Blame It On Pam

 

This is NOT a terrorist.

This is a cook from the Food Network.

Following me so far?

This is a Terrorist

His name is Osama Bin Laden.

Keep up here-

Food Network Cook Rachael Ray:

Terrorist.

Here is the idiot and the idiot post that started this conversation

which I feel a need to address

instead of doing my traditional Friday Fun Post about David Tennant:

The controversial ad, which appeared earlier this month on the doughnut chain’s Web site to promote its iced coffee, came under fire nearly two weeks ago when  blogger Pam Geller posted it under the headline “Rachel [sic] Ray: Dunkin Donuts Jihad Tool.”

“Have you seen Rachel [sic] Ray wearing the icon of Yasser Arafatbastard and the bloody Islamic jihad,” Geller wrote. “This is part of the cultural jihad..”

 

Pam this is NOT Cultural Jihad

The only act of terrorism I see here is YOU blowing David Tennant Day

at Irregular Bones

straight to Hell.

…you tool Pam

Look

shut the Hell up and don’t do this to Irregular Bones Again.

Now I have to go to Dunkin Donuts and buy lots and lots of donuts and then I’m going to say Rachael sent me.

Guess what I’ll be wearing when I do…

go on GUESS.

 

 

Sue

Today I found out my brother’s ex-girlfriend died.

She had a disease called Cerebellar Ataxia but what got her was pneumonia.

Her name is Sue and she and my brother have a son named Andy.

Andy has Cerebellar Ataxia too- he’s blind and can’t walk or control his facial muscles and it’s difficult for him to talk, he takes his food through a tube. He’s in his early 20’s and never learned to drive a car, he’s never traveled or had a girlfriend he loves the TV show “Friends”.

He’s in a nursing home.

That’s Andy’s life now- that’s what he grew up to do- to end up bedridden in a nursing home.

I really hate life today.

But that doesn’t mean I don’t intend to make the most of it- I intend to enjoy making every freaking damn second of it count.

For Andy and Sue.

If You Tried

I’ve heard it for years now.

” You could be pretty…if you tried. “

Guess what- I have tried.

Lots of times.

I think I have the right to ‘ not try ‘ anymore.

Shallow Bastards.

I really should do something about the company I keep.

Roaring Through My 20’s

When I was a kid I wanted to be a Flapper.

I wanted to wear those cool clothes and have that edgy haircut and have boys coming to my house in Model T Fords-preferably painted yellow.

I wanted to hang out in Speakeasys

and smoke cigarettes from long cigarette holders and say things like ” that’s the bee’s knees alright ” when something impressed me and I wanted to say in a low sexy gravely voice that could make people blush ” Did you see Anne’s new Sheik? He’s the Cat’s Pajama’s”

Oh wait.

I do say things like ” The Bee’s Knees ” and “Cat’s Pajama’s” and when a guys are off the scale gorgeous I do think of them as Sheiks ( as in Valentino Sexy and if you don’t know who he was, Google him )

And be warned nobody can do the Charleston as good as me- well, nobody my age anyway.

So how did a Punk Rocker born in 1964 find her way back to the 1920’s and come back again as an Honorary Flapper?

Other Grandmothers take their Grand-kids to the Park and to the Beach.

My Grandma sent me on a trip to the roaring 20’s.

My Grandmother and her Sisters- who in their day weren’t just on the cutting edge of the 1920’s it sounded to me like they stood on the blade itself and jumped up and down all over it.

I grew up on their stories about the advent of extreme makeup styles and short hair for women and the music- which seemed to have a preoccupation with fruit, booze and love. 

When they would tell me about having to sneak out to change their clothes so that they could ‘ look modern’ and the lengths they went through just to wear makeup and find boyfriends and get their haircut short I would think how sweet and silly and innocent that all sounded.

One day after we traded a few wild stories that started because we had been discussing my music and motorcycle riding and new black leather jacket  ripped up jeans and black eyeshadow and  safety pin look I remember my Grandmother sort of looked over to one of her sisters and they didn’t laugh or chuckle or tell me how exciting my life sounded.

In fact, if anything they seemed a bit under-impressed.

And then my Grandmother winked and said how silly and fun and innocent it all sounded.

And looking back on it now and looking at the world my Nieces are living in and what it’s like for them now days- I’m starting to think she was was right.

What About Meredith?

I’d like you to meet Meredith.

She’s a murder victim.

This is Amanda, she’s a suspect in Meredith’s Murder:

Here in Seattle, Washington there have been enough words in defense of Amanda Knox  to pave the I-5 from one end of the state to the other.

