Facebook Flirts

I’ve decided to start doing posts about the Facebook Experience

and I’ve decided to start with my reaction to

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Cyber Flirts

Photo A.M. Moscoso
Photo A.M. Moscoso

So what do you  think when you see people Cyber-Flirting on your Facebook Page?

I’m thinking I’ve got this case of Writer’s Block going on

and I’m getting desperate for a story.

BTW

don’t fall over yourselves unfriending me.

I take notes.

LOL

 

Just Name It

The next time that Special Someone asks what you want

just tell them:

You Can Leave Your Hat On

Modern Love Sucks

Cut Flowers.

Give them to someone you love.

How morbid.

How useless.

How strange

But I think I get it- back in the caveman days I’ll bet a male showed his love by killing and dragging home a Woolly Mammoth( by his teeth no less ) to prove his ability to care for his intended.

So instead of a giant dead animal in these modern times you get a giant bunch of dead flowers.

Aim high people.

I say ask for the Woolly Mammoth.

 

Sue

Today I found out my brother’s ex-girlfriend died.

She had a disease called Cerebellar Ataxia but what got her was pneumonia.

Her name is Sue and she and my brother have a son named Andy.

Andy has Cerebellar Ataxia too- he’s blind and can’t walk or control his facial muscles and it’s difficult for him to talk, he takes his food through a tube. He’s in his early 20’s and never learned to drive a car, he’s never traveled or had a girlfriend he loves the TV show “Friends”.

He’s in a nursing home.

That’s Andy’s life now- that’s what he grew up to do- to end up bedridden in a nursing home.

I really hate life today.

But that doesn’t mean I don’t intend to make the most of it- I intend to enjoy making every freaking damn second of it count.

For Andy and Sue.

It’s A Girl Thing

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UCLA STUDY

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is  attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if  she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted  to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his  forehead while he is on fire.

No further studies are  expected

well…I guess that’s because there isn’t much more to say.

* scored this joke from LORI

Oh and this song just sort of belongs to a joke like this.

Write On!

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Until I was in my early twenties I must have had a couple of dozen Pen Pals from all around the world- of course the Internet changed all of that and now me and a few of my ” Pals” from the old days send mail via the Internet.

I think that e-mail changed the flavor of letters and only recently has some of that come back.

Another thing that changed was my stamp collection.

In ‘the day’ I’d save the envelope ( which we used to decorate ) with the stamp in the corner and I’d put them in these photo albums. Every once and awhile I’d go through them and think about how neat it was that I was writing to people in places like Scotland or Germany or somewhere here in the States.

Now days I have site meter- it’s not the same as the stamp, but on the other hand I can’t imagine that the kid I was would have guessed that one morning she’d wake up every morning to find that people from these places had read something she’d written.

  1 
Canada Winnipeg, Manitoba
  2 
United States Grand Rapids, Michigan
  3 
United States Oakland, California
  4 
United States Jacksonville, Florida
  5 
United States New York
  6 
United Kingdom London, London, City of
  7 
Norway Trondheim, Sor-Trondelag
  8 
United Kingdom
  9 
Qatar Doha, Ad Dawhah
 10 
Romania Constanta

 25 
Bosnia and Herzegovina Ljubuski, Federation of Bosnia and Herzegov…
 26 
United Kingdom Barrow In Furness
 27 
Czech Republic Rudn, Stredocesky Kraj
 28 
United States Columbus, Georgia
 29 
Italy Rescaldina, Lombardia

 31 
Australia Preston, Victoria

 36 
Netherlands Zoetermeer, Zuid-Holland

 63 
Egypt Cairo, Al Qahirah
 64 
Germany Recklinghausen, Nordrhein-Westfalen
 65 
Hungary Szeged
 66 
Australia
 67 
Spain Santa Brgida, Canarias
 68 
United Kingdom Elgin, Moray
 69 
Australia Busselton, Western Australia

 

I don’t have the stamps anymore, but what I do have is a better understanding about communication- how important it is to ourselves that we are part of a community and that in that community we have a place and a voice.

It’s an important understanding to have.

Write On.

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Where The Insanity Began

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Sixteen years ago my sons and I took a bus to downtown Everett and met my husband’s bus that he drove into town daily from Granite Falls, Washington.

