So last night I’m at this meeting
and my friends who are
Obama supporters are talking about the Polls and McCain.
I point out two very simple facts:
John McCain is a liar.
The mainstream media are tools.
Put the two together and you will have enough BS to fertilze every field and yard and still have enough to over flow every single toilet in
the United States, Canada and Mexico.
So what do we do they asked me.
Do this I said:
Dear Sarah ” Don’t Yell At Me, I’m Holding My Infant In My Arms- Former Beauty Queen ” Palin
I see that you went after Obama a few nights ago.
I found that amusing after watching him go up against real opponents like Hillary Clinton- however, I wasn’t worried once your heavily made up face started to make noise ( I’d watch that if I were you, you should hear what McCain said to his own wife about wearing too much makeup- WOW! ) because after a few minutes it was obvious you were never intended to be more then a little distraction with a lot of lipstick ( hey now…she started the lipstick joke with that dog comparison ) at the RNC.
Do you know what made me mad?
You went after Community Activists ( code word for Uppity Minorities ).
Those are people who work to make their communities a better place- they do that work for free, they will probably never be recognized outside of their community for the work they do- and sometimes they don’t even get recognized inside of it because Community Activists work in groups and rarely does one name bubble up unless they’ve been appointed a spokesperson-
I do work like that.
So does my husband.
And so do my friends ( thanks guys ).
You know, I’m the same age as you- which means that you HAVE benefited from the activist work that women did back in the 1960’s and beyond that I have.
They were activists Caribou Barbie- and if it had not been for people like that you would be up there in Alaska, sitting in your kitchen wishing that you could have been more in life then a floor waxing- baby making machine.
I haven’t forgotten that- but obviously YOU HAVE- which explains why you are willing to play ” The Hostess With The Mostess ” for McCain.
Way to set the Women’s Movement back 100 years you ‘Book Banning- Her hope is to be on ESPN one day’ girl.
Oh and FYI
I was NEVER a Hockey Mom like YOU.
I Played Hockey.
Sincerely,
an activist from Washington State
I’ve seen some PUMATARD blogs where they are claiming John McCain wants to extend an Olive Branch to women by tapping a female Governor with a passport that was issued in 2007 as his VP- I just can’t let that go by…so here it is in pictures and little bitty easy to understand words:
Pumatards- you know these guys, right?
That’s Gampy Insane on the left and Devil’s Spew Rove on the right
and they are not doing this:
by handing you her:
They’re only handing you
This
because they can’t put this:
on the campaign trail with John McCain
Good Talk.
Now take some Midol and Chill out.
a.m.
A message has come out of the DNC in Denver…it’s one we can rally around…and that message is:
F$!@# Fox News!
fyi the guy running to the barricade is a FAUX SPEWS reporter.
c.a.d.
your friend in Denver.
While he was working on the film ” Lawrence of Arabia “
Peter O’Toole said that he believed a lot of T.E. Lawrence’s ‘issues’ could have been cured with three things:
Some
Whiskey
A good cigar
and a woman.
I’m thinking that this could work for the PUMATARDS who want to crash the Democratic Convention in Denver.
Maybe all they need is to toss back a few drinks, get laid and maybe, just maybe that could help them to lighten the hell up.
-Okay-
I’ll say it for you
that may not sound dignified
and it for sure sounds nasty
-however-
the PUMATARDS are ones who want to blow Kazoos when speakers that they don’t like start talking.
So that’s the choice:
Booze and Men ( or women, whatever floats your boat )
or Kazoos.
So PUMATARDS
Act like adults
leave the Kazoos at home
and try
for the love of God
not do something that could haunt you from the halls of Youtube
for the rest of your life.
The Cartoon is lame but the song is great…
it’s
JibJab
Time for Some Campaignin’
Gas could be 5.00 a Gallon by the Fourth Of July.
Oh gee.
Why wait that long to jerk the price up- and why call it at 5.00- why doesn’t that freaking son of a She Demon and Devil’s Spawn that sued his way into the White House and all of his Oil Buddies just yank it up to 10.00 a gallon.
Oh George…FYI- if the price of gas is going to go up AGAIN…why not start another war and to quote Dickens, ” decrease the surplus population” ?
That way when the shrieking over the prices of Gas hits a new high the sound of the screaming won’t be as deafening…
not that those Mother F*&^%$#@s that are growing like noxious weeds in the Bush Garden of Evil seem to hear the screaming that’s going on right now.
November can’t get here quick enough…
This is NOT a terrorist.
This is a cook from the Food Network.
Following me so far?
This is a Terrorist
His name is Osama Bin Laden.
Keep up here-
Food Network Cook Rachael Ray:
Terrorist.
Here is the idiot and the idiot post that started this conversation
which I feel a need to address
instead of doing my traditional Friday Fun Post about David Tennant:
The controversial ad, which appeared earlier this month on the doughnut chain’s Web site to promote its iced coffee, came under fire nearly two weeks ago when blogger Pam Geller posted it under the headline “Rachel [sic] Ray: Dunkin Donuts Jihad Tool.”
“Have you seen Rachel [sic] Ray wearing the icon of Yasser Arafatbastard and the bloody Islamic jihad,” Geller wrote. “This is part of the cultural jihad..”
Pam this is NOT Cultural Jihad
The only act of terrorism I see here is YOU blowing David Tennant Day
at Irregular Bones
straight to Hell.
…you tool Pam
Look
shut the Hell up and don’t do this to Irregular Bones Again.
Now I have to go to Dunkin Donuts and buy lots and lots of donuts and then I’m going to say Rachael sent me.
Guess what I’ll be wearing when I do…
go on GUESS.
Irregular Bones 