Having dodged the bullet, I shall doge it no more.
This is a picture of me.
! ta-dah !
Joe The Plumber?
Joe Six Pack?
Being a Joe is now cool.
Well.
I declare today until election day
” Name Yourself Joe Day.”
Okay.
I’ll start it off with my new name.
I am going to call myself…
JOE MAMA
Wow, that was fun.
I’ll be darned if Caribou Barbie and Johnny McInsane aren’t
doing something productive for our Country after all!

moar funny pictures
Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2
Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, were through
Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me
Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies
Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin
Doesn’t mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking countrys up in smoke
Oh what a joke
Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)
Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn’t make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too
Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I dont know
Where can we go
Performed by MC Howie and Julie K
I don’t know who they are or where they came from
but my guess is they are like all of us.
Only funnier.

The Statement:Republican vice presidential candidate Gov. Sarah Palin said Saturday, October 4, that Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama is “someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect that he’s palling around with terrorists who would target their own country.”
Okay.
Red Flag Time.
If it’s coming out of Caribou Barbie’ Mouth it’s either gibberish or something someone else told her to say which means that her words are borrowed or stolen and that automatically puts anything she says straight on board the ” Cheap Talk Express”- So if you want to run her through fact check be my guest.
But I can GUESS who that fact check will turn out.
The Facts ( from this article):In making the charge at a fund-raising event in Englewood, Colorado, and a rally in Carson, California, Palin was referring at least in part to William Ayers, a 1960s radical. In both appearances, Palin cited a front-page article in Saturday’s New York Times detailing the working relationship between Obama and Ayers.
Geeze…Red Flag, oh here’s one.
Caribou Barbie read a newspaper…oh …sure she did
Whatever here’s the skinny
In the 1960s, Ayers was a founding member of the radical Weather Underground group that carried out a string of bombings of federal buildings, including the Pentagon and the U.S. Capitol, in protest against the Vietnam War. The now-defunct group was labeled a “domestic terrorist group” by the FBI, and Ayers and his wife, Bernadine Dohrn — also a Weather Underground member — spent 10 years as fugitives in the 1970s. Federal charges against them were dropped due to FBI misconduct in gathering evidence against them, and they resurfaced in 1980. Both Ayers and Dohrn ultimately became university professors in Chicago, with Ayers, 63, now an education professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago.
Obama’s Chicago home is in the same neighborhood where Ayers and Dohrn live. Beginning in 1995, Ayers and Obama worked with the non-profit Chicago Annenberg Challenge on a huge school improvement project. The Annenberg Challenge was for cities to compete for $50 million grants to improve public education. Ayers fought to bring the grant to Chicago, and Obama was recruited onto the board. Also from 1999 through 2001 both were board members on the Woods Fund, a charitable foundation that gave money to various causes, including the Trinity United Church that Obama attended and Northwestern University Law Schools’ Children and Family Justice Center, where Dohrn worked.
CNN’s review of project records found nothing to suggest anything inappropriate in the volunteer projects in which the two men were involved.
Obama campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt told CNN that after meeting Obama through the Annenberg project, Ayers hosted a campaign event for him that same year when then-Illinois state Sen. Alice Palmer, who planned to run for Congress, introduced the young community organizer as her chosen successor. LaBolt also said the two have not spoken by phone or exchanged e-mail messages since Obama came to the U.S. Senate in 2005 and last met more than a year ago when they encountered each other on the street in their Hyde Park neighborhood.
The extent of Obama’s relationship with Ayers came up during the Democratic presidential primaries earlier this year, and Obama explained it by saying, “This is a guy who lives in my neighborhood … the notion that somehow as a consequence of me knowing somebody who engaged in detestable acts 40 years ago — when I was 8 years old — somehow reflects on me and my values doesn’t make much sense.”
And According To CNN Who Did The Fact Check
The
Verdict
False.
There is no indication that Ayers and Obama are now
“palling around,”
or that they have had an ongoing relationship in the past three years.
Also, there is nothing to suggest that Ayers is now involved in terrorist activity or that other Obama associates are.
In Closing May I add…
Ha. Ha. Ha. Caribou Barbie and if you and Todd start packing now you can be back in Alaska to make it home in time to take part in the Troopergate Investigation…!
Seven Palin Aides Will Honor Subpoenas in ‘Troopergate’ Probe

As a Mortician’s Apprentice I’ve heard all sorts of sad and tragic stories about the drama that can happen at a funeral.
Consider what happened at the services held for Larry LaPrise, the
man that wrote ‘The Hokie
Pokey’ who died peacefully at the age of 93 back in 1996.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him
into
the coffin.
They put his left leg in.
And then the
trouble
started……….
In light of the bail out tanking today, it would do us well to keep in mind this song by Ronnie Ray Jenkins
and as Ronnie Ray says
THINK before you vote.
From Ronnie Ray’s Site HERE
I wrote a song about just how panic is used by the Bush administration to rush things through. So, all of my readers feel free to hum this one as you’re walking down the street, hell, make it your battle cry. I wish you all a full tank and a full belly.
Vodpod videos no longer available.Ronnie Ray Jenkins
September 26, 2008
The Hurry Up Song
Said the banker and the broker to the President
Could you put a little fear in the residents?
Hurry up now and bail us out, without their tax dollars we carry little clout.
We’ve made billions from those little peons,
Bail us out, and we’ll rob them for eons.
Hurry up
Hurry up
Hurry up
Hurry up Senator– sign this and sign that,
We have to move quickly, straight to Iraq
Hey, while you’re at it, sign the Patriot’s Act
Hell, there’s no debate required, not even for that.
By the time anyone bothers to read
We’ll have already accomplished our dirty little deed.
Chorus:
Hurry…
Hurry…
Hurry up
Hurry…
Hurry…
Hurry up
Let’s make haste, we can’t wait
You’re term’s almost up, we need one last big slice of cake.
Hurry up.
Said the oilman to the president, times are tough
Millions of barrels, just ain’t enough,
Panic the people, and give us what we want,
Make them pay ten bucks a gallon right there at the pump.
We can drill anywhere if you listen to our pleas
And add to your resume another dirty deed
Repeat Chorus:
Said the NRA to Mr. McCain, let’s use the same fear,
That same stuff again.
We’ll fool all the people, like we did the last time
Make them think they’ll be unarmed, we’ll go over the line.
Hurry up.
Said the Homeland man to outspoken guy, I’m plucking your ticket,
Seems you’re a no-fly.
Repeat Chorus:
McCain’s Brain.
Thank God it’s locked inside of a skull and that it’s not free to roam
…oh hey, it can’t…
Can It?
I write stories about Werewolves that cheat at cards and stories about Funeral Directors who get buried alive and Devils that ride buses to work in the morning.
However,
had I written something like this
no one would have believed it and I would have drawn a red slash right across each and every page and started over again:
Let’s Have Some Fun
with
David Tennant.
I know, I know, you all want me to write about Politics and Gummy Bear Porn but sometimes you just have to say what the Hell and do something for the heck of it.
So Please.
Try.
Try
to
enjoy this.
a.m.
Trick Or Treat
With David Tennant
PT 1
PT 2
PT 3