I used to think this song was pretty neat.

And then I heard this version and I  knew then that it was the most amazing song EVER-

MISFITS

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Anita can’t come to her blog today.

She’s out trying to get a start on Friday.

Later Gators

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In the Facebook Social World I am the equivilant  of the Goldie Hawn Frosting Eating- Cat Crazy Character  in ” Death Becomes Her.”

 Okay- I exaggerate.

I’m not blond.

 I guess the thing is I still don’t know what Facebook is forand I still can’t figure out those Applications and boxes and I thought that stupid thing ate my youtube clips but my friends eight year old daughter was kind enough to help me figure that out and they were right there where I left them.

She was also kind enough to show me how to do that note thing.

In addition to that  I do know that people check in on their Facebook pages during the day and that you can put pictures up from your phone and God, I don’t even have a cell phone so I can’t even do that.

So nope, I’m not connected to the ” Book ” and to plunge my social outcast level to brand new lows I realized most of the people there are actually friends of my husband. Thank God cats and dogs don’t have Facebook because I’m almost sure even my pets would be better at working that site then me.

Anyway, when people talk about Facebook those of us ” Frosting Eaters ” will sort of mumble how many ‘friends’ they have and the others who network like crazy will act like they have to think about  and then they’ll say ” Oh, around 500 “

God.

500.

500 Cool People all in one spot.

What are the odds?

And why is it, I often wonder,  whenever I pull that site up I can hear the sound of locker doors opening and closing and I can smell  the bitter scent of Clearasil?

My Friend Jonnee Sent This To Me

It’s About Guys

So you know, it’s going to be super funny-right?

NICKNAMES
1.        If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
2.        If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
1.        When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
2.        When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
1.        A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
2.        A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS
1.        A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel .
2.        The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
1.        A woman has the last word in any argument.
2.        Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
1.        A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
2.        A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
1.        A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
2.        A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
1.        A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
2.        A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
1.        A woman will dress up to go shopping, go to the gym, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a  book, and get the mail.
2.        A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
1.        Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
2.        Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
1.        Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
2.        A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house..

:::And to Sum It All Up:::
A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

My friends

are losing their jobs.

And when I leave for work in the morning

I wonder if I’ll be home early.

I wonder

if  I’ll be part of  a statistic on the evening news about unemployment or part of body count  woven into some bit of trivia on Political bloviators blog about what George W Bush and his friends did to this economy and our Country.

I wonder when I’ll get turned into a number too.

…that’s where it is?

The Truth Is In Area 51?

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