Did Something Die Under The House Again?

My bad….it’s just Sunday coming around again.

Okay God, it’s just me and you here and it’s Sunday – but we’re going to pretend we’re just two people shooting the breeze because I have some non-churchy issues to discuss with you-

so here we go

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My friend is a good guy, he helps people even when he’s not feeling so well,

he sets aside his own issues to help people when he could retire and sit on a beach somewhere and toss back Pina Coladas until he has depleted the entire Coconut population from the entire planet Earth.

So explain to me God why someone like that gets a message on his answering machine that prompts him to tell his friends;

“remember, I’d never hurt myself and I’d never walk away from any of you without saying goodbye”

You need to look into that one God.

Next 

Someone I know died.

This person used to use their illness to get what they

wanted from people.

This person was shameless

they would say or do anything to get what they wanted from you.

I’m not going to the funeral and when I deleted them

from my e-mail list and phone lists

It felt good

Very Good

I’m going to Hell for that, aren’t I?

Just a heads-up I know that’s going to cost me.

Now, I try to never end our Sunday Chat on a bad

note

I really try to be thankful for the good things in my life

Like my friends

and my family

( which are one in the same to me )

and I’m truly thankful for living in Snohomish County

because stuff like this happens:

A woman in Everett, Washington is trying to sell

some genuine Oscars and the

The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences

is sueing to stop her from doing it.

All I can say to them is,

you don’t know what you’re messing with boys and girls

Here in Snohomish we aren’t your regular type Humans.

Saddle up cause it’s going to be a rough ride.

 

Okay God

I’m going to turn you lose now

I’ll see you next Sunday

try, if it’s at all possible,  to do the Mercy thing

some of us are in need of it right now

Later.

I mean no, it’s

” Amen “

and I’ll see you next Sunday

 Come Hell or High Water

( IT’S A JOKE !)

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6 thoughts on “Did Something Die Under The House Again?

  1. I will pray for person number one. (the Pina Coloda destroyer).

    I just saved contestant number two’s info into my email address book so that I could delete it too. (I didn’t want you to be alone). I don’t think we go to hell for avoiding crappy people. I don’t think God put us on earth to be pin cushions. You should have loved her AMM, but avoiding her for what you knew of her was a wise choice. We don’t change people; we can only change the impact they have on us by increasing or decreasing our availability to them.

    But what the hell do I know?

    As far as Oscar mamma, I will attempt to join her as well. I have a 1st place ribbon that names me the Duncan Yo-Yo champion of 5th grade summer camp. I will be putting it on E-bay in the morning. I dare the academy to come after me.

    I double dare them.

  2. Good point, Anthony.

    Charlie, I’m with ya too on this one. There’s a whole lot of people I need to be loving from far, far away….

    AM, pass the strawberry margarita pitcher.

    L.

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