I guess back in the day women didn’t buy cars.

And if they did, I’ll bet they weren’t buying this one.

Little Thor V. Little Vader

Who will be the victor in this ultimate battle of commercial squee?

Well. There’s a religious holiday looming at the end of the week, and that can only mean one thing.

The stores are packed full of candy.

There are marshmallow candies, jelly beans ( though the only ones that count are Jelly Bellys ) chocolates and of course PEZ.

I’m not sure what candy has to do with religion but if you count the rapturous feelings some people have been known to experience when consuming sugar frosted candy then I guess you can make the case religion is involved.

But I’m sure I am stretching it.

I just wish somebody would find a way to tie a religious holiday to eating lots and lots of Calamari.

Maybe it will happen.

If I have faith.

This is just to cool and needs to be shared and appreciated by as many people as possible.

From her ‘Circus Freak’ production, Taimane ends her show with her rendition of Bach’s Toccata with a few twists of her own.

 

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dEAr HOOmiN Mom

WE want THis.

XoXXXO

Teh Ctas

Micey

Darwin

&

Kolchak

ps

feed us

wE LUv Yuo

Dear NASA

So NASA thanks for sending the one Space Shuttle you allocated to the West Coast to L.A.

 Not that I am pleased you passed over Washington state … but you did manage to piss of  some Texas politicians in the process which no matter how you look at is always good for a laugh.

Texas seems to feel your decision was Political and I would have to agree with that. On the other hand, California doesn’t want to secede from the Union and if Texas ever actually does that  they would have to give the Shuttle back to the lawful owner, which is of course the United States of America.

So I still love you NASA but sending us that stupid  full fuselage trainer, which is a full-scale mockup of the space shuttle, minus the wings ( seriously…no WINGS? ) made us feel like we were going to the Prom with our cousin because we couldn’t get a real date.

That sucks sweetheart, it really does.

So just promise me that if you guys find a UFO and Space Aliens that you don’t send the Aliens to Arizona because they’ll just put them on a bus and send them to Mexico and don’t, for the love of God send the UFO to my home state because it will get turned into a drive through espresso stand where the baristas will probably wear nothing but tinfoil and a smile.

Till then, stay precious.

Love From

Anita’s Irregular Bones