One of his passengers had brought us the newest addition to our family- it was a tiny little kitten who was the runt of the litter and just about seven weeks old with bowed front legs, blue eyes and a little ringed tail.

The kitten was sitting in a McDonalds bag with the edges rolled down and he smelled like French fries.

He looked up into my face and meowed and when I reached down to pick him up he crawled up my arm straight to my shoulder- where he promptly sunk his claws into my skin so he wouldn’t slide off and then he tried to bite my glasses.

It took three of us to get him out of my hair.

My sons and I had already picked out a name for this tiny creature- we’d just seen a movie that we all loved and my boys were already familiar with the music- I made them aware of it because the composer was my Grandfather’s favorite- he said this man wrote the most perfect music in the world…

 we named that little guy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

The funny thing is when the boys heard ” Amadeus ” they thought it sounded like “Mama’s Deus ” so they called our Wolfie ” Mommy’s Deus”  for years.

Anyway on the bus ride home we had put Wolfgang in a box and he howled and growled and the bus driver, a bear of a guy named Pat laughed and called back to us, ” Hey, what wild animal do you have back there?”

I opened the box and lifted Wolfgang out by the scruff of his neck held him up and he hissed and spit at everybody and that was pretty much sums up Wolfie.

He’s been more of a companion then pet and he’s inspired stories that I’ve written and some of his real life exploits have turned up in a series I did about a character called ” Insanity Jones “.

People thought I made up things about ” Insanity” like how he sat in the middle of the street one day and backed up traffic and his hatred of fire engines and how I had to lock him up if he saw firemen because he’d try to bite them – but that was all true.

And then there was the Summer four years ago when Wolfie saw my oldest Son’s pitbull running straight for me- I was not in danger but Wolfie didn’t know that.

The next thing I know Wolfie is running by me jumps up and wraps himself around Puma’s head and tries to take his eyes out- and at the end of the day my cat didn’t have a mark on him.

He also spent the rest of the week tormenting that poor dog and barfing on my Son’s suitcase- don’t ask, but when Wolfie got mad at you that’s what he did.

That’s Wolfie’s story, his true story- he was loved and cherished and spoiled and loyal and mean and smart and he was my heart.

When he died that morning, part of me did too.

Tonight we buried him under his favorite tree, then we made a little bonfire for him.

He was up there somewhere wishing, I’m sure, that it would have spread so that he could’ve had one last shot at those Firemen.

 

It’s All In The Game

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A long time ago

my oldest son played soccer.

Most of the parents  insisted outfitting the kids in high cost pro style uniforms,  they bought uniform bags, even special water bottles.

 All of this stuff was embossed with the team logo…and before the game they’d line this stuff up on the ground and then they’d raise a custom made team banner over it all.

The kids were six years old

Some people take this stuff way to seriously like these guys… 

 

By Associated Press

LACEY, Wash. (AP) – The Black Hills Junior Football League says the parents who brawled after a game in Lacey won’t be welcome back.

Police cited two people for assault after the weekend brawl involving at least 15 people at South Sound Stadium following game. The players are second- through fourth-graders.

The fight between Samoan and non-Samoan parents began with a dispute over loud cheering by parents. One man was treated at a hospital for a neck injury.

The football league president says the penalties against fighting parents won’t affect their child’s status on a team.

Oh No! ZOMBIES!

Max found this.

Okay Everybody say ‘thanks’ to Max for finding

the best Zombie Character ever created….

and that includes those lame ones

in 28 Days Later

 and

Those

dorky Zombies

in

 The Return Of The Living Dead Movies. 

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Sigh No More

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I know this person who has lied and deceived, mislead and shamelessy used people to get what they wanted.

  They chased good people away from important casues because they didn’t want to be moved from the spotlight.  

Today I found out this person is dieing.  

 The problem is, this person has lied about their illness before so that they could get what they wanted.

No kidding.  

 I’m not sure how to feel, or how to act.

 I guess

 I’ll have to wait and see if and when the funeral is going to be held.

   I won’t be going to it though.  

 Right now I know exactly what the expression

 ” Lower then a snake’s belly “

means

 because that’s how I feel right now.

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