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and in Roswell
when they say everybody is welcome
….they mean EVERYBODY
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I take the bus to and from work- and I would like to say I do it because I care about the envirorment. Okay I do- but the plus side to expressing my love and support of nature is that I can look into all the cars I want.
Then I can make up my own polls.
Like I’ve done how many nose pickers in NEW cars can I count in 10 minutes? How many people are reading books ( and driving at the same time ) and then I write it all down.
And sometimes I get bonus shots- like I’ve seen people putting on makeup and shaving and changing their clothes.
And sometimes I see things that just stun me.
I watched this guy chase another car down the free way- and the car he was chasing did the right thing. They didn’t react or yell back or slam their brakes.
So this guy- who’s driving this Lexus and wearing a suit pulls up alongside this car and it’s ” you mother^%%$ this and you ass$##@ that and he’s making these obscene gestures and then he holds his hand up like he’s holding a gun and he’s pretending to shoot into the other car.
And the only person in the car that’s looking is this little girl in a car seat.
I wonder about her, like will she remember this guy who mimed holding a gun at her and pulling the trigger? Was she scared? What could possess a grown man to do something like that to a little girl in car seat?
I guess I’ll wonder about that for a very long time.
My friend Max tagged me- I was suppose to come up with eight little random facts …. and being that this is MY blog I decided to go ahead and do eight random facts about memememememememe!
1. When I was a mortician’s apprentice I got seriously addicted to PEZ candy.
2. I have a morbid fear of electricity
3. I think Reality TV is Satan’s Vomit.
4. I’ve written stories about ghosts that I’ve seen and about weird places that I’ve been too and really odd people I’ve met and then I make it sound like fiction.
I’m such a coward.
5. I think it’s great when my husband does political work because all of the sudden the same ISP from our area shows up and SOMEONE crawls through my entire blog page by page and my stats go through the roof.
My own Mother won’t take the time to do that- Hell I don’t even do that!
6. My favorite color is red but I tell people it’s pink. It’s so sweet when their faces scrunch up and they say, ” Pink? Really? “
7. When my Sister was 5 and I was 8 she had a dream that her Baby Alive Doll came to life and tried to kill her. So she put Baby Alive in her closet and buried her under a bunch of clothes. Every night I’d go into her closet and take Baby Alive out and sit her on the foot of my Sister’s bed. I’m so grateful that after years of ME my Sister will admitt to people we’re actually related.
8.
I think Jack The Ripper was a woman.
Actually….I just like to say that because it stresses people out.
So this guy who has a dangerous strain of TB flies around the world spreading his little microbes o’ death like screwed up wedding confetti and the CDC gets out ahead of this thing and tells people not to worry – which on it’s face is pretty weird considering they don’t exactly release feel good stories on a regular basis.
And then we find out maybe that’s because:
(from Yahoo news )….
The honeymooner quarantined with a dangerous strain of tuberculosis was identified Thursday as a 31-year-old Atlanta personal injury lawyer whose new father-in-law is a CDC microbiologist specializing in the spread of TB and other bacteria.
Okay, I’m officially stunned.
But I’m getting away from the point I wanted to make.
What I wanted to say is that I wish I HAD been on the plane next to this guy and that at some point he had coughed into my face.
Why?
My Goodness, to have sat next to the man whose life is more important then anyone else’s life on the entire planet?
I’d have been honored.
Irregular Bones 