Another Crushed Dream

It’s Official

Congressman Jay Inslee Is Not A Warlock.

I Am Crushed.

But I Am Voting For Him Anyway

And If You Live In The First District In Washington State

You Should Too.

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Visit Jay Inslee For Congress

HERE

 

Remember The Delta

From AP: A dead sea turtle is seen along the shoreline, Saturday, May 1, 2010 in Breton National Wildlife Refuge, La.

One of my friends is letting it be known that President Obama is to be held personally responsible for the BP Oil Spill and that  because the President didn’t run down there and stick his finger in the hole to stop the oil from spilling out and causing – what Interior Secretary Ken Salazar  calls, “a very grave scenario”  -as far as my friend is concerned the White House’s has YET to respond.

You know, my friend needs to quit sucking on teabags and pull his head out of Faux Spews  backside and remember that people and the land and enviorment that they are part of and rely on are going to suffer and suffer big.

So here’s a song by my favorite storyteller/songwriter who doesn’t forget that real people are involved in ‘issues’ .

As my kids would say, Ronnie Ray is keeping it real.

Tears For The Delta ( Drill Baby Drill )

The day they drilled the well– it was money that they smelled

And the rest of the world—can– just go straight to hell.

There’s no money in the sun, and you just can’t pump the wind

But I never saw the sun— ever kill a pelican.

Oh now you’ll pay the cost—the burden is on you

Cause Mr. Oil behind closed doors—tells you what to do.

Chorus:

They have to drill baby drill

To kill baby kill

It’s how they get their thrills

Just sit back and take your pills

There’s nothing to see here.

It’s all under control

Go back inside, or take a ride

Just fill up before you go.

Second Verse:

The oil in Alaska still laps the shores

And buddy let me tell you, it’s been twenty years or more.

Supply and demand has been the command

Spread fear across the land

Like the sticky greed of man.

And when the sand is black with oil

And the singing birds are gone

How will you tell your children?

The way they used to sound.

 

visit Ronnie Ray

at his site

HERE

The Ballad of Terry Hoskins

Who would have thought that the following words would actually ever fit so well into the same sentence?

bulldozer AND foreclosure

Very recently two people did.

A man named Terry Hoskins and a songwriter named Ronnie Ray Jenkins.

Visit Ronnie Ray’s Site HERE– he’s an amazing story-teller and in our hi-tech world I like seeing the ‘real life preserved in songs and poems.

                                                                                            It feels right.

PS

This clip was featured on WLWT News, an NBC affiliate in Cincinnati,Ohio. It broke the record for views.

News From The Clothing Optional Senator

Former nude model Scott Brown wants to scrap Health Care Reform

and start all over again.

BTW

His daughter wants to get back on American Idol.

AND

he just announced he

advocates a ” Big Tent ” for the Republican Party.

Yeah.

I’m not sure about the first two things Naked Guy is aiming for but he’s probably got the third in the bag.

Senator-Elect Scott Brown Massachusetts

 

Are These The Funniest Protest Signs EVER?

These might not be the funniest protest signs EVER but they are the funniest of 2009.

Enjoy

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MY PERSONAL FAVORITE

 

SHE DOESN’T PUT OUT…WE GET IT…OR YOU KNOW, WE DON’T

 

YAY!

MORE SIGNS HERE

Let’s Hear It For #37!

 

“We’re Number 37”

Come one, Come all
Down to the hall
We’re gonna make noise
We’re gonna bust balls
We’re gonna disrupt
We’re gonna jump in the fray
I got a list of all the things that we’re supposed to say
We’re gonna get real rowdy
Have a barrel of fun
But we’re the USA so by the way be sure to bring a gun
And buddy

We’re Number 37
We’re the USA
We’re Number 37
And were so proud to say
We got old people crying at the pharmacy
Pay your deductible
This aint the land of the f-f-f-free Grandma
We’re Number 37
We’re the USA

People of the town come on down
And if you got a crazy rumor you can spread it around
I kind of like my insurance and I like my health
The other 47 million can go treat themselves
To some prayer in chapel
Fold your hands and pray
Because we are a Christian nation and that is the Christian way
And brother

We’re Number 37
We’re the USA
The big Number 37
And we’re so proud to say
Were #1 one in tanks
Were #1 in planes
Were #1 in war with #2 for brains
We’re Number 37
We’re the USA

I drew a Hitler mustache on the president
Yea! Aint that neat
My brother had a hernia operation last year
And now hes living out on the street

We’re Number 37
We’re the USA
The big Number 37
And we want to keep it that way
Be sure to bring the kids
All of the boys and girls
Because the #1 health care system in the world.

Is inFrance???

