An Onion, A Frog and a Boat or…

It’s the Law Baby

Deal with it.

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this is a special report from the I.B. Staff

Our lawmakers here in Washington State have declared that we honor the following:

See this Onion?

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It’s called a Walla Walla Sweet Onion.

Don’t mess with it.

It’s got friends in high places in the Washington State Government.

That’s more then I can say for myself and I pay taxes.

Plus I vote.

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Now take a good look at this little frog.

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It’s called

A Pacific Chorus Frog.

It’s our official State Amphibian.

It’s only 5 centimeters long

the males are smaller then the females

and their toes are sticky.

Round these parts we call our friend

The Honorable

Pseudacris Regilla

Don’t laugh.

A Paper in Oregon thought what we did was Cool.

God.

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And this is our Official State Ship

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The Lady Washington

Actually, this is a good one.

She’s been in the movies

she’s a celebrity

and she’s never forgotten to wear her underwear

We’re proud of her round the old Puget Sound.

Darn Proud.

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7 thoughts on “An Onion, A Frog and a Boat or…

  1. I’m glad to see that your state assembly is hard at work solving those really big problems. Crazy hammer-wielding whack-jobs can roam the streets but darn y’all got a good tasting onion up there.

    (Sounds like they’ve taken lessons from my state assembly people……………….)

  2. Don’t you know that the “we the people” clause has been deleted from our federal and state constitutions? Gets in the way of a lot of good lobbying.

    At least it seems so sometimes.

  3. Actually, I just read the article on the frog— I suppose having some third-graders help introduce a bill is a good civic’s lesson. But the ship? Can’t figure the angle out on that one.

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