The Eighth Deadly Sin or Who Makes The Rules Around Here Anyway?

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Post A Day Prompt: Eighth Deadly Sin

It was something to think about: If you could create the Eighth Deadly Sin what would it be?

I felt like a kid in a candy store.

People do so many idiotic things that you could nail them for. I mean where to start?

Okay. Deadly Sin should do what it says. If you commit this sin the consequences are going to be deadly. Plus you’re for sure going to Hell.

So if I could pick a new one I’d stay with the theme. It’d have to be something people do at least one of every single day : wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

Ok. Here it is.

Laughter.

If you laugh you go to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200.00

 No more laughing when your trying to belittle someone and that laugh, that smile is just one more knife for you to stick in their eye and twist. No more laughing at jokes or movies or happy memories.

And if you do. Boom. You’re in a cuddle puddle with demons. And not the cute ones like they have on the TV show Supernatural.

And if you think so I’d agree: Yes indeed that is twisted and mean.

But isn’t that what the Deadlies are? Don’t we all get angry?  Love to eat too much ( Hello Christmas and Thanksgiving ) Aren’t there days when you just don’t want to wear anything but yesterday’s t-shirt and your favorite ripped up jeans or sweatpants? And on those days when you’re not fitting into your favorite outfit  don’t tell me you wouldn’t  sell a kidney to look like someone on tv.

It’s okay. We’ve all been there.

Seriously. Who decided to make being human not just a sin, but a deadly one?

But this is my blog and my post and my response to the prompt and I have made Laughter The Eighth Deadly Sin.

You just laughed at that didn’t you?

Uh Oh. Uh Oh For You To The Max.

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Is There A Doctor In The House?

I want to know what’s going to happen to The Doctor on Doctor Who…and I’ve decided to try figuring it out the old fashioned way.

Oh sure.

Powers of Deduction- who do you think I am?

 Sherlock Holmes?

Get a grip.

I’m talking about Black Magic.

And don’t look at me like that- many a Politician and Super Model have used the Dark Arts to their advantage.

So here we go.

I’ve got a Ouji Board:

 

And the Planchette:

Now, place your fingers lightly  on the planchette-your index fingers smarty pants okay…now we place our fingers on the Planchette and chant

Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here
Mocha-choca-lata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade….

Quit laughing… it’s the only chant I know and  this won’t work if you laugh- okay…here’s my request to the Spirit World quit laughing or you won’t hear it:

I want to know if David Tennant is going to be in the next season of Doctor Who- ooooohhhh the sounds of silence…I guess that means I go on with:

Spirits of The Board….

What will happen to The Doctor in the upcoming episode, ” Turn Left “- specifically…will  David Tennant still be the Doctor?

and the answer is:

S-T-A-R-T 

D-R-I-N-K-I-N-G

UH-OH.

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07/18/08 Turn Left 9/8 C Sci Fi 

 

 

Donna’s entire world collapses, but there’s no sign of the Doctor, as Russell T Davies’s Bafta Award-winning time-travelling drama continues. Instead, she finds help from a mysterious blonde woman – a traveller from a parallel universe. But, as Donna and Rose Tyler combine forces, are they too late to save the whole of creation from the approaching darkness?