Doctor.
Guess why.
amm
awesome cat pic from Max’s blog
An Alice Moment
Once I saw a man wearing an expensive business suit and a man in clothes that were torn and dirty – digging a hole together next to the railroad tracks.
I couldn’t imagine under what circumstances these two could ever have met, talked and decided one morning to go out with shovels and start to dig as trains roared and hissed by them, as crows lined the barbed wire topped fence that they climbed-
just so that they could up digging side by side
next to the railroad tracks early one Monday Morning.
When I drove by eight hours later the men were gone and the shovel was resting right there next to the fence.
It was there two days later when I drove by and it was still there a week later and I started to wonder by the third week
about the man in the suit and the homeless man digging side by side next to the railroad tracks.
I went out one Sunday just after sunrise and stood next to the shovel, and then I actually touched the shovel and I wondered about those two men.
And I took the shovel in my hands and laughed and then I put it back and scaled the fence and dropped to the other side and when I did there was a man standing there.
He asked me what I was doing and I told him about the Well Dressed Man and the Not So Well Dressed Man digging through all that rock and hard packed earth.
” Crazy ” said the man.
” No kidding.” I agreed.
” So what do you suppose they were digging for? “
I laughed some more just to show that it didn’t really matter to me.
And then I turned back to the fence and grabbed at it and said, ” We’ll need another shovel “
It’s Funday at I.B.!
Yep.
There most certainly is such a site.
Are you really surprised?
A bunch of Hillary people already hate my guts.
So
I thought I’d tick off Bonnie Tyler Fans Next:
This is a one-pound beefburger fried, topped with
cheese and bacon and sandwiched between two
Krispy Kreme doughnuts
Would I really eat one of those you might ask.
Yes.
Yes I would.
And then I’d have to reply
how could you eat just one?
This scares people.
Wussies.
Check it out HERE
So there you are, a few things to make you laugh as you go into the weekend.
Make the most of it.
They don’t happen everyday you know.
amm
From The Twilight Zone
Without a doubt Rod Serling inspired me to become a writer– and through his writing I was also inspired to become a Political and Human Rights Activist.
So it meant a lot to me to see the Rod Serling Memorial Foundation give a shout out to Barack Obama.
Check it out:
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Thank You Baby Jesus!
Today I learned that at one time those giant candy bars that they used to sell in movie theatres were considered nutritious,- WHOA– am I glad to hear that!
In The Good Ol’ Summer Time
If Only….
Once upon a time
In a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
Self-assured princess
Happened upon a frog as she sat
Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess’ lap
And said: ” Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
And I will turn back
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
And then, my sweet, we can marry
And set up housekeeping in your castle
With my mother,
Where you can prepare my meals,
Clean my clothes, bear my children,
And forever feel
Grateful and happy doing so. “
That night,
As the princess dined sumptuously
On lightly sautéed frog legs
Seasoned in a white wine
And onion cream sauce,
She chuckled and thought to herself:
I don’t fuckin think so.
A Little Something From The Soul
A very nifty Honor from the Writers Group I belong to.
And you bet I’m honored…and flattered.
amm
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When your read their profiles you will fully appreciate why these particular Soul Food votaries have picked up the coveted Soul Food Laurel Crown. The place just would not operate nearly as well without them.
You can applaud now folks 🙂
Heather
Owner
Hillary Clinton crowned World’s Most Biggest Liar
Hillary Clinton has been crowned the World’s Most Biggest Liar by the Guinness Book Of Records.
Clinton claimed she “barely survived sniper fire in Bosnia” and she “was forced to use a little girl as a human shield.” The girl, who is studying to be a doctor, denies the story, but applauds Hillary’s lying skills.
Chelsea Clinton who accompanied her mom on the trip recalls in this interview the ordeal, “The snipers tried to take her hostage after seeing her blond locks of hair”. The snipers contest this story; they would never be attracted to a woman like Chelsea Clinton.
Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is planning her next climb on Mount Everest later in the year, after her final voyage on the space shuttle.
From the SPOOF…
so Clintomaniacs are directed to
send hate mail there.
amm
Irregular Bones 
