It’s new ( well to me )
it’s exciting.
There a story about this giant fish and dog and…um.
Go see it for yourself here:
when you’re done visit
The Struggling Writer.
He shouldn’t have to Struggle
He’s THAT good.
Enjoy.
You will.
Promise
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In Case Somebody Asks…
So today I spent time in Spokane.
I stayed in a room next to a river, where I did some writing and ordered room service.
I ate Pizza, Crab Cakes and drank Cranberry Juice with a little Sprite added in for some bubbles.
Which I love
You know bubbles.
I love bubbles.
Anyway.
I felt like one of those spoiled, thin well kept women.
Oh.
In case anybody ask you…
God is in Spokane, Washington.
It’s a fact.
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Not Tonight Sweetie…
Last week some chuckle-head blogger who said Rachael Ray was throwing secret signs to terrorists distracted me from celebrating Friday.
Friday aka David Tennant Day- which is pretty much a religious holiday here at The Bones- was put on hold because sometimes chuckle-heads and chowder-brains just need to be dealt with.
But today…let me say with determination and conviction…
Ladies and Gentlemen
THE DOCTOR IS IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and Friday’s Episode of Doctor Who looks like the reason why TV’s were invented.
YES
I believe that.
6/13/08 The Unicorn And The Wasp 8.30 / 7.30 Sci Fi
In 1926, Agatha Christie disappeared for 10 days. Was it amnesia? A nervous breakdown? Or a Giant Alien Wasp..? As Russell T Davies’s Bafta Award-winning time-travelling drama continues, the Doctor and Donna join forces with the world’s most famous crime novelist to encounter a body in the library, poisoned cocktails and a Vespiform seeking revenge.
Visit The Unicorn And The Wasp
Have a great Friday you all.
Word Up
It’s all about words today here at the Bones.
If you could banish a word from the English Language what would it be?
Me.
I would flush the word boing.
Heck.
I wouldn’t even bother to flush it, I’d take a plunger and jam it down the first toilet I could get too before I could stomp it out of existance.
Who the hell came up with that one?
Boing.
It serves no darn purpose.
Oh and while I’m at it I say we loose Awesome…I don’t hate the word Awesome I just think it would be funny to see what happens if people can’t short cut a view by heading down ‘awesome avenue’ instead of EXPLAINING why they think something is so spectacular it sucks the air out fo their lungs and makes them feel that the Universe is truly a very big place and that feeling sends a tingle up and down their spine.
So … think about it what word would you like to lose?
So One Day I’m Walking By This Mental Hospital….
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13…13….13…13.’
(Yeah, I know, you are surprised that I was on the OUTSIDE)
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting. ’14…14…14…14….’.
Go Fish!
Do you know I have never written about Monkeys?
God knows why I haven’t done it yet.
I love monkeys.
I love monkeys because they drive Creationists nuts…I mean, Dinosaurs don’t seem to bother them..but Monkeys?
They HATE monkeys.
Anyway.
I love monkeys.
And today I’m writing about them because these Scientists found some monkeys in Thailand that can fish.
Hey.
I’m willing to bet two Pez dispenser and a pack of Grape flavored Pez that those little Monkeys could do that all along.
Geeze.
It doesn’t count unless a Scientist sees it?
Wow.
Does that mean I don’t exist until a Scientist sees me?
Tue Jun 10, 6:59 AM ET
A long-tailed macaque monkey looks for fish in a river in Lesan, East Kalimantan, Indonesia, in Sept. 2007. Long-tailed macaque monkeys have a reputation for knowing how to find food, whether it be grabbing fruit from jungle trees or snatching a banana from a startled tourist. Now, researchers say they have discovered groups of the silver-haired monkeys in Indonesia that fish.
(AP Photo/Mel White)
The Panty Bandits
So.
In Colorado these two robbers wore panties ( well…Thongs to be precise ) over their faces ( well noses I guess ) in an attempt to disguise themselves during an armed robbery.
Hey, I’m surprised that a guy who would wear a panty on his face would carry a gun during an armed robbery…if I had to put a weapon into the hand of a Panty Bandit it would be one of those fake Lasar Blasters or Rifle Blasters that they use Battlestar Galactica.
But you know.
it is a brilliant plan.
( The Thong part )
If a guy was wearing a thong on his face while robbing you well…come one could you ID him?
Didn’t think so.
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Surveillance video shows two robbers wearing thongs for masks.
Story
A Little Dedication
Just a little shout out to the Oil Sucking Demons that have nested in the White House.
Trick Of The Trade
So.
You want to know what I do
when serious people
ask me
serious questions about the things I write?
I answer by writing posts about David Tennant.
Seriously.
Ha.
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