But there have been few, if any words for Meredith.

Amanda’s family have been supported and sympathized for in the press-which something I doubt you’d see from our local journalists if Amanda had been the victim and a ” stranger ” was being held as a suspect in the King County Jail and that suspects family were asking for the same sympathetic coverage.

So I am left asking myself the question:

What about Meredith?

She was a person, she became a murder victim and the press here in Seattle has come a breath away from painting Meredith as a dark little cloud full of rain that showered itself all over the promising  life of Amanda Knox.

What happened to Meredith needs to be answered for- and until that question is answered I think ALL of the suspects in this case should stay exactly where they are.

After all, at the end of the day the suspects will get to either walk towards judgement or they will get to go home.

Meredith will not be going anywhere.

She was buried on December 14, 2007

Meredith Kercher's funeral

News Stories:

Meredith suspects remain in jail

By Daniel Knowles

Meredith Kercher's funeral

Miss Kercher’s sister Stephanie (right) comforts a mourner after the funeral service, in which Stephanie read a poem composed for the occasion.

Meredith Kercher funeral

UPDATE

On December 4, 2009

Amanda Knox was found guilty of murdering Meredith and sentenced to 26 years in prison.

You Do The Math

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The attacks in this story have been taking place over a two year period. The first version of the story  is mine and I’ve edited it to make a point: 

SEATTLE — Seattle police are still on the hunt for a man who is accused of groping 21 women over a three-year period. And now police believe the man is getting more violent.

… reports that the man appears to be targeting COLLEGE GIRLS as they walked to and from three CAMPUS PARKING LOTS AFTER CLASSES

Now a story like this would have been all over the Cable News Networks with wall to wall coverage…so why hasn’t that happened?

MIGHT it be because this is the way the story actually reads:

SEATTLE — Seattle police are still on the hunt for a man who is accused of groping 21 women over a three-year period. And now police believe the man is getting more violent.

Our newspaper partner, the Seattle P-I, reports that the man appears to be targeting Asian women as they walk to and from three bus stops in the Beacon Hill area.

~ ~ ~

This was a comment I found on one of the stories and it’s a back-handed one, but given the way the press has ( not ) covered this issue I guess you can see why the Media doesn’t feel there is an audience receptive to this sort of story:

 

Sounds like a game of
Whoops-There-It-Is…
Only this is no laughing matter. They need to send out some undercover asain (SP by commentator ) cops to catch this creep before he strikes again.
LINK

LINK

No No No

This is Dawn Wells.
She played ” Mary Anne ” on Gilligan’s Island-
Yep.
Mary Ann was driving home with her friend Mary Jane and the rest is Celebrity Photo Mug Shot History.
But here’s the part that gets to me…she’s 69, I can’t imagine getting a call from my Mom or Grandmother and having them  say, ” I’m in jail and you have to bail me out…”
” Grandma! ” I would cry ” WTF happened! ”
( in real life I’d never use the eff word to either of my Grandmothers-deal with it )
” Well honey, they’re charging me with possession.”
Oh Wow.
I can’t even imagine what would happen next….my brain just shut down.

She’d Like To Teach The World To Sing…

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Former First Lady Hillary Clinton brought Peace To
Northern Ireland.

which was a surprise to the Nobel Prize winner Lord Trimble of Lisnagarvey, Former First Minister of the Province who actually participated in the process…

but my point IS…

she did it without the help of  Cocoa-Cola

and

everyone knows

It’s what the world wants today

Geeze

I’m REALLY impressed now

Obama 08

Delete This You Crazy F#$!!!

Somebody went into a community blog that I belong to and deleted her work.

She deleted other works by other writers

and in the end she left me a quarter of what I actually posted.

That’s not much.

All of my works are stored in other places.

But still.

If she could have, would she have erased me there too?

I believe she would have.

SO 

I think it’s War.

And I take no freaking prisoners.

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It’s For The Best Emalee Cupid

I’ve been thinking about words and ideas and how important they are- so I wrote a story about it.

Enjoy

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Towns and Cities can disappear and die just like people. 

Some small towns disappear because the main highway is moved and that brings on death just as surely as if you sever an artery in you arm or leg or neck.

And some small towns disappear from the world because they want to.

Just like people.

First Down Turn disappeared from road signs and then it disappeared from road maps.

At some point most of the phone lines that fed into Down Turn fell against trees and into ditches with the storms that always hit the Olympics during the Winter and Spring. When the last set of lines came down in 1979 no one from the outside world noticed because by then Down Turn had all but disappeared from the rest of the world.

