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Sarah Palin
Have You Hugged Your Governor Today?
I’ve had a lot of fun at Sarah Palin’s expense…which must at least give a chuckle to those Vampires at the RNC who got stuck buying Palin a bunch of new clothes and her husband’s silk boxer shorts…
but in the middle of the train wreck that was Sarah Palin-
my State re-elected our Governor- Chris Gregoire- and Gregoire is a Governor we can be proud of.
Here in Washington state we don’t have to wonder what Gregoire will do to us on the world stage everytime she opens her mouth- and we can also not worry about the fact that a very large percentage of the population sits around praying like crazy for her to say something stupid for a cheap thrill.
When Gregoire’s challenger- a Bush Light chucklehead who thought he could win a campaign by saying Chris Gregoire released sex offenders in the community who in turn were waiting to molest your children-Gregoire didn’t go nasty back on them.
I would have.
And it would have involved toilet paper, eggs and underwear hanging from somebody’s trees.
But then again, no one would ever elect me to anything.
Anyway.
Governor Gregoire stuck to the issues, she acted with class and she has always done right by us here in Washington and in the end she won the election.
Which makes me feel good to know that if you do the right things good things will come back to you.
So
Gov. Gregoire if I haven’t said it before I’m glad you’re our Governor
and Alaska all I can say is…
Thank You
for Sarah Palin
in these trying times we could all use a laugh- a good one- and in
Sarah ‘Caribou Barbie’ Palin you have given us that.
and
In Seattle Washington
February 2008
:::additional stories:::
From PBS:::Washington Gov. Gregoire Wins Re-election
Rossi’s loss to Gov. Gregoire leaves state GOP in dire straits
What If Evita Sang Sarah Palin?
Singing Hockey Mom and Piano playing Moose singing out against Caribou Barbie
…don’t speak for me Sarah Palin!
The truth is I do not like you
What if McCain were chief and then he died ah?
You’d be more scary
then al-Qaeda
Sing It With Me Now…”Hey Sarah Palin”
Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2
Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, were through
Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me
Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies
Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin
Doesn’t mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking countrys up in smoke
Oh what a joke
Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)
Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn’t make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too
Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I dont know
Where can we go
Performed by MC Howie and Julie K
I don’t know who they are or where they came from
but my guess is they are like all of us.
Only funnier.
Oh Gampy
Why do a post debate summary when pictures like this are out there?
This Is McCain’s Brain On Reality…
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more about “McCain’s Brain Does It Again“, posted with vodpod
From the guys at Secret Sauce TV
and
of course…
McCain’s Brain!
She Who Lives In Glass House Should Not Sleep With A Successionist
So Caribou Barbie wants to talk about
a person who doesn’t see America the way “WE DO”
If Caribou Barbie wants to go there…let’s go there.
Let’s talk.
Let’s talk about YOU Caribou Barbie
Palling Around With Secessionists
Sarah Palin and the Alaska Independence Party.
Palin addresses Alaska Independence Party convention
“I share your party’s vision of upholding the constitution of our great state “( Note PALIN DOES NOT SAY U.S. CONSTITUTION BUT THE ALASKA STATE CONSTITUTION)
Sarah Palin and the Witch Hunter back in the News
Countdown Special Comment on Sarah Palin’s Hysteria
Along the comment on Caribou Barbie there is a story in this about a woman named Addie Polk, 90, of Akron, Ohio. You need to know this story.
Reactions from Palin / McCain Rally
from the Huffington Post
At a McCain rally on Monday, television stations caught audio of a crowd member calling Obama a “terrorist,”while Dana Milbank reported that “[o]ne Palin supporter shouted a racial epithet at an African American sound man for a network and told him, ‘Sit down, boy.'” Also on Monday, at a Palin rally, one member of the audience yelled, “Kill him!“
Country First…or Klan First?
You decided.
Caribou Barbie Is A L-I-A-R
The Statement:Republican vice presidential candidate Gov. Sarah Palin said Saturday, October 4, that Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama is “someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect that he’s palling around with terrorists who would target their own country.”
Okay.
Red Flag Time.
If it’s coming out of Caribou Barbie’ Mouth it’s either gibberish or something someone else told her to say which means that her words are borrowed or stolen and that automatically puts anything she says straight on board the ” Cheap Talk Express”- So if you want to run her through fact check be my guest.
But I can GUESS who that fact check will turn out.
