Thoughts
When The Burden Is Your Soul

I used to think that doing nothing was much easier then doing the right thing.
And then I realized what a burden it must be to have to tell yourself every single day that you didn’t donate food to the food bank or one of those Scout Troops or kid’s sports team leagues because ‘ you were to busy ‘ to drop a can of soup into a barrel.
It had nothing to do with the fact that you just don’t CARE enough to drop a can of food into a barrel.
But that’s what you have to tell yourself every single day.
That conversation must have gotten old for you ages ago.
Over the weekend a friend of my husband’s asked why he was out protesting a Hate Group when ‘ it’s not that much of a problem you know’ my husband’s friend said.
I’m sorry, if you’ve ever had just one person jab their finger in your face and say you don’t deserve to live because you’re a race mongrel it’s a HUGE problem.
I’ll be honest, I used to think it was easier just to ignore bigotry too because dealing with it can be a real danger to you and your home and your family.
But now I think it’s much easier to deal with a Mob of guys wearing hoods on their heads or with Swastikas tattooed on their arms and shaved into their hair then it is to live with the knowledge you told a friend to accept that they should spend the rest of their life hiding behind a locked door watching American Idol and ‘relaxing’ then to try to do their best to bring dignity and safety into the lives of their friends and family and community.
It must be hard to know you just told a friend to pretend they don’t exist, that in a way they don’t really matter. What a waste of time it must be to tell yourself everytime you look at your friend’s face that you’re telling him he’s less entitled to human dignity then you are ‘for his own good’.
I’ve changed my mind, it might be harder to do right, but when I think on it, I think its far more easier then doing nothing at all.
Today’s Sux Report
Another I.B. Public Service Announcement
Scooter Libby is going free
And
Fireworks are banned in my hometown.
Today
” The World “
Suxs.
Tune in Daily for your
I.B. Sux Report
The Toxic Avenger
She first appeared when I needed to cut
some Toxic People out
my life-
I cut them lose and I felt a little guilty but a lot lighter.
I called on her again when
I had some Toxic Relatives to cut lose- not a problem- once you start thinking of your life as something worth protecting you’d be surprised how easy it is to do that.
She was pleased.
I did it all so I could get my life back on track
Now I’m the uncaring, unfeeling, driven mean woman that’s on everybody’s ‘ you know what list’.
I know because they told me so.
They tell me every chance they get.
In the old days I’d have been hurt.
But I’m passed that.
I thought.
Today was bad and I thought if anything
sets me back
today will
Then I thought
To Hell with that.
To Hell I say.
So I started to write
And with each word I put down I
felt
stronger.
The Toxic Avenger Strikes Again.
Hurray!
A Little Help Here…
It’s Sunday, so I’m going to do a little prayer here…and if you stand clear as I say it the chances of you being hit by a bolt of lightening are pretty slim so here it goes….
Dear God- Please help me not laugh hysterically this week at the ignorance of others- like those Nazis my husband faced down over the weekend up in Everett.
See, they were yelling what I call ‘ Taco Bell ‘ brand Spanish at him – no one – not even the people who could speak Spanish could figure out what they were saying.
Someone else thought they may have Googled Redneck English To Spanish Phrases but considering how many people DON’T speak English as a first language in this world someone at GOOGLE may have messed with that option….
I’ll be honest here Lord, because I know you can read my mind anyway, I would have.
Anyway God, you’d think that people would be smart enough to know that you can’t really learn anything from a talking dog- but some of us Dear Lord are not that smart.
I’m Praying for Them and for myself God.
And if you can swing it God please help me not roll my eyes up into my head and say something smarmy every single time someone says ” Paris Hilton. “
First of all I’m doing this so often now that I’m afraid my eyes will get stuck up there and second of all I know for a fact it really isn’t nice to make fun of the mentally challenged.
I’ve never done it before and it’s a little late at my age to turn into a schoolyard bully- so give me some help here, I could use it.
Last of all Oh Great One, please see that I get to score one of those Super Crunchy Egg Rolls this week- the ones cooked to perfection and just stuffed with baby shrimp- it’s out there God and with your help I know I can find it and munch it and quiet that vicious Egg Roll Demon that lurks inside of me.
I’m done.
Oh…umm wait this is the part where I’m supposed to say Amen right?
Okay.
Amen.
How’s The View Down There?

ALIEN IDEAS FROM AN ALIEN MIND
How come in Politics we just love to say that we’re standing shoulder to shoulder or side by side and if you think about it if you’re in Politics you spend most of your time on your knees.
It’s all very basic.
Somebody somewhere is always trying to stick it to somebody else and if they’re not actually sticking it, they’re thinking about doing it and if they don’t have the time they’ll send someone else in to do it for them.
If it sounds nasty it is- when you’re playing games somebody has to win and someone has to lose and that’s what Politics is about.
Winning
We’re not talking about being right or just or fair. It’s not about ” giving voice” or ‘representing a village’.
It’s all about winning
The thing of it is that once you get a win you have to keep winning no matter who you have to screw or betray or belittle.
That’s how the game is played- that is the rule…win.
Win all of the time.
Kitty left a comment on an earlier post and she said I seemed fearless.
I guess after you’ve worked with the dead and you’ve watched one human being totally wreck another human being just so they could prove they could- after all of that – there isn’t anything to be afraid of anymore.
I wonder if it’s true, if you have nothing to lose you’re dangerous.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m starting to understand that saying.
So I guess that means I win.
This time.
amm
It’s Aloha Friday!

Guess what I’m going to do this weekend?
I’m gonna Go To Hell ,
Slaughter some Demons
and Deal with the Devil
Then when I’m done doing my Political Work
I’m going to write some of my Macabre stories and work on my book.
Come On People
It’s Aloha Friday….
have some FUN
An I.B. Public Service Announcement

These were my top three stories on this blog for the month of June:
#1
My Bruce Campbell Tribute– okay makes sense- the concensus around I.B. is that Bruce is Cool.
#2
A story I wrote about me and how when I was a kid I planned to have pet wolves and fly spaceships when I grew up- okay that was amusing read, especially if you’ve been drinking.
#3
And then there was this one.. Exploding Birds– guys explain that one to me… Exploding Birds.
Gee Whiz.
So
Here’s A Little Something
for
the few of you
who been enjoying yourselves
an awful lot
in the comment section
and
with those Exploding Birds
amm
A Universe In Five Minutes
Do you realize you can live a life time in Five Minutes?
Random thoughts are like that.
Here are a few of mine:

Once I went to a Funeral where there was a lot of snickering going on around me
and to this day I still don’t know what was so funny.
But I’ve spent time wondering about it.

Wouldn’t it be cool if Frankenstein was real?
I’ll bet he’d be a Plastic Surgeon.
I wonder what would happen if
he had a nervous breakdown one day at work?

I’m going to start a movement
I’m going to start a Movie Boycott
I’m going to tell people not
to go to the movies.
I’m going to tell them
to buy DVD’s instead.
USED
ones.
You should all be supporting Independant Films Anyway.

If I could choose the next
President Of The United States
I’d choose
from
the
Hellraiser Movies
Too Bad he’s not real.
I’d do it….I really would.

In Five Minutes I Built A Universe.
Awesome.
amm
Our Lady Of The Cheap Shots

I know this woman who pulls this stunt at business meetings: she stays seated and talks real soft so that people have to lean over or kneel at her side so that they can hear what she says.
It’s a stupid trick and people fall for it all the time.
I stand a few feet away so that she has
to look up when she talks to me.
She hates my guts.
I think that’s a good thing in this case.