What A Burn

I learned this great joke this weekend- want to hear it?

I thought so….

A few summers ago there was this huge fire in a chemical plant, the fire burned so hot and spread so fast that fire departments from all over the County and even other cities were called in to battle the fierce blaze.

When all the fire fighters and fire engines show up all they can do is park at the top of the hill over looking the chemical plant and watch the fire burn because it’s just to intense of a fire to get near.

And then from nowhere this little volutneer fire truck full of Volunteer fire fighters go tearing by all of the big Engines- they weave between all of those cars and grounded helicopters and hundreds of reporters and they bomb down the hill straight towards the Chemical Plant.

They stop just short of the blaze they jump out of their truck and they start fighting the fire.

Wouldn’t you know it? They managed to do enough to fight the fire down  that  all of the other engines are able to come in and together they all stop the blaze.

Weeks later the Chemical Plant Owners hold a special award luncheon for the Volunteer Fireman and they give them a check for ten thousand dollars.

” So how will your department use this award? ” asks the Chemical Plant owner.

And the Volunteer Fire Chief says, ” Well, first thing we’re gonna do is replace the brakes on our Fire Engine.”

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