We’re Number 37
We’re the USA
We’re Number 37
And we got something to say
We pay more for less
40% in fact
Lets bite some fingers off
Shout at the handicapped
Cause buddy
We’re Number 37
We’re the USA

We’re Number 37
We’re the USA
We’re Number 37
We’re the USA

© Paul Hipp 2009p

Letters To A Teabagger Continues-

 

Dearest Teabaggers

Today while President – born in America so you can go suck his birthcertifate-Obama was discussing Health Care Reform

with

other grownups and sane people in Minnepolis

you guys ran to DC

– while he was out of town-

 and waved around signs like this one.

Amazing...where's the gun?
At least they spelled all the words right- this time

Is this for real?

I  heard that while you were in DC you did fun things like walk around looking at horse poop and while doing that you ‘found’ a picture of President- yes he is a black man– Obama under a pile of it.

Then you called your friends over to it and took a picture.

Seriously.

You guys get off on horse poop?

I’ll be darned

I guess you do….

Teabaggers and Horse Poop.
Teabaggers and Horse Poop.

Still.

There was one picture, one moment that I think really captured what you guys really wanted to tell

President- Lots of White People Voted For Him too so LOL-Obama

and it didn’t have anything to do with Health Care Reform…

did it?

 

Um..did you leave it back at the trailer park?

Um..did you leave it back at the trailer park?

 I hope  you enjoyed your big adventure in

OUR

Nation’s Capital.

Don’t let the door hit you on your butts on the way out

and have a safe trip home.

 

Love you more than air

can’t breathe without you

xoxoxo

me

With Obstruction In Their Hearts and Minds

The thing to remember about Health Care Reform is that it IS about real people.

So it’s important to listen to real voices

like Ronnie Rays.

The Ballad of Tony and Sam

by

Ronnie Ray Jenkins

Tony worked, the factory floor; it was fifteen years last week
They cut his job on Friday, now he barely makes ends meet.
Now Tony is a sick, sick, man, without a health care plan,
He prays his kids stay healthy, but the stress is killing him.

Little Sammie… what’s his name… in the house across the street,
Has some kind of cancer, and he’s looking pretty weak.
His mommy has insurance, and pays a high, high, price.
But the coverage is limited; they told her so last night.

They say you rate a nation, by the way it treats it folks
Lately, it’s looking pretty sad.
When men, the likes of Tony, and kids like little Sam,
Are destined for an early grave, across this wealthy land.

So, Sammie went to heaven, and the wealthy doctor sighed,
Little Sammie’s mother stood at the door and cried.
The Senators said what a shame, something should be done
Then they took a nice long recess, and made themselves some fun.

Is there any reason to deny these folks the need
To not fear losing homes, and health
All because of greed.

They say they rate a nation, by the way it treats it folks
And sometimes you just have to wonder why
Would a nation, ever be so great
To stand with empty eyes, with obstruction in their hearts, and minds
To let its people die.

He Didn’t Even Wear A Cape

hypnosis eyeglasses

I am feeling so cheated right now.

I mean it, I am crushed.

I was promised by some blond woman on FAUX news that President Obama was going to use mind control on kids, that he was going to take away their free will and turn them into mindless drones ( Ha, I’ll be that had Pharmaceutical Companies scared out of their minds ).

I have never been so excited: I thought President Obama was going to pull an Amazing Kreskin…maybe even a Mandrake The Magician on us.

He did not.

He didn’t even wear a cape when he made his speech to the School Kids of  America.

Curses.

Do you hear me?

Curses FAUX News- you big old liars.

From now on stick to promoting Teabagger Parties and that crazy woman who thinks President Obama was born in a mud hut in Kenya.

You’re good at that and nobody is listening to that anyway, it’s not like they pay attention to those reports. After all,  the minute you guys say ” Tea” or “Kenya” people either turn the channel or they start  running around in front of the TV in circles and barking.

I was hoping to see a good Magic Show today.

Instead I am nursing a crushed dream- you know, the one I have always had  invovling having a Magician For President.

Thanks FAUX news….thanks a bunch- why don’t you go and pull a rabbit out of your hat. 

 

 

Letters To A Teabagger

 

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Dear Teabaggers, Birthers, Deathers, Tenthers

Barack Obama

IS

The President of The United States of America.

No matter how many teabags you wear on your heads

no matter how many misspelled signs you wave around

that will not change.

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And here’s the part you really need to understand.

Things will never, ever be able to be the way they were before

President Obama was elected President.

Those days are

GONE.

And for your information

That is spelled

Y-O-U

L-O-S-T

 

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Bye For Now…remember

love ya

more then air

can’t breath without you

xoxoxo

me