Yes you read that title right- and the song is pretty catchy and I would like to thank Joanne for bringing it to my attention- REALLY!
Joanne is REAL and she did tell me about it…
So there.
amm
Yes you read that title right- and the song is pretty catchy and I would like to thank Joanne for bringing it to my attention- REALLY!
Joanne is REAL and she did tell me about it…
So there.
amm
It’s Odd, It’s Macabre
it’s NEWS Halloween Style…
Traffic stop yields embalmed heads
you just can’t improve a story like this:
from: http://www.dallasnews.com/
Tue Oct 30, 6:04 PM ET
A traffic stop in Texas yielded about two dozen embalmed heads. But it’s no Halloween joke. Investigators said the human heads had been used for medical training in the Fort Worth area and were being returned to Little Rock, Arkansas.
Hunt County Justice of the Peace Aaron Williams was summoned during a traffic stop Sunday in Royse City after a trucker was suspected of speeding.
“This is in the top five of the strangest things maybe the strangest that I’ve ever encountered,” Williams told The Dallas Morning News on Monday.
The wrapped-in-plastic heads were found in the trailer. The driver couldn’t immediately locate the documentation. The trucker and his cargo were later allowed to proceed after the paperwork was faxed to him.
The name of the company wasn’t immediately released.
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ROVER’S REVENGE
I WILL NOT LAUGH I WILL NOT LAUG HAHAHAHA!!!!
Dogs shoot man on hunting trip
Mon Oct 29, 2:52 PM ET
A pack of hunting dogs shot an Iowa man as he went to retrieve a fallen pheasant, authorities said.
James Harris, 37, was shot in the leg while hunting with some friends on Saturday afternoon.
The group shot a bird which landed on the other side of a fence, the Iowa Department of Natural Resource said in a press release.
“Harris reportedly went to retrieve the bird, placed his gun on the ground and crossed the fence near the muzzle end,” the press release said.
“When he crossed the fence, hunting dogs stepped on the gun, which discharged and struck Harris in the left calf at a distance of roughly three feet.”
Harris was treated at a regional medical center and later transported by helicopter to an Iowa City hospital.


Okay God,
I know it’s Sunday, I know it’s time for God Chat but this is serious God and being that you’re in charge of everything I expect that you will have an interest in this.
Yeah, Yeah- I know it’s Saturday but tough it’s Sunday somewhere PLUS Halloween is just days away so we have to settle this NOW.
First of all
I know Global Warming is bad…it’s a sin and the irony that Earth will end up looking like Hell for what we’re doing to it is not lost on me.
but God…God Damn…A Green Halloween?
Healthy snacks? Experience Nature? Linen and dinnerware from The Pottery Barn?
This isn’t Halloween- this is the way they celebrate Halloween at an Old Folks Home-and guess what- most of the old people I KNOW would be laughing so hard at this lame idea that they’d wet their Depends.
And then to make it worse…this Green Halloween group wants a sugar free Halloween…good thing one of the “leaders” has a site you can go to so that you can buy stuff ( impress me…give it away )
Which brings me to this.
Today I read about this Lizzie Borden Halloween Prop that costs THOUSANDS of dollars.
She swings an Ax up and down.
When I was a kid this family had a Haunted House set up in their basement and the Dad used to dress up like Lizzie and chase people around with an ax and he’d be screaming ” Forty Wacks! Forty Wacks for you all! “
and we’d be screaming for Jesus and our Moms.
God, it was pretty darn great and I’ll bet the entire thing didn’t cost thousands of dollars.
and the results?
Priceless.
So God, do us a favor.
Show these Heathens the light.
Halloween is all about life and death
It’s all about celebrating the things we can touch and feel and taste and smell.
It’s about not being afraid of the dark and the things that hide there.
It’s about having one night where you don’t have to whistle
as you walk by a cemetery- you can perform a full on Aria.
On this one night you don’t have to be afraid of things that go bump in the night because you can BECOME that thing that goes bump in the night
For just one night.
That is not asking for to much, is it God?
So I’ll see you Halloween Night- I’ll be the one with the mask on
( har har )
and
ahhhmeeennnnn