You’d think that the people living in Down Turn must have planned their escape from the world, that it must have taken them years to figure out how to erase the tracks they left as they moved in and out of Down Turn when they went to work or for drives or on vacations.

Nothing that grand happened in Down Turn.

The town just faded away bit by bit- just like a photograph encased in a frame with a dusty sheet of glass hanging on a wall that takes the sun for hours at a time.

If you lived in Down Turn you wouldn’t have noticed that you were cut off from the rest of the Universe or the main highway which was less then three miles away, after awhile you couldn’t hear the trucks or cars going by when the traffic was heavy anymore.

Nobody noticed.

Emalee Cupid was just like her neighbors and friends and co-workers. She was just like the people who came into the town’s library looking for ‘stories’.

She didn’t question why in over 20 years no children had been born or why no one ever changed their hairstyle or clothing style or had even bought a new car.

Emalee Cupid lived along and worked alone and now that the rest of life seemed to mirror the life she had resigned herself too all she felt was…

calm.

One day, it was probably sometime during the start of the week Emalee was fixing the spine on a Stephen King book and she wondered why no one seemed to be writing new books anymore.

The thought was a whisper but it was loud enough to make her wince and that’s when she turned the book in her hands over and saw that the title which should have read

” Salem’s Lot ” now read ” Alems Ot”

” That’s not right. ” she whispered to herself and she slid her thumb over the title thinking there MUST have been something covering the letters.

But there was nothing there- unless you counted the blank spot where the ” S ” and the ” L ” should have been.

Emalee looked around the library hoping that no one else was there to see her mistake.

How on Earth could she have not noticed that the cover of a book that she- the town librarian- had received to stock herself when it first came out had a huge problem like a type error on it’s cover?

She dreaded what she knew she had to do next.

She opened the book and as she flipped from page to page she saw that here and there the page numbers were missing, that words were misspelled and that in some places even the pen and ink pictures that were under the Chapter numbers were only partially visible.

Emalee went to the door and locked it and in a panic she went from book to book, magazine to magazine and found the same exact problem.

So just after lunch Emalee closed the Library and decided she had better talk to somebody- anybody about this awful thing she had let happen in her own library.

For years she must have been buying defective books with the towns money.

There was no hiding this- she had better talk to the person who hired her and that was the Mayor.

Down Turn’s Mayor was Mr Ferndale- the Mayor also owned the little General Store with the post office in the back and he also owned the garage and gas station just across the street.

His Offices were above the Gas Station and that’s where he was the day Emalee Cupid came in with her four defective books and two atlases with entire countries missing from the colored plates inside.

Mayor Ferndale was on the phone and he smiled as he motioned to Emalee to wait.

It didn’t seem right to Emalee to watch him so she went to the window and that’s when she saw the stop sign on the corner.

It was red- like it should be- only the words STOP were…

” What can I do for you Miss Cupid? ” the Mayor asked.

Emalee pointed out the window and found the words she need were …gone.

” Yes. They’ve been missing for a few days now, but really, I think we all know what to do at a four way corner, don’t you? Besides, it’s not like there’s a lot of traffic out there nowadays.”

Emalee walked to his desk and put the books down. ” The words. ” she whispered ” The words are missing. “

” Yes, it’s been happening all over the place. Mrs Carlyle at the Pharmacy is having quite a time adjusting but she’ll make do.”

” This isn’t right. ” she told Mayor Ferndale, you can’t just make do when words start to disappear.”

” Some of us don’t have a problem with it Miss Cupid. Some of us don’t like the clutter that’s made it’s way into our town and into our lives. And words- they’re nasty beasts. Those little monsters suck the very air out of your lungs before you have a chance to scream ” no ” and the racket they make as they tunnel their way into your brain.

It’s deafening. Deafening and messy.

 Really Miss Cupid- think about it, don’t things seem much more quiet  and orderly now?”

” No it isn’t.” Emalee went to his desk and snatched the books up and held them to her chest.Don’t you get it Mr. Ferndale? Those words aren’t clutter, they’re ideas, they’re dreams, they’re voices and if you take them away.”

” What. ” Mayor Fernadale asked

Emalee turned her full attention to the Mayor, she looked him straight in the eyes and when she did she saw the faintest outline of the bookshelf he was sitting in front of looking back at her.

” You take us away too.” she said to the faint outline of Mayor Ferndale.

” It’s for the best Emalee Cupid. You’ll see, it’s all for the best.”