God I have one question before I start with our Sunday Chat:
Did you take some PPL time and turn management over to an Intern or did you outsource to Hell or what?
Just put that lightning bolt down Hoss and I’ll explain myself:
Hi God
These were the things that caused me to question your judgement skills this week-
One drunk guy caused a series of three seperate accidents on I-5 down in Tacoma and it shut all the southbound lanes.
I mean I don’t know who is in charge of I-5 but it’s a safe bet to say it ain’t you O Lord Of The Heavens.
And then of course there’s these two Transgender guys that were kicked out of a Mall in Downtown Seattle for using the wrong restroom
In protest people attending the Gender Odyssey Conference held a
Pee In.
No I’m not kidding and No I couldn’t have phrased that differently.
So tell me Supreme Commander
did you inspire the Pee-In?
Yeah, well, actually I do know the answer to that one.
And then here in my very own home town of Mountlake Terrace one of our City Council Members took out a restraining order against another of our City Council Members.
It has something to do with trees and intimadation.
I wished to you I was kidding but I’m not.
So look God the next time you decided to take a few days off
don’t leave anybody in charge.
By the time you get back we’ll all be on our knees down here
thanking you for being there.
See you WAY LATER ( I hope )
I mean
Amen.
Irregular Bones 
I reckon that, if we could be God for a day, we’d all begin to play silly games. It stops the boredom.
Hi Tony!
That’s for sure, I’d make everyone talk backwards and I’d make birds fly upside down…just so the little creatures could get a taste of their own nasty medicine.
amm
Did half of Seattle just put their brains in a box for safe keepking and and forget where they put the box? Ouch – what a week!
I blame it on the coffee.
amm