I tried to explain to the guy on the bus that Lynnwood is all about shopping malls and Ford Explorers and Soccer Moms and Hockey Dads.
But he wasn’t having it.
He said Lynnwood is all about Power and Corruption and Crooked Cops and dames with big hair and blue eye shadow.
What’s this Coffee Swillin’ chump know I thought to myself?
He’s from Seattle and as far as he knows there’s nothing North of Seattle except for the Wilds of Canada and Lumber Jacks named Swede and one- eyed grizzly bears with attitude problems.
Coffee Boy smiled wished me well and got off at his stop
And then I saw this story staring up at me from the paper he left behind and I thought to myself
He may be right….
I.B.
WE GOT UPDATES HERE!
FBI seizes handgun, cash in Lynnwood police investigation
Seattle Times staff reporter
The FBI has seized a handgun that was reported missing from the Lynnwood Police Department’s evidence room as well as cash during a search this week of the home of a deputy chief under investigation for theft, according to court documents.
A search-warrant return filed in U.S. District Court on Thursday says FBI agents seized money, a .38-caliber revolver, financial records, shredded documents, police paperwork and pipes, powder and a scale from the Everett home of Deputy Chief Paul Watkins.
The serial numbers on the revolver match those of a handgun that was among evidence checked out from Snohomish County Prosecutor’s Office by Watkins in 2002, according to the FBI. The evidence package also contained more than $14,000 cash and two grams of cocaine, the search warrant application alleges.
The amount of cash seized from Watkins’ home is not included on the search-warrant return, which is an accounting of items taken during the search.
The search warrant alleges that Watkins told the Police Department’s evidence officers that he would release the money to its rightful owners, but no paperwork tracking the money was ever completed and no receipts were found.
The evidence had been originally seized by Lynnwood police during a 1996 drug bust, the search warrant alleges.
Watkins, 50, has been placed on paid administrative leave. Evidence against the longtime Lynnwood officer is now being presented to a grand jury, according to a source. No criminal charges have been filed.
Watkins could not be reached for comment. The Lynnwood Police Department has declined to comment.
According to court documents, Watkins served as the department’s commander of the Investigations Division from 2001 to 2004 where he oversaw property seized from criminal suspects. During that period, Watkins flouted department policy by having officers turn over directly to him cash that had been seized by police and was due to be returned to its original owners, the search warrant alleges.
When asked about the missing package in May, Watkins said he recalled bringing the package of cash, handguns and cocaine from the prosecutor’s office to the evidence room at the department, but said he failed to log it in properly.
The search warrant also details six additional instances between 2001 and 2005 in which Watkins allegedly kept seized cash that he was supposed to return to its owners.
According to the search warrant, the FBI was asked by Lynnwood police to investigate Watkins after an internal audit showed that cash released to him between 2001 and 2005 could not be accounted for.
The search warrant also says that Watkins and his wife have filed for bankruptcy four times in recent years and that on several occasions Watkins made cash deposits to his bank account on the same days that he claimed to have returned seized funds.
Okay, it’s Aloha Friday
but I thought I’d shake the Bones
with a new
OH THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY
celebration song and dance
with help from
A Little Spanish Flea
and just in case
here’s the Official Aloha Friday song…cause you know
it IS pretty cool
Pussy cat, pussy cat,
Where have you been?
I’ve been to London to visit the Queen.
Pussy cat, pussy cat,
What did you do there?

That’s for me to know
and for you
to wonder about!
It’s one thing to speak your mind,
it’s another to commit those thoughts to paper.
That particular act has never gone by unnoticed.
Sometimes it has a cost .
The Important Thing Is
You find a way to get your story out there.
I’ve learned that from my hero Rod Serling …
full story here
Rod Serling was surely one of the most idealistic, outspoken, and iconoclastic writers of television’s Golden Age. His highly developed social conscience, his strong opinions against bigotry and prejudice, his antipathy toward network censorship, were eloquently expressed in the more than 200 teleplays he wrote and in the many interviews he gave to national newspapers and magazines- by Linda Jay Brandt
amm

Recent actions by local police have damaged trust between local police and residents. For example, many residents when stopped for traffic infractions have been asked about their immigration status, and later sent to Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
When this happens, many people no longer feel safe reporting crimes or collaborating as witnesses.
The Diversity Commission will hear stories from Seattle, where residents and city officials have worked together to pass an ordinance and build relationships that are making the community safe for all residents. These examples show that trust between police and the community make the community safer and stronger.
Come and join us, and let’s work together to make Lynnwood a safe and welcoming city!
WHERE: Lynnwood Library
19200 44th Ave W
Lynnwood, WA 98036
WHEN: 6:30PM
WHERE: Wednesday, October10th
Washington Community Action Network
La Red Activa Comunitaria de Washington
220 S River St
Seattle, WA 98108
206-389-0050 x106
The producers of ‘Desperate Housewives’ and ABC Studios
Come on down you little racists you and accept your award on behalf of members of the Hitler Youth everywhere.
By taking a stand and declaring that Medical Workers from the Philippines are inferior, – your voice- which resonates in homes all across the United States, will insure that Americans will be safe from the hands of individuals who come to our country and provide important services to our
sick
our poor
our tired
and our huddled masses.
Good Job
and we know you probably have a rally to attend in a field somewhere so grab your white hoods at the door and keep up the SUX work that you do so well
The I.B. Staff


So There!