Conan

This is a true story about a dog that was shot at multiple times by a person with a massive inferiority complex, no sense of right and wrong and their bow and arrow.

The heartbreaking part of the story is that the dog died- the part of the story that will stay with me forever is that the dog was sitting at his family’s back door where he knew he’d be found by the people he loved.

I can’t help but to wonder if there is a place like that for the person who killed Conan.

I don’t think so.

The world – fit for neither human, nor beast.

Dog shot with arrow dies

God Chat from The Bones

Hi God and Happy Easter….being it’s Jesus big day and all I thought I’d keep this chat in keeping with the day so here we go.

Dear God:

Do you know PEEPS has it’s own site?

and that they no longer just do Easter Candy? They have totally expanded and I’m impressed….those Christmas Tree Peeps are quite the treat.

And do you know there’s a remake of Jaws and Star Wars…with an  all PEEPS cast?

Plus God there’s even a group that does PEEPS research? They study the Basic Science of Peeps and Peeps Health HERE

Now instead of cards here are some  PEEPS pictures…they sort of celebrate your divine inspiration …like stained glass windows in church but you know…funnier.

Oh God up there in the Heavens I know how you feel about this cloning thing….so if I don’t get into cloning will you send one of the Plagues to get the person who made this….

Make your own PEEPS…Heretics…they’re truly a pain aren’t they?

Yeah, I thought you’d agree with me on that.

Well God, it’s been a good Chat.

It’s supposed to be a nice day and I’m super sorry you have to spend the entire thing  in church.

Ha.

Later Gator

and

AHHHPEEEEPPPP.

That BITES!

9 Cops Chase Stolen Doughnut Van

( ONLY NINE!
WTF…
Were the rest of them on vacation? )
9 cops chase stolen doughnut van
By Associated Press
TOLEDO, Iowa – A bevy of officers chased a doughnut delivery van at speeds up to 100 mph before arresting the driver at gunpoint, authorities said.
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And in the blink of an eye…

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 The explosion of a star halfway across the universe was so huge it set a record for the most distant object that could be seen on Earth by the naked eye….Before it exploded, the star was about 40 times bigger than our sun.

The explosion vaporized any planet nearby.

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Making a smart comment seems petty in the face of an event like this.

I mean in the blink of an eye

my faith in being protected from UV Radiation by smearing sunscreen on my body is gone.

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Guess What?

Do You Know What Big Thing Happens on March 22nd?
It’s William Shatner’s Birthday.
Geeze you guys..get with the program!

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foto fun from b3ta 

So click the pic and move it on over to Bill’s site it’s a fun read.

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You Do The Math

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The attacks in this story have been taking place over a two year period. The first version of the story  is mine and I’ve edited it to make a point: 

SEATTLE — Seattle police are still on the hunt for a man who is accused of groping 21 women over a three-year period. And now police believe the man is getting more violent.

… reports that the man appears to be targeting COLLEGE GIRLS as they walked to and from three CAMPUS PARKING LOTS AFTER CLASSES

Now a story like this would have been all over the Cable News Networks with wall to wall coverage…so why hasn’t that happened?

MIGHT it be because this is the way the story actually reads:

SEATTLE — Seattle police are still on the hunt for a man who is accused of groping 21 women over a three-year period. And now police believe the man is getting more violent.

Our newspaper partner, the Seattle P-I, reports that the man appears to be targeting Asian women as they walk to and from three bus stops in the Beacon Hill area.

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This was a comment I found on one of the stories and it’s a back-handed one, but given the way the press has ( not ) covered this issue I guess you can see why the Media doesn’t feel there is an audience receptive to this sort of story:

 

Sounds like a game of
Whoops-There-It-Is…
Only this is no laughing matter. They need to send out some undercover asain (SP by commentator ) cops to catch this creep before he strikes again.
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More Boobs In the White House!

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Tired of watching this thing between Hills and Barry?

Then consider  supporting

the Goldwater / Miller ticket.

Look they’ve got an official site and hats and bumberstickers:

Official Goldwater / Miller Site

HERE

FYI

This isn’t a beer Promo- but I must say,  Stephanie Miller fans seem to indulge …. A LOT

Anyway…like all good candidates Goldwater/ Miller have even put out a hit ad.

 This is their version of

Yes We Can…

Only it’s cheesy.

And Bad.

And the song sux.

But at this stage of the Election Game

I’m ready for a good laugh.

 

Save The LOL Cats! Save The LOL Cats!

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What the heck kind of world are we LIVING in?

The LOL Cats are in third place at WordPress.

Believe it or not

the Cats have been bested by a News Blog and a blog about what White People like.

Are you kidding me???!!!!!

This can’t be happening….it’s not right- the world must be set right before the very fabric of time and space is torn to shreds.

So go over to LOL Cats  ( I can has cheeseburger )and show your love

before moments like this are gone forever:

NOW GO…

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NOW NOW NOW!