The Facts ( from this article):In making the charge at a fund-raising event in Englewood, Colorado, and a rally in Carson, California, Palin was referring at least in part to William Ayers, a 1960s radical. In both appearances, Palin cited a front-page article in Saturday’s New York Times detailing the working relationship between Obama and Ayers.
Geeze…Red Flag, oh here’s one.
Caribou Barbie read a newspaper…oh …sure she did
Whatever here’s the skinny
In the 1960s, Ayers was a founding member of the radical Weather Underground group that carried out a string of bombings of federal buildings, including the Pentagon and the U.S. Capitol, in protest against the Vietnam War. The now-defunct group was labeled a “domestic terrorist group” by the FBI, and Ayers and his wife, Bernadine Dohrn — also a Weather Underground member — spent 10 years as fugitives in the 1970s. Federal charges against them were dropped due to FBI misconduct in gathering evidence against them, and they resurfaced in 1980. Both Ayers and Dohrn ultimately became university professors in Chicago, with Ayers, 63, now an education professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago.
Obama’s Chicago home is in the same neighborhood where Ayers and Dohrn live. Beginning in 1995, Ayers and Obama worked with the non-profit Chicago Annenberg Challenge on a huge school improvement project. The Annenberg Challenge was for cities to compete for $50 million grants to improve public education. Ayers fought to bring the grant to Chicago, and Obama was recruited onto the board. Also from 1999 through 2001 both were board members on the Woods Fund, a charitable foundation that gave money to various causes, including the Trinity United Church that Obama attended and Northwestern University Law Schools’ Children and Family Justice Center, where Dohrn worked.
CNN’s review of project records found nothing to suggest anything inappropriate in the volunteer projects in which the two men were involved.
Obama campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt told CNN that after meeting Obama through the Annenberg project, Ayers hosted a campaign event for him that same year when then-Illinois state Sen. Alice Palmer, who planned to run for Congress, introduced the young community organizer as her chosen successor. LaBolt also said the two have not spoken by phone or exchanged e-mail messages since Obama came to the U.S. Senate in 2005 and last met more than a year ago when they encountered each other on the street in their Hyde Park neighborhood.
The extent of Obama’s relationship with Ayers came up during the Democratic presidential primaries earlier this year, and Obama explained it by saying, “This is a guy who lives in my neighborhood … the notion that somehow as a consequence of me knowing somebody who engaged in detestable acts 40 years ago — when I was 8 years old — somehow reflects on me and my values doesn’t make much sense.”
And According To CNN Who Did The Fact Check
The
Verdict
False.
There is no indication that Ayers and Obama are now
“palling around,”
or that they have had an ongoing relationship in the past three years.
Also, there is nothing to suggest that Ayers is now involved in terrorist activity or that other Obama associates are.
In Closing May I add…
Ha. Ha. Ha. Caribou Barbie and if you and Todd start packing now you can be back in Alaska to make it home in time to take part in the Troopergate Investigation…!
Seven Palin Aides Will Honor Subpoenas in ‘Troopergate’ Probe
Late Show: The Sarah Palin Debate Recap
Caribou Barbie…if there is a God in Heaven we will never have to see you again after November 5th- until then, let’s have some fun at your expense shall we?
Oh man, the clock is ticking, where to start where to start…
I know let’s start with David Letterman’s Recap of your 90 minute talking points session debate with Joe Biden( you know, that guy with the real political creds)
and please…don’t stop being a National Laughing Stock, after all, we are ALL doing our part to make our Country and the World a
better place.
a.m.
Drinking Game Field Report
Everyone is talking about the fun they had watching the VP debate.
Of course.
The people who are saying they had fun watching the debate
were playing drinking games.
Even me…so here it is.
Here’s my drinking game story.
As a rule I don’t drink and when I do I will nurse that sucker all night long.
Why?
Because I’m such a light weight I can get a buzz and a serious hangover from sniffing an empty wine cooler bottle.
But yesterday for the debate all of my friends were playing this drinking game and, I must admit, I gave in to peer pressure ( hey…if you know how to stand up to a a bunch of angry women who are are less then enchanted with McCain for choosing a running mate that sets the women’s movement back a good 500 years- l’m all ears. )
Anyway.
We each pulled a ” Caribou Barbie ” word from a jar and every time Caribou Barbie said the word you had to take a drink.
I drew maverick
God.
Hates.
Me.
Irregular Bones 