Thank You Baby Jesus

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It was a rough commute to work this morning- road rage people are worse on Fridays because there aren’t as many people for them to attempt to kill on the weekends I guess.

So what could cheer me up after almost being murdered in a crosswalk by a Lexus?

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I got to work and found out Kangaroo Farts could save the world.

Australian scientists are trying to give kangaroo-style stomachs to cattle and sheep in a bid to cut the emission of greenhouse gases blamed for global warming, researchers say(AFP/File) 

Thank You Baby Jesus- I needed the laugh.

 

 

 

Chuck A Sickie

Hi Everybody! 

This is stuff I learned while I waited to see if the storm that hit Washington State would make my toilet overflow… 

First of all here some pictures of some flooding from around Mountlake Terrace, Washington…I didn’t take them- I pulled them from HERE

They look dramatic but I should say these shots are in ‘hollows’ and that the areas shown aren’t huge…but if it’s your car or apartment pictured here then it probably feels like your entire world is under water.

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We didn’t get any flooding near my house- unless you count the ‘accidents’ three of  my cats  had because they refused to go outside to use the bathroom during the storm(s).

Well two of them had accidents-

Meet Blitzer

( he’s the third cat )

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Blitzer drank water non-stop

ON PURPOSE…don’t ask me how I know, I just do.

 

I also learned this great expression ( as I worried about my plumbing )

To chuck a sickie:

It’s a saying they use in Australia.

It means to take a day off sick from work when you are fine.

My goal is to use this phrase at least once a day for a week. I’ll let you know how it goes.

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According to my post rankings ( which briefly distacted me from my Sewer Fears ) I learned that my readers- pictured below-

( oh come on…where’s your sense of humor? )

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 are into Alcohol, Exorcisms and Bruce Campbell…though some of you seem to be flirting with David Tennant ( traitors! )

and here’s what I learned about Politics ( which brought me straight back to thinking about my toilet ) : This Louis Black On Homeland Security… 🙂  He says it’s all about duct tape and Electro Shock Therapy. I did NOT know that.

I’ll be darned.

Warning…nasty words alert- careful where you play this!

 

So that was what I learned…and thanks for asking- no my toilet did not overflow.

YAY!

 

 

It’s Haka Time

A haka is a traditional dance form of the Māori of New Zealand. It is a posture dance with shouted accompaniment, performed by a group

okay, okay…here’s the read deal…enjoy!

 

Ahoy Bruce

The public has spoken!

This is the BEST Commerical Ever Made:

Maybe there are better commericals out there. And maybe I’m a Chinese jet pilot…
The Coolest Commercial Ever Made. Period.

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Men don’t get angry when their wives fantasize about Bruce Campbell during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

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I swear, is there anything he can’t do?

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and here it is!

Check Under It’s Tail

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My Grandfather was from Canada

He told me he used to ride a dogsled to school.

He lied.

I wish I’d seen this post at Max’s years ago- it would have explained a lot. And I still wouldn’t be smarting over the fact no one really rides a dog sled to school.

They don’t do they?

Take A Write Here

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 new The Big News at the Soul Food Cafe is that the yearly Advent Calander has ” Gone Live”

The 2007 AdventURE Calendar will guide all those people who would like to dive off the deep end and actually participate within the WEB 2.0 environment of the Soul Food Cafe. This is your opportunity to find the reason to create a blog, join a vibrant interactive community and test run a box full of exciting, free, web tools.

Take a Look- it’s a fun project!

TEQUILA COOKIES

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 OR
how I survive the holidays

    1 cup of dark brown sugar
    1 cup (2 sticks) butter
    1 cup of granulated sugar
    4 large eggs
    2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 tsp salt
    1 tsp fresh lemon juice
    1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
    2 cups all-purpose flour
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

 
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
 
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
 
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.
 
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.  Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
 
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
 
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
 
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.  Check the Jose Cuervo.
 
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
 
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.  Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
 
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.