I write stories about Werewolves that cheat at cards and stories about Funeral Directors who get buried alive and Devils that ride buses to work in the morning.
However,
had I written something like this
no one would have believed it and I would have drawn a red slash right across each and every page and started over again:
If you’re in the MSM
this is no
time
to be be cute or coy in describing the
stunt
that the McCain Camp pulled.
Yesterday Sarah ” Caribou Barbie ” didn’t play
she’s not some Pop Star or Celebuetard.
What the Moose Eating, Wolf Butchering, Buy Your Own Rape Kit, former Beauty Queen
tried to do was ban the Press
and control the news
and silence the journalist.
Something wicked this way comes?
Too late.
It’s already here.
No
McCain
No Palin
NO WAY!
The beauty of it is this:
One of these days Caribou Barbie’s running mate John ( No Change ) McCain is going to open his mouth and he’s going to say what he really thinks.
At that point I’m willing to bet that on the day that happens we will never see another Republican in a position of authority again.
Until then
we will just have to let my heroes at Secret Sauce paint draw us a picture
and tell us the story
about what goes on inside of
McCains’s Brain.
Visit Secret Sauce
So today I heard that Caribou Barbie cancelled her upcoming appearance at a fundraiser here in Washington State.
Well.
Thanks for making the days a little less exciting, a little drabber- thanks for NOTHING Caribou Barbie.
You could have brought joy and excitement to the people of Washington State-
we could have organized rallies and invited young people who can’t afford to go to College and working Moms and Single Dads and all of people who are losing their homes to show up and wave signs around with your name on it to tell us what they think you could do bring to the Country- should God forbid- anything happen to John McInsanity McCain.
We even could have held fundraisers like bake sales where the main prize at the Silent Auction could have been a giant cake that looks like a Bridge and little cupcakes under it shaped like the Exxon Valdez.
And as a way to involve everyone across the state we could have held a series of charity Hockey games ( and not told the people who actually owned the Ice Rinks we were showing up…sort of like what you did with that sports center in Wasilla ) and everyone who played- even the guys- could have worn lipstick and helmets shaped like dogs heads.
The highlight of your visit could have been your entrance.
For your grand entrance we could have had little kids a dressed up like Polar Bears and three legged wolves running around screaming, ” The Mavericks are Coming, The Mavericks are Coming! ” as you raced your way down the street after them on a Snowmachine while wearing an Alaskan Independence Party T-Shirt and your husband’s name written on your forhead in red sharpie pen.
Those are such great ideas Caribou Barbie, it’s a shame that we can’t….
hey
you know what?
We could do these things without you.
Yes.
!Yes We Can!
Let’s Have Some Fun
with
David Tennant.
I know, I know, you all want me to write about Politics and Gummy Bear Porn but sometimes you just have to say what the Hell and do something for the heck of it.
So Please.
Try.
Try
to
enjoy this.
a.m.
Trick Or Treat
With David Tennant
PT 1
PT 2
PT 3
According to some map on CNN Washington State is ‘ up for grabs ‘ because all of us out here in the Pacific Northwest are SO in love with Caribou Barbie.
So here’s some insight from:
a woman
who is from Washington State
and can take a joke- which is what this survey must have been:
Okay CNN guys…good one but here are some facts about Washington State-
First of all:
The last time we had a Republican Governor was in 1980 and the last time our state went to a Republican Presidential candidate was in 1984. I doubt if we would entertain the thought of supporting a Republican candidate like McCain who has to date told 52 whopping big lies that are now plastered all over Youtube and the internet and his VP Pick Chick who thinks that being able to see Russia from her back yard counts as Foreign Policy Experience.
Washington state has given things to the world like Jimmy Hendrix, Mount St. Helens and the Lady Washington– that bitchin’ ship that was used in the Star Trek Movie ” Generations ” as well as the “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies
and
FYI one of the ” Founding Fathers ” of Seattle was a woman named Lou Graham – she was a Madam.
Like Frank Sinatra said, we do it our way in Washington State.
We’re not going to get into lockstep with a bunch of Republicans from Alaska. I’m not saying anything bad about Alaska but Hell the reality is, we’re not even in lockstep with the Eastern half of our own state.
So whatever it was they were drinking at CNN when they came up with that factoid- share it with the rest of us.
We could all use a good laugh about now.
Do you know if you Google ‘David Tennant’ and put in
‘Best Of ‘
you get the following:
David Tennant is an actor.
He happens to be very good at what he does – he stars as ” Doctor Who ” and he’s done some wicked great projects.
But someone somewhere thought this picture was
” the best of David Tennant “
How shallow, how sexist,
how right they are
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