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The Lament Of Sarah Palin

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From the amazing Ronnie Ray Jenkins…this is

 The Official Caribou Barbie Song…

meant to be sung out loud and shared as often as possible.

a.m.

from Ronnie Ray Jenkins site HERE –

I never was a fan of politicians, and now, I’m even less of one. So, I felt rather “patriotic,” and decided to perform a song for all of my readers. Enjoy it, sing it, send it around, and this time around, I’m hoping people “think” before they vote.

The Ballad of Caribou Barbie

There’s something fishy in the mackerel sky–in the land of the midnight sun.

There’s a woman running loose wearing designer glasses, and touting a mighty big gun.

Now that much don’t scare me, or worry me none,

I don’t even care that she’s talking in tongue.

Say oily-oily –doo, dilly-dangle-diddy-wah

oily-oily-doo-dilly-arbee

She put a town in debt- in her short time as Mayor, and her name is Caribou Barbie.

She piles her hair high on her head and uses a bearskin to cover her bed

She claims to be an expert in foreign relations, cause she can see Russia from the window in her kitchen.

Say-oily-oily-doo-dilly-dangle-diddy wah

Oily-oily-doo-dilly arbee

Her hubby’s some dude, but his name isn’t Ken

Even though she’s Caribou Barbie

She tells the folks, she’s a decisive kind of gal,

And it makes me think of Bush, the “Decider”

Now, I’ve been around the block, and I’m nobody’s fool,

But I’m scratching my head wonderin

Why she went to six schools.

Sing Oily-Oily doo dilly-dangle diddy wah

Oily-oily-doo-dilly arbee

Four more years would be McBush again, along side Mc Caribou Barbie.

She might be a hockey mom to some, the leader of the PTA to others,

She might be a lipstick wearing pit bull to many

But taking a close look, she’s a lipstick wearing Cheney.

Sing, oily-oily doo,

Dilly-dangle-diddy wah,

Oily-oily-doo- dilly arbee

So, ends the saga it’s short and it’s sweet, like the career of Caribou Barbie.

Repeat Chorus.

Something Wicked This Way Comes

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If you’re in the MSM

this is no

time

to be  be cute or coy in describing the

stunt

that the McCain Camp pulled.

 

Yesterday Sarah ” Caribou Barbie ” didn’t play

” doge the press “

she’s not some Pop Star or Celebuetard.

What the Moose Eating, Wolf Butchering, Buy Your Own Rape Kit, former Beauty Queen

tried to do was ban the Press

and control the news

and silence the journalist.

Something wicked this way comes?

Too late.
It’s already here.

No

McCain

No Palin

NO WAY!

VOTE OBAMA 08

McCain’s Brain on The View

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Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures

 

The beauty of it is this:

One of these days Caribou Barbie’s running mate John ( No Change ) McCain is going to open his mouth and he’s going to say what he really thinks.

At that point I’m willing to bet that on the day that happens we will never see another Republican in a position of authority again.

Until then

we will just have to let my heroes at Secret Sauce paint draw us a picture

and tell us the story

about what goes on inside of

McCains’s Brain.

Visit Secret Sauce

Daniel Hartley and Andy Signore recording McCain\'s Brain #2

HERE

Caribou Chuckles

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According to some map on CNN Washington State is ‘ up for grabs ‘ because all of us out here in the Pacific Northwest are SO in love with Caribou Barbie.

So here’s some insight from:

a woman

who is from Washington State

and can take a joke- which is what this survey must have been:

Okay CNN guys…good one but here are some facts about Washington State-

First of all:

The last time we had a Republican Governor was in 1980 and the last time our state went to a Republican Presidential candidate was in 1984. I doubt if we would entertain the thought of supporting a Republican candidate like  McCain who has to date told 52 whopping big lies that are now plastered all over Youtube and the internet and his VP Pick Chick who thinks that being able to see Russia from her back yard counts as Foreign Policy Experience.

Washington state has given things to the world like Jimmy Hendrix, Mount St. Helens and the Lady Washington– that bitchin’ ship that was used in  the Star Trek Movie ” Generations ” as well as the  “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies 

and 

FYI one of the ” Founding Fathers ” of Seattle was a woman named Lou Graham  – she was a Madam.

Like Frank Sinatra said, we do it our way in Washington State.

 We’re not  going to get into lockstep with a bunch of Republicans from Alaska. I’m not saying anything bad about Alaska but Hell the reality is, we’re not even in lockstep with the Eastern half of our own state.

So whatever it was they were drinking at CNN when they came up with that factoid- share it with the rest of us.

We could all use a good laugh about now.

Straight Talk Express Via Come To Jesus Way

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I’ve seen some PUMATARD blogs where they are claiming John McCain wants to extend an Olive Branch to women by tapping a female Governor with a passport that was issued in 2007 as his VP- I just can’t let that go by…so here it is in pictures and little bitty easy to understand words:

Pumatards- you know these guys, right?

That’s Gampy Insane on the left and Devil’s Spew Rove on the right

and they are not doing this:

by handing you her:

They’re only handing you

This

because they can’t put this:

on the campaign trail with John McCain

Good Talk.

Now take some Midol and Chill out.

a.m.

Beauty Was A Beast

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 Once Upon A Time

When I was about 6 years old my family realized I was a little girl who was fascinated with stories about Head Hunters and Zombies and a guy named ” Burke’s Hare ” who robbed graves and sold the rotting bodies to ” Franks  Stein ” who in turn made Monsters out of them.

