Caribou Barbie…if there is a God in Heaven we will never have to see you again after November 5th- until then, let’s have some fun at your expense shall we?
Oh man, the clock is ticking, where to start where to start…
I know let’s start with David Letterman’s Recap of your 90 minute talking points session debate with Joe Biden( you know, that guy with the real political creds)
and please…don’t stop being a National Laughing Stock, after all, we are ALL doing our part to make our Country and the World a
NPR: Given what you’ve said Senator, is there an occasion where you could imagine turning to Governor Palin for advice in a foreign policy crisis.
MCCAIN: I’ve turned to her advice many times in the past, I can’t imagine turning to Senator Obama or Senator Biden cuz they’ve been wrong, they were wrong about Iraq, wrong about Russia…
NPR: But would you turn to Governor Palin?
MCCAIN: I certainly wouldn’t turn to them, and I’ve already turned to Governor Palin particularly on energy issues and I’ve appreciated her background and knowledge on that and many other issues.
NPR: Does her energy qualification extend to the international energy market?
MCCAIN: Of course. Of course. That’s what it’s all about. It extends to a broad variety of issues from her worldview to threats that we face, to radical Islamic extremism, to specific areas of the world. I’m very proud of her, and proud of the knowledge and background that she has.
meant to be sung out loud and shared as often as possible.
a.m.
from Ronnie Ray Jenkins site HERE –
I never was a fan of politicians, and now, I’m even less of one. So, I felt rather “patriotic,” and decided to perform a song for all of my readers. Enjoy it, sing it, send it around, and this time around, I’m hoping people “think” before they vote.
The Ballad of Caribou Barbie
There’s something fishy in the mackerel sky–in the land of the midnight sun.
There’s a woman running loose wearing designer glasses, and touting a mighty big gun.
Now that much don’t scare me, or worry me none,
I don’t even care that she’s talking in tongue.
Say oily-oily –doo, dilly-dangle-diddy-wah
oily-oily-doo-dilly-arbee
She put a town in debt- in her short time as Mayor, and her name is Caribou Barbie.
She piles her hair high on her head and uses a bearskin to cover her bed
She claims to be an expert in foreign relations, cause she can see Russia from the window in her kitchen.
Say-oily-oily-doo-dilly-dangle-diddy wah
Oily-oily-doo-dilly arbee
Her hubby’s some dude, but his name isn’t Ken
Even though she’s Caribou Barbie
She tells the folks, she’s a decisive kind of gal,
And it makes me think of Bush, the “Decider”
Now, I’ve been around the block, and I’m nobody’s fool,
But I’m scratching my head wonderin
Why she went to six schools.
Sing Oily-Oily doo dilly-dangle diddy wah
Oily-oily-doo-dilly arbee
Four more years would be McBush again, along side Mc Caribou Barbie.
She might be a hockey mom to some, the leader of the PTA to others,
She might be a lipstick wearing pit bull to many
But taking a close look, she’s a lipstick wearing Cheney.
Sing, oily-oily doo,
Dilly-dangle-diddy wah,
Oily-oily-doo- dilly arbee
So, ends the saga it’s short and it’s sweet, like the career of Caribou Barbie.
So today I heard that Caribou Barbie cancelled her upcoming appearance at a fundraiser here in Washington State.
Well.
Thanks for making the days a little less exciting, a little drabber- thanks for NOTHING Caribou Barbie.
You could have brought joy and excitement to the people of Washington State-
we could have organized rallies and invited young people who can’t afford to go to College and working Moms and Single Dads and all of people who are losing their homes to show up and wave signs around with your name on it to tell us what they think you could do bring to the Country- should God forbid- anything happen to John McInsanity McCain.
We even could have held fundraisers like bake sales where the main prize at the Silent Auction could have been a giant cake that looks like a Bridge and little cupcakes under it shaped like the Exxon Valdez.
And as a way to involve everyone across the state we could have held a series of charity Hockey games ( and not told the people who actually owned the Ice Rinks we were showing up…sort of like what you did with that sports center in Wasilla ) and everyone who played- even the guys- could have worn lipstick and helmets shaped like dogs heads.
The highlight of your visit could have been your entrance.
For your grand entrance we could have had little kids a dressed up like Polar Bears and three legged wolves running around screaming, ” The Mavericks are Coming, The Mavericks are Coming! ” as you raced your way down the street after them on a Snowmachine while wearing an Alaskan Independence Party T-Shirt and your husband’s name written on your forhead in red sharpie pen.
Those are such great ideas Caribou Barbie, it’s a shame that we can’t….
Irregular Bones 