Me, Bonnie And That Bactine Thing

When I was little me and my friend Bonnie used to sneak up on each other and then we’d pinch an arm or whatever was close to our grubby little fingers and say

psssst psssst goes the Bactine.

We thought Bactine was fun until we got a cut or a scape and actually had to use the stuff- in case you don’t know, Bactine is an antiseptic and it stung….

But I never went for the Band-Aids or first aid in general.

 Me and Bonnie were infamous for walking around with bloody scrapes and wounds because- for starters- we weren’t disturbed  by the sight of blood and we figured out at the tender age of seven that everyone else was.

So, to add to the fun  Me and Bonnie  used to bust into our medicine cabinets so we could grab the Bactine. Then we would play with it on the way to school- the end result, of course -was that when our Moms went looking for the Bactine the bottles were either gone or almost empty.

Later my friend Bonnie told me that her Mom and my Mom both knew we had something to do with the missing Bactine because we used to reek of the stuff.

When Bonnie told her Mom that we used to spray it around for fun just so that we could sing the jingle and say ” Pssst Pssst Goes The Bactine ” she didn’t look surprised.

As we were growing up and me and Bonnie would -upon occasion do something a little odd or strange one of our Moms would say-  usually in the Principals Office- they would say , I’m guessing in our defense “maybe they did it because of that Bactine Thing.”

No matter how silly weird we were, our Moms always seemed to know what we were up to and why or at least they tried to understand us.

So I remain surprised that Me and Bonnie’s Mom are still oblivious to things like

Me, Bonnie And Betsy and the time we tied my Radio Flyer Wagon To The Back  Of The Bus so that we could see how fast my wagon could REALLY go.

Following Directions

Comic By: Nataliedee.com

If you are the type of person who does as you are told

you will not be seeing

this-

That is a picture of David Tennant

in

Leather

HAHAHAHAHAH!

She Is The Murder House

On June 10, 1912 in the small town of Villisca, this small frame house on Lot 310 became the site of one of the grisliest murders in Iowa history when the family of Josiah Moore and two overnight guests were bludgeoned to death as they slept.

Official Site of the Villisca Axe Murders HERE

Ghosts Of The Prairie HERE

Villisca Axe Murder House and Olson Linn Museum, Villisca Iowa on Facebook HERE

The Weakened Is Here!

 

I remember what having fun felt like

and

I remember what it looked like.

That’s such a sad statement.

I’d like to go back to the day when I didn’t have to sit back and say to myself

” Fun. Oh Yeah. Sure. I Used To Have That. “

Nowadays its like my world is all about cough medicine and Ginger Ale ( whoever said chicken soup helps cure the common cold OBVIOUSLY owned a poultry farm that wanted to expand and couldn’t because a giant Ginger Ale Factory got in the way of their plans and the Poultry People  did what every loser does in a campaign going sideways they go negative and the true story about the true powers of Ginger Ale were lost in that battle) which WILL fix what ails you when you are sick.

So my one and only goal this weekend is not to simply get well.

My goal is to have fun doing it.

Wish me luck!

Bested By The Booger King

I have  been  beat down by the most vicious cold/flu bug ever.  

 

Comic From: nataliedee.com

And if that wasn’t bad enough, I was so out of it that I didn’t want to get out of  bed to change the dvd that was in the player so I was at the mercy of cable tv-

Cable tv- like the cold/flu bug showed me no mercy.

It was awful, just awful.  

It was the same thing on every channel oh sure, the actors were different and according to the credits the shows were supposed to have been written and directed and produced by different people but that was a lie.

It was the same show, over and over and over again.

  

And while I’m talking about repetition might be a good time to mention

that while I was sick I trolled Facebook.

I still don’t know what the point of Facebook is.

I hope to God I never again in a position to explore that question.  

 

  

Tomorrow is Friday and I will face it pale, with half of my hearing blocked by whatever is still swimming around up my throat  and periodically out of my nose  and I will not be happy. 

I will also not be anywhere near a TV or Facebook. 

On second thought.

Things are looking up. 

A Funny Thing Happened On My Way Here..

Okay, nothing funny happened.

I got sick and its hard to think funny thoughts when you’re coughing- oh wait-  I was having this coughing fit and I happened to be in front of my bathroom mirror at the same time when I saw my face.

It was hideous -you know how when you’re coughing your face and neck puff up? Mine shrunk down, just like that guy in  “The Raiders Of The Lost Ark ” when his face is melting. It was awesome, I didn’t know my face could do that.

Come to think of it- on my last day of good health something funny did happen.

 I was talking to this guy at meeting and he asked me exactly what kind of things I put on my blog and I said ‘ oh you know, issues ‘.

Now when you saw ‘issues’ to political people they can’t help but to get nervous because they realize at this point they’re talking to ‘ the media’. I think there is a big difference between ‘the media’ and ‘social networking’ but whatever.

“Uh, how many people read about your-“

” Issues.” I said.

” Yes.”

