No deep thoughts in this post.
Just wondering what the frosting tastes like.

I’m just wondering.
If President Obama
had been born
on the same exact day in the same exact year
in Hawaii
to
WHITE PARENTS
would anyone be questioning his citizenship?
That’s what I thought.
Definition of ” Birther”
from
I’ve decided to start doing posts about the Facebook Experience
and I’ve decided to start with my reaction to
ta-da
Cyber Flirts

So what do you think when you see people Cyber-Flirting on your Facebook Page?
I’m thinking I’ve got this case of Writer’s Block going on
and I’m getting desperate for a story.
BTW
don’t fall over yourselves unfriending me.
I take notes.
LOL

LYNNWOOD (WA).– An espresso stand featuring semi-nude baristas that opened next to a preschool and across the street from an elementary school is raising hackles. Story HERE
The Mayor of Lynnwood says this is a ‘touchy’ subject and someone left a comment on this article that reads in part: Please quote the portion of the article that says children can see naked breasts from the school.
You know, why a million more of these stands didn’t open up in Lynnwood right after this article appeared in the Herald I will never know.
So.
What do I think about Coffee being served by girls in their underwear down the hill from where I live?
I hope they don’t spill any on themselves, that stuff is hot.
Yeah.
That’s about it.

One of my favorite toys in the entire world
was
and remains
the Slinky.
To this day I’m your fan of the basic
Silver Slinky.
NOT
the Slinky Jr., the Plastic Slinky or the Slinky Dog or even the Slinky Pets- and surpise I didn’t even like the Crazy Eyes (glasses with Slinky-extended fake eyeballs) I never owned one of those Neon Slinkies though I found a few of them under my Christmas Tree from time to time.
See, for years I thought that one little toy meant I was your normal Suburban kid and not the little weirdo who got rocks thrown at her by her Blue Bird Troop because she didn’t bring Maple Squares on treat day.
And then, one day I decided to write about
The Slinky
and learned it’s inventor- Richard James- left his wife and ran off to Bolivia to join a religious cult.
You know, it’s true.
You can run as far as you want and when you’re done running
you’ll always end up
right back in the place you were trying to get away from in the first place.
:::News Articles From Around The World On Obama Victory:::
before I begin with the list I would like to thank the USA for
giving me the most awesome Birthday Present ever.
It’s even better then the bike I got when I was 13
You guys rock.
Now on to the News
Obama win sparks celebrations outside White House
World reaction to Obama victory: From jubilation to trepidation
Europe leaders hail Obama victory
Joe Klein: Obama’s Victory Ushers in a New America
Obama Defeats McCaine In Washington State
The next time that Special Someone asks what you want
just tell them:
You Can Leave Your Hat On
It’s all about words today here at the Bones.
If you could banish a word from the English Language what would it be?
Me.
I would flush the word boing.
Heck.
I wouldn’t even bother to flush it, I’d take a plunger and jam it down the first toilet I could get too before I could stomp it out of existance.
Who the hell came up with that one?
Boing.
It serves no darn purpose.
Oh and while I’m at it I say we loose Awesome…I don’t hate the word Awesome I just think it would be funny to see what happens if people can’t short cut a view by heading down ‘awesome avenue’ instead of EXPLAINING why they think something is so spectacular it sucks the air out fo their lungs and makes them feel that the Universe is truly a very big place and that feeling sends a tingle up and down their spine.
So … think about it what word would you like to lose?