and now for
the perfect balance of
Music
and
Image
Santa asked me, with a straight face:
“I’m sure you’ve been a good girl, what would you like for
Christmas
Anita Marie?”
I said:
“I’d like to go to Roswell for
The 2008 UFO Festival.”
” That would involve you leaving the state for a few week, wouldn’t it?” Santa says too me.
” Indeed” I say to Santa.
” Talk about killing two birds with one stone ” Santa DOES NOT exactly say under his breath.
” Huh? ” I ask.
” Sure Anita, call my elves down there in Roswell and book a room
because I’M GETTING YOU THE HECK OUT OF SEATTLE… I mean no, wait….
you’re going to Roswell for the 2008 UFO Festival….enjoy!”
“I will Santa, I will…” I say with heartfelt Christmas Joy- I’m talking the real thing…not that fake Hallmark Joy.
…and if you’d like to read about my Journey to Roswell don’t forget to come back to my Irregular Bones- I’m going to do my own count down to the big day and beyond….
because this is a big deal…
look at the
great time I get to have
OVER THE FOURTH OF JULY HOLIDAY!!!
Hop on board the UFO ( well click the UFO Roswell Logo ) and see what kind of fun they had down there last year
Hey! Merry Christmas and don’t forget to have a Happy New Year too!
Why is New Mexico Boss?
Because they have the Spaceballs to run ads like this:
And they have events like
New Mexico….you rule!
For years and years and years I thought the only purpose Oregon had was to keep Washington State from sliding down into California.
Then Kent Couch took his balloon trip, I heard this interview with a woman who lives somewhere in the wilds of Oregon who kept a rifle above her door to protect herself from ‘bears and those drug kids from Seattle’ and I happen to know now for a fact that the best Salt Water Taffy in the world is made down there.
I’ve been seduced.
I totally fell in love with Oregon.
God, thank you for Oregon- I’d have to say it’s your best work yet.
What follows is a news report that proves it.
I’m going ahead and reprinting a story from the Associated Press here for fear that one day the link will go down and this great story will be lost forever.
DeFazio wants ‘investigation’ into Vermont’s Simpsons win
SPRINGFIELD, Ore. (AP) – U.S. Rep. Peter DeFazio, D-Springfield is still piqued that his hometown wasn’t chosen to host the premiere of the upcoming animated film “The Simpsons,” particularly since “Simpsons” creator Matt Groening is an Oregon native.
In fact, he smells a rat, and has asked U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez to investigate – sort of.
In a spoof letter from DeFazio’s office to Gonzalez, he points out that Springfield, Ore., with around 52,000 residents, lost out on the right to hold the premiere to Springfield, Vt., which won a contest sponsored by 20th Century Fox, despite having only 9,000 residents.
“Unless they passed a law giving cows the right to vote, this smacks of election fraud,” DeFazio writes, tongue planted firmly in cheek. “It also once again highlights the need for electronic voting with a valid paper trail. Was Diebold in any way involved in tabulating the results?”
DeFazio continues that he’s well aware that many will dismiss his concerns, saying that the Oregon Springfield was simply “rolled” by the giant pink doughnut of Homer Simpson’s dreams, featured prominently in the winning video submitted by Springfield, Vt.
“But I believe there were significant voting irregularities,” DeFazio writes. “Knowing how passionately the Bush Administration feels about counting every vote, I’m sure you will want to investigate this matter.”
Gonzalez’s office could not immediately be reached for comment on the spoof letter.
The letter concludes in true Simpsons fashion: Instead of signing off “Sincerely,” or “Yours Truly,” DeFazio concludes with an “Okiliydokily.”
Despite DeFazio’s efforts, on July 21, Springfield, Vermont’s 100-seat movie theater is slated to play host to the movie, which opens July 27.
ORIGINAL STORY HERE
and of course…here’s a Promo:
The Great U.F.O Debate-
are they real or not?
If someone tells me they saw Space Aliens in their backyard then as far as I’m concerned they saw Space Aliens in their backyard.
It’s their story, so back off.
That’s what I say.
What an Alien Idea
Allowing People To
Express Themselves
You just know that when the guy in this clip was a child he was the one that cornered sweet little in the halls and then pushed them into corners and the entire time he was doing that he was twisting their arm and screaming, ” Say it! Santa isn’t real…say it!”
And he probably wouldn’t let them go until they agreed.
Here’s the whine puppy himself:
The following clip is what he was upset about
Unlike this guy the only fault I’ll put on the people that put this together is that they didn’t try harder to tell what could have otherwise been an awesome story
For Shame.
They’re having a party in Roswell
and in Roswell
when they say everybody is welcome
….they mean EVERYBODY
Click HERE to see the
Official Photo Logue!
Click here To Reach
The official site
of
THE AMAZING ROSWELL UFO FESTIVAL
LASER TAG/ALIEN AUTOPSY
ALIEN ADULT DODGEBALL
TOURNAMENT
Most Important of all
you’ll have the chance to defend the honor of your Planet
at
The Alien Costume Contest
(GO EARTHLINGS! )
It’s not just a
FESTIVAL
it’s going to be an adventure
Irregular Bones 