” Not many, you know between 300-500 a day. But my traffic comes from all over the world as opposed to local traffic so I don’t think that counts- do you?”

“I don’t know. That’s a lot of people checking your blog out- and that’s a day right? Not in a week or-“

” Nope. In a day.”

” I’m curious, what seems to be, well ‘the issue’ that they’re there to read about.”

I stood there staring  at the ceiling like the answer was written up there and finally said, ‘ International Relations.”

” That’s a complicated issue. “

” Yes. Yes it is, but its an attractive one. You know, to a lot of people”

I Guess It Was A Secret

When I was about eight my family moved out of Seattle- they took me away from Greenlake, my friends Bonnie and Laurie who belived that when we grew  up we would   fight monsters, become Captains of our own spaceships  and if we were lucky move to Transylvania and get little castles with cypts in our basements next door to each other.

I was not happy about this great big idea that was being forced on me by my parents.

So, just before we left Seattle for the wilds of Mountlake Terrace my Grandma’s sister told me a story about the place I was moving to. I guess she told it to me because she believed it would cheer me and a give me something to look forward to.

I wasn’t like other kids, as you may have guessed, so you couldn’t cheer me up the way you would cheer well, a normal kid up.

 My Grandmother’s family learned this little factoid about me started shortly after we had just moved from Hawaii. One day they took me  the zoo and we would saw these wild rabbits running around and I said out the blue – ” I’ll bet they catch those and feed them to the tigers .”

” A few years ago a plane crashed in Mountlake Terrace.”

I stopped hoping that Zombies would eat  the entire population of Terrace and thus save me from this awful fate long enough to say ” Really.”

” It was awful.”

I was all ears.

” There was a fire and…”

And this is where I sort of got some points wrong.

When my Granmother’s sister told me that a plane had crashed, just blocks away from my new house and that people had been ‘ lost’ I assumed it meant

” How come they never found it?”

” What?”

” The burning plane, how come they never found it?”

” What?”

” Are they all blind up there, couldn’t they see where it crashed?”

My Grandpa was helping to take boxes out to the moving truck and he told my Grandmother’s sister as he walked by “That girl’s brain is like a meat grinder. Anything you put into it is going to get turned into mush at the other end.”

I stopped and pictured it and found I really liked  the idea of having a meat grinder inside of my skull. When I was done turning that nifty picture around my head I was going to ask some more questions about the plane- but my Grandmother’s sister was gone- in fact she never had much to say to me after that day.

A week or two after moving to Terrace I hadn’t made many friends, my teacher welcomed me to my second grade class by coming up behind me when I was at my desk talking to the boy next to me by grabbing me by the hair on the back of my head and shaking it from side to side before banging it down onto my desk while saying red-faced,  ‘ Didn’t you hear me tell you to shut your mouth Miss Godfrey!”

So pretty much friendless and with all of that free time on my hands I decided to go and look for the crashed plane that had been ‘ lost’.

I had this bag of snacks, a little notebook and a camera and every Saturday morning I started to go through the ‘woods’ that used to be around here looking for plane wreckage.

On one of my trips some of the neighbor kids  asked me where I was going and I told them. After that it became something we did in our spare time. I won’t fool you, I wasn’t fond of my new ‘friends’ who didn’t know about Space Ships or Monsters or grave robbing. But it was something fun to do in the days before Malls and Computer Games.

It was on one of our last trips mostly because  I had this great idea involving a Pirate Ship / Fort  and the search for the ” Burning Plane ” was drawing to a close that this guy who lived on the next block over asked what we were doing and I told him.

” Well. That’s about the most idiotic thing I’ve ever heard no planes have ever crashed around here. Ever. Let alone a burning plane.”

In fact, that wasn’t the only time I had heard that.

Every time  I told anyone what I was doing on Saturday Mornings a lot of older people seemed to go out of their way to tell an eight year old to grow up and quit looking for things that weren’t there.

No planes had ever, ever crashed in Terrace or anywhere near it I was told over and over again. I thought that the people who kept on insisting on that point were full of baloney and  in time I moved on to other ‘great ideas.’

But they must have worn me down because just about a month ago my husband asked me if I had seen the newspaper story about oh yes, a plane that crashed right here in Mountlake Terrace. Two people were killed ( lost ) on the ground and indeed a fire was involved.

I was stunned, ” You mean that was a true story?”

Here’s an interesting quote made 48 years later in from a story that the MLT News ran back in April

I never really heard anything about the crash anymore and so many people have moved or passed on and it was getting harder to verify the crash. Sometimes I would wonder if I really had witnessed the crash or was it a dream. I can still see it happen in my mind.

( MLT NEWS )

The thing of it is, less than 10 years after the crash when I turned up in Terrace- the burning plane was not only all but forgotten some people were insisting that the story was just that.

But let me tell you, if this kid who went hunting for Vampires and Zombies and burning planes was still around- she’d be all over this little story like ants crawling all over somebody buried up to their necks in sand and covered with honey.

Indeed she would be.