I guess my family were more then a little disturbed by my taste in literature so they tried to balance things out by introducing me to your more traditional fairy tales…

Like

 Cinderella

At first I liked Cinderella, but it became clear to me during story time that she needed magic to be prettier then her sisters. I was not encouraged by that as I was not exactly the cutest kid on the block and unless someone showed up with a magic wand I figured I was in trouble.

In the end I was scared of the Cinderella story, it used to give me nightmares.

However I LOVED Snow White.

She got to live in the woods and she ate a poisoned apple and lived-which made perfect sense to me as I had swallowed kerosene on a dare a year before and I had lived.

So I felt a kinship with Snow White and her weird friends who looked like trolls.

She was one lucky girl I remember thinking- her friends were monsters and carried axes and in addition she had black hair too ( which wasn’t something girls in fairy tales had unless they were bad ) so I happily saw myself in that role and asked for that story a lot.

But the Fairy Tale Character who offended me to the marrow of my little girl bones and the one character I truly learned to hate was Beauty- from Beauty and the Beast.

More then halfway through the story I did whatever it is kids do during story time to be disruptive and my Grandma tossed the book into my toy box and that was the end of that.

Or so I thought.

So why did I get so upset?

Here.

Let me count the ways.

First of all her Dad ditches her in the woods and she spends all of her time wishing he would come back-had that been my Dad there would have been serious Hell to pay if he had ever shown his face around me again…

but I digress.

The only person who is nice to Beauty is an Ugly Man who almost dies when Beauty’s  kid ditching Dad shows up and takes her back.

Now that part made me cry and it was awhile before I agreed to hear the end of the story which my Grandma was glad to tell me because I had taken to drawing pictures of Beauty being visited by ” Burkes Hare ” and I was hanging them up all over the walls in my bedroom.

Well.

I was mad, but a sport so I learned that Beauty goes back to the castle the Beast and everything around the castle comes back to life and…

Beast turns into a handsome Prince “and they lived Happily Ever After” my relieved Grandmother sang out as she finished the story.

I remember telling my Grandma ” If she had eaten a poisoned apple that would have been a  very happy ending.”

” You really think so, don’t you. “

It really wasn’t a question.

I didn’t say anything but I remember my Grandmother looked at me with those wicked green eyes of hers and winked at me. I remember she said something about not winning them all…

and I was never treated to another Fairy Tale by anybody in my family again.

….And we all lived happily ever after that.

The End.

Write Here

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So it’s Saturday and sunny outside and here I am reading and writing.

What can I say.

It’s a perfect day.

And here are some things I’ve looked at that I would like to share with you.

Enjoy!

A Woman, A Story, I know how it ends…

In Endless Song

There’s a post here called

Life Art and Everything…

it made me a fan

at

The Painting Lady’s Weblog

Some things just click for you when you read them…

And So I Write

Who’s Done It Best

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In the two Part Doctor Who episode ” The Forest of The Dead”  and ” Silence In The Library” evil  creatures are hiding in a city that houses a computer-

a big computer, a huge computer, a living computer.

And those evil creatures that feed off of organic material ( well, human flesh ) are living in….

books.

Lots and lots of books.

Books that are made out of wood pulp.

Paper.

This made me think:

When we give kudos to the new ” Sci Fi ” stories, those kudos get tossed around like confetti because woman can now shoot big guns and sometimes even get to be Captains on actual spaceships and have ripley muscles just like their male counter parts.

But come on how is that cutting edge exactly?

Some writers just figured out that you can substitute male characters for female characters because really, they can do the same exact job.

Sort of like real life.

Anyway.

In this Doctor Who episode we did see something cutting edge, we saw something unique we saw a story that takes place in the future ( well, that’s a guess where Doctor Who is concerned-but stick with me here ) and in that future were books.

Books with pages that you can turn, pages that crackle and pop when they’re new and whisper when they get old.

How cutting edge is that?

Very.

After all.

A Science Fiction story about Time Travel had at it’s core…books…

books in a Library.

In these times when we walk around with a phone that is sort of like having a second brain that you can hold in your hand ( also a addressed in Doctor Who episode: Planet Of The Ood )

I found ” The Planet Of The Ood “episode to be more of a shot across the bow of the hi-tech ship everyone I know seems to be sailing on then then to be story a story about slavery or disease.

So I will freely admitt I thought is was a riot when my Cell Phone enslaved friends watched this and didn’t seem to see the comparison between themselves and the Ood and the guy who gets ” turned “.

I think that seeing a story about books

made me realize

how much I would miss them if they were gone.

So that must mean on some level

I must feel like they’re being taken away…made irrelevant.

When did that happen?

The funny thing is, The Doctor would know.

Doctor Who.

It has more then a real hot guy playing the lead role.

It happens to have some excellent stories too.

Enjoy…

and THINK next time you watch it.

a.m.

 

 

Ma’am- Put Your Hands Up And Step Away From The Cookbooks

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From Drug Addiction to theft Cindy ” McInsane ” McCain Wife of Keating Five Member  and Republican Presumptive Nominee John ” McInsane ” McCain has once again been accused of recipe theft.

” It wasn’t my fault ” said the former Addict in her kitchen to this reporter, ” I told my kitchen help to please FAX the recipes that I do enjoy making for my family to the journalist that I was working with and the cookie one was the only one written in English. All the rest were written in Spanish. “

In a totally unrelated incident yesterday, every single Mexican in the state of Arizona was deported ( story on next page )